She’s going to teach you something you have to learn. You aren’t going to like it at all

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@whyevenonhere
She’s going to teach you something you have to learn. You aren’t going to like it at all
Telling someone how you feel is honestly the hardest shit ever.
what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’
birth to present
Being a kid is wanting to be Gryffindor, being a teen is realizing that Slytherin and Ravenclaw were way cooler. Becoming an adult is realizing that Hufflepuffs were the only ones that weren’t complete assholes.
When counting from 0 to 1 you skip an infinite amount of fractions.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
The Simpsons predicted several events, but we will never know which events Futurama predicted
if you’re reading this
a lump sum of money is on the way to you
it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?
It Works the money is on its way!
Need this.
Of course
It worked tho
I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.
ENERGY
me talking to myself in the back room at work
“marry someone u want to annoy for the rest of your life”
— @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
“I’m really scared of being happy, it never lasts.”
— @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
you ever walk past a girl whose perfume smells so good you feel like you finally understand all those old cartoons where boys would fall to their knees when a girl so much as walked by them
Those moments you follow the smell through a store without even realising you did it. Right until you realise it's a person and you have to quickly apologise and walk away quickly
it’s a strike