Confessions of A Teenage Drunkard

The silly tumblr of an angry college girl

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[andro-djinni-of-the-lamp]

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

[chocolatefantasy13-deactivated2]

😂😂

[honeybeeluck-deactivated2018101]

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

[imjustjason]

Fuck it, hope she bless me

[30thchamber-deactivated20190424]

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

[writefroot-deactivated20181124]

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

[raveyyrave]

😨

[just-shower-thoughts]

If 666 is evil, then 25.80697580112788 is the root of all evil.

[whyimmad]

Haha sooo funny 😂

[salutcavaouiettoi]

How to speak like a French Young Adult

Sooo we tend to care less on grammar perfection in order to speak more quickly and everything, and here’s something that we always do:

Normally to say “there is” or “there isn’t” it’s “il y a” and “il n’y a pas”, but who has the time to say all that lol.

So we say: Y A and Y A PAS. We get rid of the “il” basically.

We say it constantly orally and a lot written, so if you want to sound French say it that way!

“y a un restaurant là bas” = there’s a restaurant there

“y a pas de viande dans cette salade hein?” = there’s no meat in this salad right?

Also: instead of “je suis”, orally we pronounce it as “chuis”

Also: instead of “je sais” we say “chais” orally

[whyimmad]

Thanks for the tip 👍🏾

[adventuresinchemistry]

Chemists: we have a standard naming system that covers all possible molecules

Biologists: what should we call the enzyme that phosphorylates MAP kinase? Oh, I know, MAP kinase kinase! Perfect!

Phycists: quick name six quarks! Up, down, top, bottom, strange, and…charm I guess?

Astonomers: milky

[whyimmad]

There blows 4 years of undergrad in the natural sciences 🤯

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via TechnicallyRon)

[whyimmad]

Lmao 😂 sooo damn true

[deeplylearning]

What he says: Wow! There aren’t many women like you in [category/profession]! Wanna get coffee sometime?

What I hear: Wow! A rare Pokemon! I’d love to add her to my collection!

[whyimmad]

🙏 Preach Sister 🙏

[unmedicoblasto]

Necesito un libro de anatomia ilustrado por ellos 😍🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

VIENDO COMO ESTUDIANTE DE MEDICINA

[whyimmad]

Omg so beautiful 😍 ❤️

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[animals-lovers]

[whyimmad]

#4 is DEFinitely a boss bitch 💁‍♀️💅🏼

[love-personal]

[ignoringx]

i g n o r i n g x // message me if similar

[auxreate]

Have courage and be kind xx

[lushlity]

Lush

[whyimmad]

That husky looks like one badass puppy 🐶😂

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Why are these chicken breasts fighting?

[whyimmad]

Lmaooooo 😂

[ninjatengu]

Look! I made a  “Silent Night” Ornament! 

[catsofinstagram]

From @gombung: “토닥토닥 쓰담쓰담 오구오구 해주새오 엄마와곰찌” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2jz2WTW ]

[whyimmad]

Hey! Hey! The back needs petting!!

[catsofinstagram]

From @britishbrothers: “When you just really really really love bae. 😻❤️” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2i8t0Fn ]

[whyimmad]

Lmaooo this is the best 10/10

[catsofinstagram]

From @louiswildlife: “The first snow is the best snow ❄️⛄️” #catsofinstagram [source: http://ift.tt/2iBbayD ]

[whyimmad]

This is sooo totally me in cat form 🙍‍♀️➡️🐱

[shadingadream]

Things I cannot change:

bigotry, especially in the midwest

implicit bias in the medical profession

those who look to serve themselves on the backs of those who look to serve others

a history infinitum screaming that I should not be where I am today

Things they cannot change:

my sheer willpower to overcome all of the above

my tolerance for pain. for sweat. for sacrifice. my toil is my legacy. when my bones are gone, what I have crafted will remain.

my values. to give endlessly to those who love for the sake of love. to give water to those who have been downtrodden until they are seeds in the earth, waiting to sprout again.

my funding. i will kiss the hand that feeds until i become the hand that feeds.

my culture. they care not for what they don’t understand. with each passing day, I care to better understand who I am.

Once, I fought to prove to myself that I can triumph. Now, I fight to prove to them that I can triumph. I won, once. 

And I am winning again.

[whyimmad]

This post is so on point. Thanks for standing up for us