Haha, I died again!

Wil | She/Her | 26 y/o | White/Hispanic | SFW, mostly reblogs of humor and fandom.

[ammi-delta-document]

[prokopetz]

Last night I dreamed that Tumblr used AI to implement a mandatory feature that automatically placed illustrative emojis before all important nouns in posts, like the dialogue in Super Mario Odyssey, except there was something wrong with the AI and it gradually started identifying every noun as "gun".

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[wiittyusername]

I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+

[rvsalkam-deactivated20251022]

plany off time is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[exitwound]

i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

[atlassolid-prower]

this is the most unhelpful post ever

[exitwound]

do i look like a fucking faq to you

[exitwound]

#f slur

is it a slur to ask questions frequently

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?

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when that shawarma hit

[hellspawnmotel]

i suddenly felt very strongly i needed to draw ralsei cute & happy

[lakemojave]

Deltarune fans can we practice noticing female characters starting tomorrow

[infertilityidol]

in the rodent legislature they have a squeaker of the mouse

[hydrahowl]

(pressed up against mirror) you're CUTE. you're NORMAL. you FEEL THINGS LIKE A PERSON DOES. you can PRESS [Shift] TO DASH

[enqvpnyqerrzheef]

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[mote-of-ash]

cave yuri? yuri story? robot girls.

[hugsohugs]

happy Phoenix Wright Gets Hit by a Car Day everyone

[a-very-cute-snake]

[mercyseb]

Asriel and Chara college designs!

(NOT A SHIP)