Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along
Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.
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Perhaps I found the girlfriend I’ve been looking for all along
Sorry I’m legally married now I don’t make the rules.
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me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet
what the fuck is this article
the terrible power of “dont stop believing” is you dont even have to listen to it for it to get stuck in your head, just hearing the name is enough
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
Keep in mind that there is almost always a third option, most especially when the person talking is vague about what, precisely, it is that you “won’t do.”
If it’s noodles, pour them on your sister instead of on her computer, or if the noodles are quite hot, pour them on her pillow or in a great spattering arc around her room.
If you have a supervillain at gunpoint and *they* say you’re “too good” and “won’t do it,” shoot them in the leg/foot or the shoulder. The former allows them to think they’re right while you lower the gun only to be confronted with sudden understanding and regret when you blow their metatarsals to kingdom come, while the latter is instant and avoids giving them even a moment’s satisfaction or any time to charge you while you’re lowering the gun to shoot them in the leg.
Door Number Three usually exists and is often your friend. Endeavor to cultivate awareness thereof.
Ethical dillemas are rarely reducible down to a clear binary.
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last truth tea
Media: Millennials and Gen Z kids are killing *BLANK* industry!
Millennials and Gen Z kids:
me as a store owner
i love this meme
Better get your kids vaccinated so they don't catch
these hands
Stop fucking reblogging this
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
boys be like
girl: hey I really like you wanna date
him: hmmm. no
girl: alright, I’ve moved on
him:
wait
the dude who invented the rule about holding hands during a seance after noticing he’s sitting next to the guy he likes: oh haven’t you heard?
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
No, YOU’RE crying
If you just needed something nice today, here it is.
when you draw a face, but you never bothered to get the body right first.
With the power of Photoshop we can combine our art skills…
…and create perfection.
This is beautiful
or better yet,