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Intro

I'm Markersss!

- I lovee star trek tos. I like Trek in general but Tos has my heart. LD is also very good but i'm mainly a tos-poster - I'm 20 - I'm a CS major (sophomore!) - I have a roleplay blog @james-t-kirk-enterprise - I am in a relationship!!

I have a trek themed site on neocities. It’s a bit bland rn though

Markersss

bugslaststraw

I am a therapist on the Starship Enterprise and my goal is to sort out the main cast. Here is how well I think they'd do on a scale of one to ten, based on their personal outlooks and how willing they are to better themselves:

Kirk. I'm legally not allowed to disclose how he rates out of ten because what happens between me and him in that office he is so secretive about that he doesn't mention it in his personal logs, his records, to his mother, to Spock, or to himself. He did dodge the invitation to my office for at least a year before I finally managed to corner him and force him to come, though. 7/10. Wait I'm not allowed to say tha

Spock. Tries to out-logic me. Insists he does not have feelings. Considers the invitation a personal challenge to prove how much of a Vulcan he is. 1/10 at least he listens

McCoy. Says "that's not what they taught me at the academy" at half the stuff I say. I respond "yes, that is because I am a therapist and you are a doctor and we went to different schools." He just grumbles. Spends at least 20% of the time in a state of blank-eyed dissociation. 7/10 I believe in myself

Scotty. I am his friend. He is the most well-adjusted member of the bridge crew by far and our biggest obstacle is his being 20 minutes late every single time and treating me too much like a friend, which I am. 9/10 easy peasy

Uhura. Has a ridiculous amount of horrific things happen to her on the job. The only person on the crew who is excited about therapy. 10/10 but she's doing a lot of the work herself

Sulu. Keeps getting distracted. Does NOT want to talk about his feelings. He doesn't ask me out but he does ask if I want to go fencing or, like, kayaking after I'm done with work. 6/10 he's not stupid enough to fail completely

Chekov. Drags his feet the whole way. Insists it isn't working. If it ever does work you're not going to hear about it from him 5/10

Chapel. Very quietly sits down and tells me about the time her husband died and got turned into a fucked up robot clone. Crying quietly but she brought her own handkerchief and is wiping very carefully so she doesn't fuck up her eyeliner. Very sincere. 10/10 knows exactly what she's doing and I'd give her a higher score if I could. We're going to sort out your strange proxy feelings for Spock babygirl we got this

#peak #i agree with the preceding

capsfromtrek

angrywarrior69

plodipoppy

crytiptid

clover WHY would you put this in the tags

myleftpinkytoe

People who have never seen star trek:

spockandstars

The accuracy hurts 😭

#losing my mind over this #spirk #favs

sunsetime

Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country [script]

Story by Leonard Nimoy & Nicholas Meyer

Fifth Draft

12/28/90

#i need to steal this dialogue for a fanfic or something because oh my gOOOOODDD #star trek #spirk #favs

ily jim kirk you're so me core. Needing to keep people at arm's length? Need for control at all times? Tying your entire identity to one specific thing in your life to the point where you caNNOT lose that thing? I get you bbgirl.

#i swear im not oversharing #star trek #james t kirk

deathbymayo

it's frustrating to see spock characterized as some introverted antisocial freak 💔 there's only one thing right about that and it's him being a freak

markersss

he play his lil instrument for the enjoyment of all :D

is-spirk-canon-yet

yeah

markersss

JIM ARE YOU OKAY

overseer-picard

“Picard hates kids” factoid actually just statistical error. Picard is uncomfortable around children. Wesley Crusher, who is a permanent reminder of unresolved grief, guilt, jealousy, and shame because Picard inadvertently killed his father while secretly being in love with his mother, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.

zdr-77

I need to say I read this in a way that made Picard sound like Oedipus incarnate and I must apologize for that

markersss

i read this thinking "sounds like the rex guy" and then read the reblogs

brewingcazuela

to my adoring fans, i sadly got another job. i wish i was dead.

mccoy❤️

#i love drawing in bulleted journals so much #idk what it is about the equidistantally spaced dots #but they make me wanna draw

the-great-pretender02

I remembered when people were making Trek themes for their DSs and I finally made my own with art by (& with permission from) @aphrostiel !

Using the best art possible for my galaxy 3DS. I don’t have proper background music for it, but it’s vaporwave because y’all know how much I love mixing star trek with vaporwave.

I need to learn to convert movies so I can put some trek movies on here too. Can you believe no one has done that yet >:(

markersss

oh my gosh this is SO COOOL!!!!!! I also have a 3ds and i had no idea that any of this was possble. wdym you can set custom backgrounds?!! MUSIC? MOVIES? WHAT