WhyAlloThere

19.  UF student.  Still trying to figure out what I'm doing with my life. 

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Wait, does rapper B.o.B. really think the Earth is flat — or is he trolling us?

After claiming to have watched Felix Baumgartner’s famous Red Bull Stratos jump from the edge of space, recording artist B.o.B is furiously tweeting everything science says about the Earth being round is a total lie. Why is he doing this? We have an idea.

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Update: Neil deGrasse Tyson has joined the fray to lay the scientific smackdown on B.o.B.

Tyson sent the rapper multiple tweets disproving him and then things got personal.

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Update: This feud is getting weirder and weirder. B.o.B released a new track “Flatline” on Monday, that takes a few shots at Neil deGrasse Tyson. “Aye, Neil Tyson need to loosen up his vest,” the rapper spits. “They’ll probably write that man one hell of a check.”

And then Tyson fired back with a diss track of his own. Really.

The astrophysicist enlisted the help of his nephew Stephen J. Tyson, who is apparently a rapper. Tyson delivers the facts at B.o.B. over a Drake beat.

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Science debate rap battle what a time to be alive

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A fundraising page for Natalie Aspray

So excited that I will be participating in UF's Dance Marathon 2016! Dance Marathon helps support Children's Miracle Network, a non-profit organization dedicated to raising funds and awareness for Children’s hospitals. My goal is to raise $500.00 and all donations go to UF Health Shands Children’s Hospital to help support pediatric research! Please consider donating to this amazing cause, every donation counts!

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i’m afraid to die because i know there’s gonna be randos i barely knew from high school on my facebook wall like “u were the best locker neighbor in 2009 RIP” and i can’t deal with that kind of fakeness from beyond the grave

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[bnaksy]

tumblr in december

[theotheristhedoctor]

I don’t know which gif I’m meant to be

[dynamax--grookey]

I’m definitely the tree.

[metalhearted]

World’s most disdainful cat gets a haircut  ~ [via]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

To go to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep until you actually are.

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fake it till you make it

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[whyallothere]

Dance Marathon UF

Friends and family, I challenge you to help transform today. Dance Marathon at UF has set a goal to raise $200,000 in this one day and we need your support! This monetary goal amounts to the cost of a new lifesaving ECMO machine and Giraffe Bed incubator- machines used at UF Health Shands Children's Hospital to save and enrich lives every day. Every single dollar goes to the kids at UF Health Shands Children's Hospital to help them in battling illness and injury. Transform their lives by donating to my fundraising page to create more miracles For The Kids. Together, we will Transform Today and make history, FTK.  Every dollar counts, thank you!  http://events.dancemarathon.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=81122

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[thebestoftumbling]

We found a dog and had to improvise a leash

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The struggle

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this is an immaculately produced piece of filmmaking, genuinely

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– Susan Sontag

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

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At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

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a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

[wizzard890]

once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

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A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

[mcdonalds-money]

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

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one time a drunk girl started crying because she said she loved my eyebrows so much

[oenomaus]

[221cbakerstreet]

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

[teashoesandhair]

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate most of it and the five sassy singing lady muses to step in and perform catchy yet narratively sound musical numbers when it gets too serious

[creepyjirachi]

me watching shows alone: tears up at every little thing, cries at every death & the climax of every arc, is generally very gay and emotional

me watching shows around other people: never cries, makes bad jokes and smart ass comments the entire time

[totallylesbians]

Literally me

[atmosk-king-moved]

yes

[vampiricbatz]

me af tbh