Queen Rukia ❄👸🏻

22 ♉ Haikyuu || Bleach where Rukia, Ichigo, Toshiro, and Byakuya only exist

[wickedlemony]

Owl Parents and their baby crow

When Akaashi tried to find a way to encourage his hubby but:

But he saw a glimpse of a certain ball of sunshine:

THIS HAS TO BE THE CUTEST SHIT EVER!!!

Bonus:

[wickedlemony]

Person B, utterly serious because A is so stupid that even B is confused: I'm sorry, can you repeat that again, I'm kind of lost?

Person A, is stupid and confident: I know what you mean, and I cant blame that a lot of people are always distracted of my beautiful face.

Person B: why am i dating you?

[wickedlemony]

Person B: so mitchondria is the powerhouse of the cell—

Person A: you know what's more powerful?

Person A: what?

Person C, D, E, F, sighed: here we go again...

Person A, winks: the chemistry and the tension between us.

Person B: *kicks Person A from the group chat*

[a-zebra-was-here]

in love… with brazil hinata….

ft. setter harem 

[k-a-r-o-1221]

Timeskip Hinata ships…

[wickedlemony]

(MBTI) Haikyuu Characters on being accused of stealing

Atsumu (ESFP): Maybe you did!

Osamu (ISFJ): I'm a human being under the working class. So becareful what you say, Karen.

Iwaizumi (INTJ): If Capitalists and the increasing of tax labor rises, then what can we do about it but steal?

Oikawa (ESTJ): Excuse me? Me, stealing? Who do you think you're talking to?

Daichi (ENTJ): I do believe that people are hungry in today's society. You can't blame them. But no, I didn't steal anything.

Sugawara (ENTP): What are you gonna do about it? Arrest me?

Yamaguchi (ISFP): I wouldn't do anything like that. I would probably get arrested in the spot.

Tsukishima (ISTP): Mr. Officer, before you could accuse someone of stealing? I have to tell you that police brutality is nothing but a complete abuse of authority and violence against human rights.

Bokuto (ENFJ): I could do it if I would!

Akaashi (INFJ): No. And are we done yet?

Hinata (ENFP): Who would do that? Your grandma?

Kageyama (INFP): Stealing is basically a choice. But I don't steal.

Ushijima (ISTJ): You just fine us money to set us free, right? And only the rich can afford justice. Just take my money and keep the change.

Tendou (ESTP): What if I did?

Kuroo (ESFJ): I did. But why you mad about it?

Kenma (INTP): No because my lawyer said so.

[wickedlemony]

m a s t e r p o s t ♧

Haikyuu!!

Crossovers of other shows/series

1. Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

Karasuno 🐦

1. Hinata Shouyou  ☀️ 

☀️ Hinata just turned in to a baby 

☀️ (MBTI) Haikyuu Characters on being accused of stealing

☀️ Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

2. Kageyama Tobio  😠 

😠 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

😠 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

3. Daichi Sawamura 👮

👮 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

4. Sugawara Koushi 👼🏼

👼🏼 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

👼🏼 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

5. Yamaguchi Tadashi

6. Tsukishima Kei 🧂

🧂 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

7. Nishinoya Yuu 🔋

🔋 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

8. Tanaka Ryu 👨🏼‍🦲

👨🏼‍🦲 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

9. Ennoshita

10. Kinoshita

11. Asahi Azumane

12. Narita

13. Kiyoko Shimizu 👸🏻

👸🏻 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

14. Yachi Hitoka 🎀

🎀 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

15. Ukai

16. Takeda 👨‍🏫

👨‍🏫 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

Nekoma 🐈

1. Kozume Kenma  🍮 

🍮 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

2. Kuroo Tetsurou 😈

😈(MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

Fukurodani 🦉

1. Bokuto Koutaro 👶

👶 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing 

2. Akaashi Keiji 🤓

🤓 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

 Aoba Johsai ♘

1. Oikawa Tooru 👽

👽 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

👽 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

2. Iwaizumi Hajime 🐲

🐲 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing 

🐲 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

Shiratorizawa 🦅

1. Ushijima Wakatoshi 😬

😬 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

😬 Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

2. Tendou Satori 🃏

🃏 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

Inarizaki 🦊

1. Miya Atsumu 😏

😏 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

😏 Top 20 Atsumu Prompt: Living in with Hinata

2. Osamu Miya 🍙

🍙 (MBTI) Haikyuu Character on being accused of stealing

Date Tech 🧱

1. Fukutachi Kenji 🙄

🙄Scenarios of Haikyuu Character and ATLA characters meet

2. Boku no Hero Academia

3. Bleach

4. Avatar the Legend of Aang

Note: This Masterpost is still in the process of editing ...

