like there will be no man to stand 5 feet from you or breathe the same as you cuz Jonah would be right there, glaring
will probably flirt with your friends tho
“if you flirt with my friend, then let me hang out with (insert a guy’s name)
"me flirting with your friend is different from you hanging out with him”
probably gives in when you blackmail
“but I want you home before five and be arm’s length apart”
teach you how to play video games so you can play with him sometimes
probably criticises you when you press the wrong button
“no (y/n) you’re supposed to roll, not jump, now you don’t have legs”
“corbyn, it’s just a game, I can restart”
“nO your character’s handicapped now, go sit in the corner and think of what you just did”
would let you win once but if you win again, he’s not gonna drop you off ever again
still drops you off because your his sister and he loves you
annoying but lovable brother
you probably live in his shadows when it comes to socializing
but he gets pouty when you get better grades than him
wakes you up by playing guitar in your room
scolds you when you curse
probably uses a Bible to cover your mouth
when he knows your guy friends, he’s chill
when doesn’t, he goes full blown parent mode
“he’s from my chemistry—”
“cHEMISTRY? WHY AM I NOT INFORMED OF THIS?”
“he’s friends of (insert another guy’s name that he knows)”
“I dONT CARE, I DONT KNOW HIM, YOU DON’T EITHER”
“I’m telling mom you failed science”
gets in trouble with Kristin cuz you fell and scratched your knee
“it’s not my fault your daughter has terrible footwork”
probably your twin but still acts like he’s a lot older than you
“I was born two minutes before you”
“numbers don’t matter, I’m older”
doesn’t mind you hanging with guys cuz they’re most likely mutuals
takes hours in the bathroom
“there’s only one bathroom in this house, Zach, and I need to use it”
*sings louder to ignore you*
you end up turning off the emergency power
you hear a scream come from inside