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Dear Princess Celestia. By the time you read this, I will be dead. Here’s how I think it’s gonna happen. Pinkie Pie will shoot me. Then I’ll shoot Pinkie Pie. Then Rainbow Dash will come in and get shot by Pinkie Pie. Then you’ll come in and get shot by me, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash multiple times.

Your student, Twilight Sparkle.

P.S. Then two Equestrian Royal Guard member will read this letter and shoot each other

demilypyro

This post is aggressively 2013

chongoblog

I had to age this post in a barrel for ten years like it's whiskey so that you could get the flavor of the grain.

sleepy-bebby

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

Absolutely

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY

faggot-friday

i may be stupid

faggot-friday

you shut your whore mouth

faggot-friday

i won’t hesitate bitch

cryptiddies

marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito

This is probably like my favourite comic ever made in the world i think

marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito

He’s literally worse than the joker

marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito

meme-quern

suiheisen

forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

evilwizard

*at the door to the selkie convention* good evening, ladies—allow me to take your coats

evilwizard

QUICK UPDATE: i am paying 182 alimony checks

skautism

jorbs-palace

anistarrose

okay but the thing is, two-sunned planet humans could have all kinds of weird alien biology going on. we just don't know. therefore, what if two-sunned humans actually benefit from having gastroliths to help digest their food. what if it's normal for them to eat rocks

during the crystal kingdom, magnus has a full stomach of candlenights cookies that's bothering him a little, on top of all the stress of saving the world and all. so when he sees the philosopher's stone, some instinct that not even the voidfish could erase makes him think "maybe eating a rock will fix me."

lucretia is so distressed about this turn of events not only because it's a grand relic, but because she's afraid that somehow people will realize that since middle age, she's also has to eat rocks occasionally to keep her heartburn down, and there's no fucking way she'll be able to live that down. could you imagine the questions.

barry, like lucretia, is old enough with enough tummy troubles that he can't get away with forgetting to do it like magnus can. he has to use the coin to remind himself to just munch down on some gravel sometimes (it takes a lot of convincing). if two-sunned elves can echolocate i think two-sunned humans should be able to eat rocks

umbraastaff

the bag of hard candy magnus brought on the starblaster was actually just fucking rocks

I LOVE THEM

steve

sports

the weirdest thing that happened to me 25 months ago was getting sent this counterfeit pizza hut coupon

whitepeopletwitter

soidreamtiwasastarfleetcommander

I read the thread and what isn’t clear from one tweet that this 9yr old was reffing an adult women’s league, not a children’s league. And that woman who argued with said child ref was a player not a mom.

1percentcharge

Not parasocial love nor parasocial hate but a secret third thing where I respect the celebrity for their talents and achievements while acknowledging that I do not have a personal relationship with them and that they are a human with flaws

some-bear-out-there-deactivated

Thank you for acknowledging that parasocial hate is just as weird as parasocial love. You don't know them. Stop speculating about them actually being horrible.

mclennonyaoi

“it’s weird for queer minors to be friends with queer adults” oh my god. ohhh my god.

mclennonyaoi

intergenerational community support, especially in a community that is split so much age wise as the queer community, is immensely fucking important. get to know older queers and younger queers. this is how communities frazzle out and die to infighting.

mclennonyaoi

the hypothetical queer adult that people are mad over in the post this is refrencing is 35 years old. only 35.

throwup-dust

its weird for any minors to be friends with any adults, queer or not. There should be no reason why unrelated adults or minors should be making close relationships in any sense outside of professional ones. I understand wanting education, but they can be taught when they are adults as well.

mclennonyaoi

is this a joke.

notemily

gamer-crow-deactivated20250412

If you believe there is something inherently wrong with adults being friends with teens, you've been brainwashed into believing that every adult sees youth as a form solicitation.

This makes you part of the problem.

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[Image ID: Tumblr reply from stabbySheep reading: Children should have adult friends for reasons like "other perspectives than the one you're growing up in" and "place to crash when things go bad" and "learning skills your parents can't teach you." Adults should have younger friends because that's how you stay connected with where the world is going, how the language is changing, how the tech is changing, so that when its your turn to be the 65+ option in surveys you still have some idea of how to interact w/ society. /End ID]