abcd what the fuck is wrong with me

teigan | 17 | ENFP | canadian

[wrappingpaper]

im surviving for my mayor’s tweets

[criiller]

Sex is great but have you ever fell asleep holding the love of your life?

[baadviibesss]

No thanks for reminding me

[poofyoddish-blog-deactivated202]

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

[barthvader]

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

double jointed

[officialunitedstates]

what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas

[officialunitedstates]

dead

drugs kill, kids

[mydollyaviana]

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

[jimkirksbutt]

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

[dead-blog-go-to-artgoddex-deact]

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

[genderneutralqueer]

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

[randomguy2015]

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

[smoltwnwitch]

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

[princess-0f-disney]

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

[radiio-siilence]

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

[msdisneyprincess]

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

[santinope-blog]

I love this fandom

[partofdisneysworld]

🙌👏

[spectromagiic-deactivated201806]

So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

[misspookamonga-deactivated20190]

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

[helsaguy]

This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!

[jennytrout]

And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?

Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.

Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.

Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.

WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?

[the-main-diloolie]

^^^^^

[snitchwillow]

This post is amazing

[earthdad]

i miss 2012 when the biggest problem was Gangnam Style being overplayed it was a much simpler time before we knew what 2016 had in store for us

[chevalure]

2012 was like the early years of harry potter when the biggest obstacle he faced was a somewhat cranky dog. now 2016 has happened, the triwizard tournament is over and cedric is dead

[lilacfarm]

everytime we touch

did u think about Kiss You or Better Than Words

[lmaoing-deactivated20180925]

can we all just be honest and admit it was neither we all thought of cascada im just being real

[poesss]

[my-lifes-a-musical]

Monster //// Nicki Minaj

[weloveshortvideos]

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why this man getting spooned by a bear

[whydoesdavidhateme]

some stoner: hey do you wanna smoke some weed out of this dorito?

me, an intellectual: yes

[humormill]

[funnyhalloffame]

pictures that need a lot of explaining

[acchronychal]

“Hold the fuck up.” I say. I am the fuck up. Please hold me.

[whydoesdavidhateme]

you: halloween is on oct 31st

me, an intellectual: halloween iS ALL MONTH

[thekwikemart]

[promotional-kitten-baskets]

My desired aesthetic

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

Fun game:

Replace “Father” in Christian texts with “Daddy”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“Our Daddy who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name”

[tangleofrainbows]

“forgive me, daddy, for i have sinned”

[sxeli-deactivated20171231]

“But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Daddy, who is unseen. Then your Daddy, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you. - Matthew 6:6“

[gayrab]

[officialorangejuice]

what others call a rebellious phase I call the sudden realization I don’t deserve to be treated like garabge

[thebitterbite-deactivated201505]

IT HAS BEEN SAID