[wickedlemony]

Top 20 Atsumu Prompts: Living in with Hinata

1. A nice apartment at the highest floor where they could watch the sunset together.

2. A hot chocolate coffee while cuddling on the sofa while binge-watching some series.

3. Calls over some friends to have a house party at their place.

4. After party at some popular bar.

5. When Kageyama and Hinata reunite and had some "fun-talk" Bokuto restricted him not to cause any trouble. lol

6. Atsumu gets very jealous, because Hinata is such a natural flirt.

7. ANGST. Makes Hinata cry for being such an asshole (his anger issues, inferiority complex) crippled him like a big lump of sadness.

8. Begs in front of Hinata, even on streets to ask for forgiveness!!! Bokuto is the best wingman ever!

9. NSFW. Probably, go violence on Kageyama.

10. NSFW. Sex. Told Hinata to use his own words for approval of informed consent because he lived in the principle of ethics.

11. He hates Oikawa.

12. He also hates Kageyama, but Hinata told him to be in good terms with him. Still no.

13. He fears Kenma (rich bastard, BFF with Hinata, and how Kenma spoiled all his wealth and richness to Hinata like a sugar daddy. Kenma warned him if he ever hurts Hinata, Kenma would not hesitate to file a lawsuit.)

14. FLUFF BITCH. He loves it Hinata eats his meals even though he sucks at cooking.

15. They have a pet pomeranian dog!

16. Matching clothing! LOVES TO SEE HINATA WEARS BOYFRIEND'S SHIRT!

17. Dates? Cinemas, plays volleyball, restaurants, but since they were in quarantine, they just stayed at home, water the plants, maybe started a YouTube channel of a "daily life of a gay couple in Quarantine."

- Kenma: *shares, likes the video, recommended to his friends*

Kenma's comment: Remember what I told you. Miya. I'm watching you.

- Kageyama: *disliked the video*

Kageyama's comment: IDIOTS!

- Oikawa: * "accidentally" disliked the video*

Oikawa's comment: Hey~ chibi-chan remember when you and I hang out in Rio, Brazil? That was our first date, and I am looking forward for our next dinner just like you promised~

18. Atsumu saw Oikawa's comment. *reported it*

19. "How could you say that, when we weren't still dating at that time?!" - Hinata said for the 100th time.

20. "*sighs* Hey baby, shower sex? or couch sex?" - Hinata.

[wickedlemony]

SCENARIOS IF HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AND ATLA CHARACTERS MEET

Hinata: Y-YOU'RE SO SMALL!!

Aang: I am extremely offended!

Sugawara: I am a father of ten children, at least give me a break!

Katara: I think I should take lessons from you!

Oikawa: I believe the only heidous thing is someone who has a bad personality.

Jet: *war flashbacks*

Iwaizumi: Don't worry buddy, he's talking about himself.

Zuko: I am the Prince of the Fire Nation, but I am here to defeat the Fire Lord!

Kageyama: For the last time, I am not the King ofthe Upper Court!

Toph: I may be blind but that doesn't mean I am lesser to anyone! No one is superior nor inferior! I am strong! I am tough! I am gonna be the best Earth Bender and prove to the haters that I am hella baddass!!!

Nishinoya: YOU'RE SO COOL!!!

Sokka: If you need some dating advice. You got me buddy~

Tanaka: You're the best wingman ever!!

Suki: WOMEN ARE THE POWERFUL! And stupid men believe that women can't do anything without them!

Kiyoko: WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG! We have ambitions and dreams! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!

Azula: Die peasant!

Fukutachi: Excuse me, you're a pest!

Mai: i wanna die

Tsukishima: same

Ty Lee: Wanna hang out? But be very careful the City is very dangerous. I almost died!

Yachi: I-I think I'm gonna die!

Uncle Iroh: *tea time and life lessons*

Takeda: *a bottle of beer and life lessons*

Fire Lord Ozai: THE AVATAR IS WEAK!

Ushijima: Friendly reminder, don't ever underestimate main protagonists.

[thirsthourdemon]

@janellion I know you like atla 🥺 So ummm...WAHHH THIS IS ADORABLE!

[janellion]

@thirsthourdemon OMG BB TY FOR THE TAG THIS IS SO CUTE!!!! (akajshsh last line omg)

[wickedlemony]

@thirsthourdemon @janellion im glad u love it 🥺👉👈

[wickedlemony]

SCENARIOS IF HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AND ATLA CHARACTERS MEET

Hinata: Y-YOU'RE SO SMALL!!

Aang: I am extremely offended!

Sugawara: I am a father of ten children, at least give me a break!

Katara: I think I should take lessons from you!

Oikawa: I believe the only heidous thing is someone who has a bad personality.

Jet: *war flashbacks*

Iwaizumi: Don't worry buddy, he's talking about himself.

