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[theuniversesmind]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[amandla]

[yorgen-sh]

[winterweary]

This made me laugh out loud

[yamada-ryo]

I have got to stop wandering in the woods

[evilnicegirl]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[nbadresscode]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

“In truth, toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we’ve eaten.”

-Rainer Maria Rilke

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[contemptible-scoundrel]

tch... so it's an alliance out of necessity, huh...?

[coelii]

[fanofspooky]

Tuesday The 17th

V/H/S

[lesbiantiana]

why are the citizens of bikini bottom so prone to violence 💀 they’re ready to form a mob at any given moment

[allysia]

I mean Bubble Buddy was understandable. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague onto our houses.

[lesbiantiana]

he did??

[allysia]

No, but are we just gonna wait around until he does??? 

[fadingembers]

As a kid, I was really upset that Bill Watterson wouldn't license Calvin & Hobbes so I could have plushies or so there would be a Saturday morning cartoon. Now, I realize his resistance is the reason we don't have a Calvin & Hobbes DreamWorks movie starring Chris Pratt.

[doctorjanedee]

Everybody say thank you to Our Lord of Artistic Integrity, Bill Watterson.

[07121998]

[tu-mirada-deactivated20191010]

[cannibalchicken]

[serethespider]

the tension between the genuine cleverness of the joke and the incompetence implied by putting it on two-sentence horror is what makes this for me