john watson. you keep me right.

i fell for you i came back for you i killed for you my pressure point, john watson.

[whyjohnlockwhy]

OKAY TUMBLR WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WATSON BABY BECAUSE

[flareontoast]

the porn I was talking about the other day. Didn’t quite turn out as I wanted. I am quite bad at drawing naked men. But hey, you can at least reblog it friday AND monday.

[whyjohnlockwhy]

Happy red pants monday! This has been my smuttiest week of all time.

[mazoodlerps]

MAJORLY DETAILED AWESOME NSFW UNDER THE CUT AND YOU MUST GO FOLLOW THIS BEAUTIFULLY FANTASTIC HUMAN BEING

You: Assistance required NOW. -SH

Stranger: What kind of assistance? JW

You: I’m on a case and I’ve somehow ended up being dragged into the middle of a dance floor. There are women /throwing/ themselves at me, John. HELP. -SH

Stranger: [Delayed] Sorry, sorry, I had to stop laughing before I could text properly. JW

You: They’re /grinding/ on me! -SH

Stranger: Oh my god, stop, my stomach hurts. JW

You: This isn’t funny, John! -SH

Stranger: If I may just contradict you a bit, it is fucking hilarious. JW

You: [delayed] I was just offered sex. John. Help. -SH

Stranger: Ahh christ. Well, don’t take them up on the offer, but that’s also bloody hilarious. Look, just…leave? JW

You: I can’t! The suspect is here! -SH

Stranger: He or she isn’t the one offering you sex, is she? Or he? JW

You: She is just a random person, John! She doesn’t even know my name! HELP ME. -SH

Stranger: Sherlock, just tell her to go away. JW

You: Someone grabbed my arse. -SH

Stranger: You’ll live. JW

You: I’m being /groped/ and I can’t get out of here. -SH

Stranger: You can, it’s called a door. JW

You: I can’t get through the damn dance floor. -SH

Stranger: Sherlock, I am not leaving the nice, warm flat just to escort you off of a dance floor. JW

You: Now I’m being groped by men. -SH

Stranger: Slap them if you have to. JW

You: I’d rather that than women, honestly. -SH

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[whyjohnlockwhy]

i..just lost my breath.

[vanyougoghaway]

Mary Watson is supposed to die during the birth of her child/children.

All I want from season four is for the baby to survive, then John and Sherlock would have to raise him/her, and they end up calling both of them ‘Daddy’.

Can this happen? Please?

[whyjohnlockwhy]

jeez thanks i'm not the only fucking one

[thistie]

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot: Behind The Scenes B-Roll (2016)

[johnwatsos-blog]

john is a drama queen too

[whyjohnlockwhy]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WITH DAMN DANIEL SOMEONE TELL ME

[rominatrix]

I get really overwhelmed when I think about Martin Freeman. Like, the idea that he exists and how he is about things, and how relaxed and funny he is, and how kind and humble, like he is super famous but he’s down to earth and still real, and his own kind of real, like he’s not your regular celebrity at all, he’s nothing like that, and he shows support for different things, and participates in smaller projects because he finds them interesting, and brings hot beverages to people protesting, and he’s super funny i know i’ve said that but he is, and i love it when he speaks because his soft, gentle voice makes me happy, and he curses a lot and that’s awesome because he’s so real and 0% bullshit material, and i melt when he smiles because you know he means it, and i’ve never seen a fake smile in one of his photos, and he loves his fans and is super grateful for them, also he loves animals, and he said he’s fragile and not many people admit to that, and i love his personality a lot, and the way he dresses and just enjoys things, and i hope he’s always happy and if one day he isn’t happy i wish him strength and i’ll support him no matter what.

[faithfullyshipping-deactivated2]

Visit Original Link

[positivity-can-change-the-world]

If people ask what are sherlockians

Just play this

Don’t even speak before playing it

Just play it.

[whataboutsargeantcrunch]

This is so beautiful.

[freaking-doctorwho]

I never hit reblog faster than when this started to play

[darknessgetsbigger]

Ah, yes. The music of my people.

[hrhsansaclegane]

I knew what this was before I even played it

[thecuriouscrusader]

Forever reblog

[whyjohnlockwhy]

guys let's take a moment to just think about it cause this thought has been buzzing around my head and it hurts. you know the fact that sherlock season 4 is on its way and it's now 2 months until setlock. but imagine if it'll be on 2017 or 2018. while there are some of us who are already 17 or 18 or even more. i'm just afraid that as time goes by and you guys have your own bussiness and get a LIFE we would probably get tired of fandom thingy. i don't want this to happen. and me personally, i promise i will NEVER quit the fandom however it is. i want all of us to stick together until death. until the very last second of sherlock we always admire. will you?

[uglyassbutt]

I need some new blogs to follow!

Apparently 99+ new posts isn’t enough to keep me occupied.

If your blog is composed of at least 99% (or a mix) of any of the following fandoms, reblog and I will follow some of you:

Supernatural (especially Destiel, but all types welcome)

BBC Sherlock (especially Johnlock, but again - all types)

Dan and Phil

Twenty One Pilots

P!ATD

Fall Out Boy

(Please forgive me for being such fandom trash.) I will not follow anyone who posts fandom/ship hate, or things that are NSFW. Thank you lovelies! :) 

[howell-to-lester]

Im gayer since I’m in Tumblr

[whyjohnlockwhy]

two months until setlock PREPARE THE ARMY

[whyjohnlockwhy]

i went from a smile to a giant laughter realizing how accurate this is.

[whyjohnlockwhy]

Man-to-man

Watson: Did you have anyone?

Holmes: I don't understand.

Watson: You know, have you ever had a proper shag?

Holmes: I don't know what you're talking about.

Watson: What about Irene? Did you bang her?

Holmes: Fuck off.

Watson: So, do you have sex or what?

Holmes: I said, fuck off!

Watson: How do you get off then?

Holmes: Oh, God!

Watson: You must have a boner sometimes.

Holmes: Fuck you!

Watson: Wanna try?

Holmes:

Watson:

[whyjohnlockwhy]

ok but most of us in tumblr are females and if we had dicks, well…

[sherlock-addict]

Sherlock’s emotionality development through the episodes

ASIP -  I’m gay but not interested in any relationships.

TBB - John Watson is my crush.

TGG - Why don’t we bang? Everyone around thinks we do.

ASIB - Why are there so many women around? I just wanna be with my BF.

THOB - I have only one BF.

TRF - I can die for you.

TEH - I like my doctors clean shaven.

TSOT -  I am involved way too much. 

HLV - I can kill for you.

TAB - Why don’t we just get married?