Give me back the Dapper.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

someone once threatened to “put my bones in chronological order” and I think about that. a lot

[lmaonade]

my favorite video game quest trope is "HELP US, THEY ARE STEALING OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT. THANK YOU FOR HELPING US, AS A REWARD YOU MAY HAVE OUR ANCIENT ARTIFACT"

[6qubed]

the ancient artifact was less important than having agency in its distribution

[suinicide]

Nothing is more important than keeping it out of the hands of the British museum

[tueselle]

gorgeous gorgeous girls love talking to themselves in their room and living out their silly little scenarios until they realise they are exhibiting serious signs of mental illness

[vitariesocks]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility 2021! This year, we celebrate Trans Week of Action and work against dangerous transphobic legislation progressing all over the U.S.

[unclefather]

imagine a rat using an airpod as a cane . imagine that

[trashboat]

i’m thinking about it

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[nommers4ever]

[ryanberga]

[thelovewittch]

How could you ever be broken?

[ironwoman359]

Every person on the planet should see this

[refinery29]

Police officers have arrested a man for filming an arrest even though they acknowledged it was legal for him to do so– and he’s a State Congressman

The police officers seemed more concerned with calling Rep. John Walker a “race baiter” for doing something completely legal than they were in upholding the law. But the kicker is that Rep. Walker had already been arrested for the same thing years ago, which is why he fought for the law (and won) in the first place.

Gifs: John Horse

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[laneigh]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[r0kita]

*an unexpected crunch while eating* huh. must be the cyanide capsule I keep in my tooth in case the Soviets start asking questions.

[r0kita]

[discocalico]

LITTLE WOMEN (2019) directed by Greta Gerwig

[rainbowkarolina]

Florence Pugh attends the 92nd Annual Academy Awards

[papistark]

you know they had to do it to em 🤝

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[unclefather]

A depawsit

[80slesbiab]