I've been here the whole time

[prokopetz]

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

[petrodykeonicapocalypse]

[absolutelynotclassicusernam-blog]

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

[inthefallofasparrow]

[catchymemes]

everyone: happy pride month 🌈

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:

[garaks-padded-bra]

Its good that i have a blog now cuz I used to write all this bullshit down physically in a diary and my mom found mine and read it when i was 15 and i got in so much trouble cuz i drew goku with a boner so foreboding frightening it cleaved his jorts clean in half down the crotch seam and she threw it in a dumpster but then i crawled inside and retrieved it in the dark of night to preserve the archives of my mind but I lost it the very next day cuz i dropped it into the wave pool at Wild Wild n Wet (waterpark). Nowadays relying on digital spaces we have no guarantee of our eras information being preserved for futture generations tho and as the lights go out The silence will be suffocating and we will all be boner goku at the bottom of the wave pool at Wild Wild and Wet lowkey so u might as well start an nsfw twitter with ur government name and credit card info in bio tbh

[vagueconfusion]

[garaks-padded-bra]

the amount of breathing room you gave my post in the speech bubble is fucking with me interior design feng shui style

[matumnaples]

Before June I have to share one of my favorite tiktoks

[graves-yard]

I haven’t watched all his movies yet someone help me fill out the horniness chart

[graves-yard]

Okay i did completely forget about Nice Guys

[greelin]

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

[yves-and-scessernee]

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

[half-giant-fighter]

[flappielxx123]

See this is why I love Tumblr so much

[hollenix]

for the good of all mankind

[exlibra]

speaking of garak’s political career, ”legate damar died in my arms” is pretty unbeatable as a conversation ender. he could keep pulling that card for the rest of his life

[exlibra]

@shoegazy-pie

”… and as he lay dying in my arms he managed a few final words, telling me that the 2379 motion for education reform needs to carry majority in the Assembly.”

”… and he told me with a final, shaky gasp that Gul M. in particular needs to be fired for incompetence effective immediately.”

”… and with his last breath, as the light was leaving his eyes, he declared that the combination of purple and red you’re wearing right now should be outlawed throughout the Union."

[mingus-archives]

Tonight at 10: local Xhorhasian uber driver develops relationship with roudy regulars

[sugar-for-ashes]

[bitt-better]

[hannahp0calypse]

watching Seven Samurai

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

i wonder how many they'll need

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

i hesitate even to speculate

[mxjackparker]

Babies don't misbehave, they just behave. There's no such thing as a baby being "bad" because they don't understand cause and effect at first and have no concept of others feelings for a while after they do learn that.

A baby is never doing something to upset you. They don't act up to piss you off. They act in the only way they know how, and yes, sometimes the behaviour they're drawn to isn't great! That's why you guide them and comfort.

It's okay to be mad, but you need to remind yourself of this or you'll become resentful. Babies don't misbehave.

[whymakedecisions]

I feel this way about kids, too. Even though kids can now know that a certain behavior is wrong, they almost always do it for a reason. Sometimes, it's boredom, curiosity, they're still learning self-control, or something is wrong and they don't know how to tell you. There's a lot of reasons, and none of them are "This child is bad."

The thing about being the adult is that it's our job to figure out why a kid is acting out or showing disruptive behaviors and offer the guidance or help they need.

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.

[amarysue]

[woodsywarbler]

the game is nearly over + the hounds are at the door

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

[metal-autistic-coven]

Hang on let me translate something real quick

[metal-autistic-coven]

Yeah this is funny

[the-patrex]

I miss my guy :(