Giveth and Taketh Away

Hello, I'm The Fake Zahra (You can call me Netch). I'm mid-twenties, nonbinary, and queer (they/it) I reblog basically everything that catches my eye, so please don't be afraid to ask me to tag! This blog is a safe space for otherkin and non-did systems, and NOT a safe space for terfs, p*dophiles, homophobes, or ableists. ¤ Mobile header by @mazurga ¤ Profile pic by @fairy-normal

[hungwy]

no sorry i dontreally consume any media outside of letting this purple fungus grow in my lunggs

[kaukio]

layering jewelry where it doesn’t belong

[riverlarking]

[ddead3ye]

My three cheers cover- did a different process for this one with acrylic paints and colored pencils that was really fun.

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[netchesandnirnroots]

Ok so ig I say hlvrai as "have-rye" which is surely normal and not indicative of me being illiterate

[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[demilypyro]

craziest ragatha line in the whole series btw

[jregular]

girl: babe come over

boy: I can’t I’m having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren’t home

boy: I know

[transjinako]

[anyaboz]

Let’s all thank warp stabilizer for this gem

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[catboy-artist]

I read the shithead guy’s rambling in Nagito Komaeda’s voice

[mlembug]

"some men never return because they're "totally feminized" into the state of permanent "pseudo-gayness"" is my favourite line out of the entire post

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 3 days 15 hours

[unyieldingsilence]

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[taohun]

stuff happening on r/discoelysium

[willgrahamscock]

FAG OUT WITH YOUR MUTUALS ONLINE NOW!!!