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born under the sign of the taco bell chihuahua

[pukicho]

Sure AI might poison the lands around us, contribute to mass psychosis, raise our energy costs, steal all of our art and intellectual property without repercussion, exploit workforces in poor countries, give execs reasons to fire you, and ultimately widen the wealth gap, but at least we'll have a little guy on our phones telling us things a google search already could've!

[anients]

I’m an Anakin Skywalker defender not in a “he’s never done anything wrong ever uwu” way but in a “characters should be written to tell a good story. And the story about a boy with so much love in his heart who grows up to become the greatest hero in the galaxy, but he ultimately starts to fumble because of his love; his greatest strengths become his biggest weakness, and combining that with outside forces that pressure him down the path at leads him to becoming one of if not the most iconic villains in movie history. Only for his own son to show that same love he once had towards him and bringing him back to the light because Star Wars is about love and hope. Anakin is truly one of the characters of all time, and his story is one of the greatest tragedies ever told” way

That and in a “have you seen him??? He’s one of the most gorgeous people I’ve ever laid eyes on” way

[stillgotscars]

TAYLOR SWIFT The Life of a Showgirl: The Tiny Bubbles in Champagne Vinyl Cover

[tall]

1996

[realshinjiikari]

[forsapphics]

CHAPPELL ROAN

performing at Reading Festival in Reading, Berkshire, UK (August 22, 2025)

[weaver-z]

Why do Reylos still say Kylo isn’t problematic? Did y’all not see the scene where he drops his lightsaber and it sets his crotch on fire and he shrieks and hollers while weeping “Why is my peepuss weewee on fire? It’s too SMALL to be on fire!” and then General Hux has to put it out with the water from one of those lapel flowers that clowns wear? Stop pretending your fave is perfect :/

[reylosus]

stop tagging ur anti shit on our tag? lmao imagine saying we dont think kylo was problematic when we rooted for him to be redeemed. who needs redemption when they did nothing wrong lmao.. use ur brain

[weaver-z]

Ur just mad that Kylo Ren wept and hollered over his singed peepee while Finn lobbed coconut cream pies at his flat ass, thoroughly defeating and killing him

[reylosus]

lmao wheeeen. lets talk about how you cant win an argument so you just ignore logic and play a childish dumbass.. tag ur anti shit on an anti tag smartass

[weaver-z]

And who can forget Kylo Rylo’s iconic line, “Me nuts! Me nuts! They’re aflame! John Boyega, please aim your pies at my nuts so that the flame consuming them might be put out! Stop getting coconut cream all over my flat, sheetrock-like ass!”?

[inebriatednovelist-deactivated2]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

this was such a delight to read

[honey-sunny-bee]

How I feel when someone compliments my writing

[theconcealedweapon]

If you really care about preventing government tyranny, your #1 priority must be making sure criminals have rights.

And that's not a joke or an exaggeration.

If criminals don't have rights, then all the government has to do is find some excuse to label people as criminals, and those people will no longer have rights. It's what literally every tyrannical government in all of history has done.

If you believe that people who break the law should forfeit their rights, you're literally as pro-tyranny as a person can get.

[roboco-san]

9th doctor is best by default because Chris Eccleston is rabidly socialist and gives 0 shits about threatening the queen's life on twitter

[roboco-san]

I've been informed his primary venue for promises of regicide is actually instagram

[matrixdragon]

He was banned from Twitter for wishing death on Trump.

[roboco-san]

he's doing god's work

[odinsblog]

via christianmhull

[jaubaius]

[logoside]

[hclark70]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[sinnahsaint]

[boysinperil]

GAY INTENSIFIES

[whitepeopletwitter]

[iraffiruse]

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

this is probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Your players are faced with an ancient Sumerian curse! However, since the early ancient Sumerian language was only used for recording tax debts, it turns out to actually be an ancient Sumerian bill.

[morkaischosen]

and therefore they need to get hold of some ancient Sumerian coinage and bring it to the ruins of the ancient Sumerian tax office, because the Sumerians had a pleasingly direct way of preventing tax evasion, namely horrifying curses.

[duckbunny]

well I don’t have any coin but I have these copper ingots, lovely copper ingots, from a very reputable merchant, never heard a word said against him, very thorough with his paperwork, anyway they’re guaranteed pure copper and proper weight, so can I pay my tax with those?

[bunjywunjy]

I just want everyone to take a step back for a second and really think about how we’re using the most powerful knowledge tool in history to make jokes about a specific dude who lived almost 4000 years ago.

it’s fuckin wonderful, is what it is.

[squeeful]

Ea-nasir has been dead for 4700 fraudy fraudy years.

[valarhalla]

I can’t tell y’all as a person who studies Sumeria and knew about him before it was cool how fucking weird it is that Ea-Nasir is now a meme.

[thevideowall]

As much as I love Ea-nasir being a meme, there is something else displayed in the assyriology section of the British Museum near the Complaint tablet to Ea-nasir that I think is just as meme-worthy

Let me introduce to you to five clay model dogs found beneath a palace doorway at Nineveh. They guard against devils and demons and are modelled after real dogs that lived there over 2650 years ago

Their names are Loud is his bark!, Biter of his foe!, Don’t think, bite!, Catcher of the enemy! and Expeller of evil!

and I love them

[vmohlere]

Don’t think, bite! is my quarantine persona

[lasrina]

My corgis are petitioning to change their names to Loud Is His Bark! and Expeller of Evil.

[lamemtv]

no. you know what? fuck you. *uncaramelizes your onions*