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@whyisremyflipping
lines from the adventure zone balance campaign that fuck me up:
Griffin, when Taako drinks Junior’s ichor and regains his memories: Taako, you remember Lup now, of course! How could you forget Lup? Those memories that you had in the Chalice of your lonely childhood, of you just out on the road, just fighting for survival, there was something there that you couldn’t quite perceive. Some… some static. It was Lup! It was your sister, out there with you on the road, outcast but never alone.
Magnus, to sheriff Isaak: What if you didn’t have to worry and you could just cut out the bullshit and do good recklessly?
Lup, to Taako about her and Barry becoming liches: I love him, Taako, with all of my heart, but you…I needed a day from you, because you are my heart. You know that, right?
Griffin, about Lucretia’s years alone: Few people who have lived have ever experienced such loneliness, such hopelessness.
Griffin, just before the final battle with The Hunger: See, there’s magic in a bard’s song. They call it inspiration, and it tells the listener what they need to hear right when they need to hear it. And right now, you hear it too. The message in the music heard round the world. You hear Johann’s voice, telling you: “You’re going to have to fight. And… you’re gonna win!”
Griffin, about the last time Taako saw Lup:Â When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.
Griffin, about Lucretia trying to find a new life for Taako after the voidfish erased his memories: Taako, she struggled to find you a place to fit in, because- what home is good enough for Taako? The answer was: there isn’t one. Everyone in the world deserved to be around you, Taako, to see what you do, what you’re capable of. And you deserve it too, Taako, to be recognized, to be admired by every living person you ever encounter. She finds you a stagecoach, a supplier, an audience. You’re Taako, from TV! And you are so, so loved.
Taako: “Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes there’s just decisions.”
Istus: You’re going to be amazing.
Griffin, when Lup returns: When the light fades, the column and the shadowy beings who climbed out of it are gone. Hovering where it once stood is Lup, phantasmal and resplendent, her outstretched palms still coated in flame. And as this lich turns towards you, Taako, you hear your sister’s voice say- “You’re dating the Grim Reaper?!
I think about this moment a lot
okay if you’re like “what is TAZ” this is UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH this is good
game theory theme song except at the point where it reaches the chorus i instead splice in daytona USA
please reblog this. i need to feed my family and these are the only memes i had left in the shitpost workshop, i dont got nothing else. i beg of you. i need to meet my quota or else we’ll starve.
Griffin McElroy trying to change the subject
They call me Dr. Worm Good morning. How are you? I’m Dr. Worm I’m interested in things I’m not a real doctor, But I am a real worm; I am an actual worm
everyone shut up and listen to doctor worm
Lup: what did you do on your date?
Taako, plush in his arms: necromancy!
Kravitz: *sigh* we went to Build A Bear Workshop.
Got a hat and flag yesterday, I’m feeling myself for the first time in a while
This ain’t remy, just me, it meeee
Remy is flipping because @snapscube is amazing and everything she makes is art 100/10
that’s a funny way to spell “on the moon”
bananas, thoughts?
DISGUSTING. I FUCKING HATE BANANAS WITH EVERY GODDAMN FIBER OF MY BEING. I AM NOT EXAGGERATING MY HATRED. I WILL GENUINELY VOMIT IF YOU BRING ONE TOO CLOSE. THEY ARE DISGUSTING AND INFECTIOUS CREATURES THAT CANNOT KEEP THEIR BANANA SMELL AND TASTE FROM INFECTING EVERYTHING THEY TOUCH. BURN ALL BANANAS.
my local radio DJ: to the woman who has called in to request Wonderland Round Three 27 times in a row: We don’t know what that is or who “Beatmaster McElroy” is nor do we care that his song “majorly slaps.” Please stop calling.
me: *furiously pressing redial*
Is Lup Kin, the cooler sibling allowed here
*kin
[ID: A close up gif of a person with a masculine face. A few strands of stray hair frame their face. As they speak, they lean back slightly and close their eyes with a smile. Text on the bottom of the gif reads “Ah, I see you’re a *man of culture as well.”]
in this case I mean kin and YES OF FUCKING COURSE
Y’all ever watch a monster factory and think about how art has peaked
I’m at the best scene in the entire campaign: the deal in Fantasy Costco. You know, THE deal. If Arms Outstretched is the most defining scene story-wise, the Fantasy Costco bit in LIIV would the most memorable comedic bit.
Merle says he’s still saving up for the Flaming Raging Poisoning Sword of Doom, setting up the entire scene. There is a moment where Griffin off-handedly mentions the Slicer of T'pire Weir Isles (pronounced like tupperware), which can be exchanged for someone’s most valuable item with a high enough persuasion roll.
Magnus takes a while deciding what he wants, giving everyone enough time to forget about both the Sword and the Slicer. Griffin brings out Garfield to get some more of Magnus’s… bodily materials, quietly setting up for the end of The Suffering Game, where he’d presumably die. Meanwhile, Justin has been silent this whole time, buying his time.
Then it’s Taako Time.
He keeps his poker voice while buying both the Slicer and – and Griffin himself brings up, which adds to the comedy of the scene as he fails to notice the trap he’s about to waltz into – Rickle Axage’s Pocket Guide to Adventuring, Third Edition, which gives the whoever reads it a temporary advantage on rolls of a single skill.
I can hear Justin keeping his voice deliberately monotone as he says Taako reads the guide for persuasion.
And then.
Taako: “I have one more transaction I need to conduct.
Garfield: “Okay.”
Taako: “Garfield.”
Garfield: “Yes?”
Taako: “I have something that I think is really gonna interest you.”
*beat*
Griffin McElroy, his very soul trembling with realization: “OH MY GOD.”
This scene cemented Taako as my favourite character in the campaign and TAZ as one of my favourite pieces of fictional media of all time. Nothing tops it. Justin is a genius.
Remy is flipping because he has more swords, gonna tie em to his feets, flippy slice
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