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sadpncake

Lighthouse✨

lleyksie

let’s be primitive horses with mama

the-dandelion-queen

Art is both the getaway driver and the getaway vehicle, it hates cops, and loves breaking the law

thyrell

i fucking hate that post about the jimmy fallon ben n jerrys flavor because i tried it because of that and its honestly the best ben n jerrys no contest, so now its the flavor i buy every time i get ice cream. and every time the weather gets hot i have to eat ice cream out of a tub with jimmy fallons face on it. this fucking blows

thyrell

fuck you jimmy

bleeding-seraphic

ART being brought back in NE. To me. If you even care

writing-prompt-s

“Please! I have a wife and children!” He cries under your grip as you hold the knife above him. You burst out laughing, “WHO do you think sent me?”

beechaotic

Okay, I’ve seen this done before, but I wanted to add to it.

Humans are really great at hiding. Hell, we play games with children with the goal of remaining hidden. What if aliens didn’t do this? Sure, they’ll hide if they need to, but not to a human degree. I personally have hidden in places that should have been impossible to hide in.

Now imagine a human wanted to play hide and seek, and they fail to mention that they happen to be AWESOME at the game. Now, imagine all of these aliens, frantically looking for their crew mate and they suddenly just APPEAR from somewhere and are just like: “Did I win?”

Imagine.

lovelesslittleloser-deactivated

Humans, shown a plant with enough poison to kill any other sentient species: finally, some good fucking food

cookthepenguin

Humans have three modes: fuck, pet and eat. Whatever you are, wherever you are, know; if a human looks at you, one of these will activate and you can’t escape.

thatquietkid108

Aliens: The pH of the soil is too high, I believe I'm gonna die!

Humans: FUCK YEAH! CONCRETE !

storybookprincess

about to drop literally the sickest insider knowledge you will ever receive pls use it responsibly:

are you a teenager? do you wish you had the space & resources & organization to do a thing, whether that's an anime club or a movie night or a big craft workshop or creative writing group or literally whatever? would you like to do your thing totally for free? yes?

okay, then bring it up to a librarian

seriously, teenagers are the absolute hardest group to engage at most libraries & we'll often organize programs that absolutely no one will show up to & it sucks. if you go up to a public librarian & say "hey, some friends & i want to do this thing. does that sound like a feasible teen program for the library?" most people will move heaven & earth to pull it off for you because we know there's an interest in our community. we will go balls to the freaking wall to make it happen

do you want a cosplay contest? a video game tournament? a free escape room? bring it up to the library. it's not a burden or an annoyance at all. it'll be like christmas came early for us