times like these

BoysInPeril. BiP. Deb. This is for fun and fandom and very rare bitching about real life stuff where no one I know in real life will ever see it. Sometimes I write, but I'm more likely to make podfic (on AO3 I'm BiP). I blog mostly Supernatural, which is tumblr's fault, although right now it's all Ineffable Husbands all the time. Football is totally a fandom, especially the Saints. Shut up. Any Whedonverse but mostly Firefly. Umbrella Academy. Sherlock Holmes, Wire in the Blood, Jericho, Haven, Sleepy Hollow, Hannibal, MCU. Leverage, lots of Leverage (my ot3 is canon!). I have a thing for the Reluctant Hero and the Stoic Woobie. I multi-ship like you would not believe, in that I usually choose one character to fixate on and then read/ship them with anyone at all. Grace Hanadarko, Meg v2.0, Natasha Romanov, and Peggy Carter are my queens. I love meta and hate wank but find that it's often a fine fine line. I'm random on tagging and occasionally post spoilers and nsfw stuff, proceed at your own risk. Note that I am An Old Woman On Tumblr/In Fandom; if that will distress you please do not follow or engage. Well, no; engage, it'll be fun. 

[mysharona1987]

Reason: Dr Doom kills all The Avengers in Doomsday.

The sequel opens as he is celebrating his victory and world domination but it is short lived because the all-powerful and canonically magic adjacent icon that is Madyson from She Hulk shows up and vows to end him in seconds because now all her fun Reese Witherspoon/vodka drinking movie nights and future Florida spring vacation plans are ruined.

Dr Doom realizing he is, well, doomed, and this sequel will have roughly five running time, after credits.

[mysharona1987]

If you watch that episode of She-Hulk, Wong indicates he will teach Madyson enough powers to fairly protect herself from evil guys in the future.

Madyson with super powers, so Dr Doom *has* to hear her out:

“But Chad dumped me! How can I live that? I mean, I never liked him anyway, and his mom hated me, but it’s still so sad. Marissa, my bff, is constantly nagging at me now. She says I am a toxic friend. Which is nonsense. She the toxic friend! And let me tell you another thing about Chad…”

Dr Doom: “Jesus Christ. Just me kill me now. I wish I were dead listening to her. Death is preferable to dealing with this monster.”

[mysharona1987]

Madisyn: "And then Chad shockingly revealed he was in an another affair with my other best friend Clarissa, but I secretly confessed I was madly with Chad's best friend, Brad. But what about Marsissa?"

At this point Dr Doom has certainly given up.

[aspensmonster]

(It's been years since I kept up with the Marvel movies; guess I gotta start watching again to see if I'm being played or not)

[jacksally]

SUPERNATURAL 12.09 — First Blood

[gleafer]

@ezra-didntreallyfall

Here’s that Book Crowley about to beat TV Crowley’s ass!

He ain’t havin it!!! NOT ONE BIT!

Wash your ASS, son!!!

[nerdy-catfish]

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

[starrynet]

what’s your favorite ship?

titanic

hms terror

uss enterprise

ever given (the container ship that blocked the suez canal in 2021)

captain ahab’s whaling vessel

ship of theseus

battleship monopoly token

mclennon

Voting ended onJul 14

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[memes-will-go3-on]

I NEED TO BE FUCKING STOPPED, THIS IS THE FUNNIEST, MOST NICHE MEME I HAVE EVER MADE AND I'M OUT OF BREATH FROM LAUGHING RN

[muppetshow2026]

i genuinely feel like im being edged

[storm-of-feathers]

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

[amongaesthetics]

Guys I LOVE a love triangle where it’s a true triangle. I’m talking a friendship between the two guys that has you yelling KISS ALREADY. I’m talking tension you can cut with a knife. I’m talking people calling the other one their “husband” or “boyfriend.” I’m talking Jem Carstairs and Will Herondale. I’m talking Duke Crocker and Nathan Wuornos.

I’m talking give me something beyond friendship. I’m talking Corey and Raven with Kayli.

Give me a love trianglleeeeeeeeee.

[dinomoder]

This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.

[scribeherself]

seeing people say "this trope has been done to death" as if that's ever stopped anyone from eating bread. BREAD HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH FOR LITERALLY THOUSANDS OF YEARS AND WE STILL WANT MORE BREAD. write your chosen one AU. write your coffee shop meet-cute. write your 47th iteration of "there was only one bed" because guess what??? we're still hungry.

[rifleelite-blog]

Amendment I

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

Amendment II

A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.

Amendment III

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

Amendment IV

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

Amendment V

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

Amendment VII

In suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

Amendment VIII

Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Amendment IX

The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

Amendment X

The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.

[the-quasar-hero]

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

Calvin and Hobbes - It’s July Already

[dragosballz]

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

[inertial-reel]

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

[kla1991]

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.