Zuko: I am the Prince of the Fire Nation, but I am here to defeat the Fire Lord!

Kageyama: For the last time, I am not the King ofthe Upper Court!

Toph: I may be blind but that doesn't mean I am lesser to anyone! No one is superior nor inferior! I am strong! I am tough! I am gonna be the best Earth Bender and prove to the haters that I am hella baddass!!!

Nishinoya: YOU'RE SO COOL!!!

Sokka: If you need some dating advice. You got me buddy~

Tanaka: You're the best wingman ever!!

Suki: WOMEN ARE THE POWERFUL! And stupid men believe that women can't do anything without them!

Kiyoko: WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG! We have ambitions and dreams! SMASH THE PATRIARCHY!

Azula: Die peasant!

Fukutachi: Excuse me, you're a pest!

Mai: i wanna die

Tsukishima: same

Ty Lee: Wanna hang out? But be very careful the City is very dangerous. I almost died!

Yachi: I-I think I'm gonna die!

Uncle Iroh: *tea time and life lessons*

Takeda: *a bottle of beer and life lessons*

Fire Lord Ozai: THE AVATAR IS WEAK!

Ushijima: Friendly reminder, don't ever underestimate main protagonists.

[wickedlemony]

Karasuno: *when you watch other classes perform on stage but you gotta act that your class is better!*

Also Kageyama: They suck!

Hinata: t-theyre all good!!

Also Karasuno: *cool bouys hands inside the pockets like a gangstas in the alleys prepare to steal ur mofo heart protecting babies at all costs if u ever dare—*

Noya and Hinata: t h e b a b i e s ~☆

[wickedlemony]

Haikyuu couples in Zombie Apocalypse

KageHina

1. Hinata: THE ONE WHO GETS 20 KILLS WILL GET A REWARD! (1)

2. Kageyama: BRING IT ON DUMBASS!

Tsukiyama

3. Yamaguchi: Have faith Tsukki!

4. Tsukishima: I'm atheist and people are dying Yamagucchi.

DaiSuga

5. Daichi: Hide somewhere safe! And protect the kids!

6. Sugawara: The hell Daichi! That only exists on movies!

AsaNoya

7. Nishinoya, heroically: I will protect you Asahi-san!

8. Asahi, awafully touched: N-Nishinoya, you're my hero!

EnnoTana

9. Tanaka, violently bumps every zombie in the car: TAKE THAT M*THER F*CKERS!!!

10. Ennoshita, fighting for his life: I rather get eaten by zombies than die in here.

IwaOi

11. Oikawa: Zombie-kun, wanna date me~? *winks*

12. Iwaizumi: WE ARE LITERALLY IN THIS WHOLE FRIDGING CHAOS DUMBASS!

UshiTen

13. Ushijima: If you'll die I will keep on surviving, Tendou.

14. Tendou: DO YOU WANT ME TO SURVIVE OR NOT?!?!

GoshiShira

15. Shirabu: Stupid, whiny bowl-cut brat!

16. Goshiki: I don't know why you're yelling but I'm sorry! I just felt bad for the Zombies, so I let them in. Semi-san already cleaned it for me!

BokuAka

17. Bokuto: Look at me Akaashi! I killed 3 zombies! Did I do good?

18. Akaashi, literally killed 50 zombies, genuinely proud of Bokuto: You're doing great, Bokuto-san

KuroKen

19. Kuroo: KENMA! CAN YOU PLEASE BE MORE MOTIVATED TO BE ALIVE AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE?!?

20. Kenma: It's the end of the world, Kuroo.

HiruHoshi

21. Hoshiumi, sound effects while swinging his sword: May the force be with you, m*ther f*ckers!

22. Hirugami: Korai! Can you stop that.

OsaSasu

23. Osamu: This disease is literally caused by human activities.

24. Sakusa: ugh i wanna die

AtsuHina

25. Hinata: THE ONE WHO GETS 20 KILLS WILL GET A REWARD! (2)

26. Atsumu: Then, do your best Shouyou. Cause we're gonna do all the way tonight~

[hazyhoola]

Atsumu and Kageyama are arguing over who’s the closest setter in Hinata’s life, while Kenma and Oikawa are sipping their teas knowing they just beat those btches.

Kageyama: I met him first!

Atsumu: We call each other by our first names!

Kenma: I sponsor him.

*what he actually means “I’m his sugar daddy.”*

Oikawa: We had a fling in Rio.

So who’s the winner?

BONUS

Sugawara & Akaashi: He’s my son. *looks at each other*

[wickedlemony]

When I saw your art I was like— I GOT DEJA VU! And I had to look over my post I posted 3/4 months ago. It was close enough but yall know what we were talking about or just Great minds think alike! Btw, I love your art 😍😍😍

https://sabswokeanime.tumblr.com/post/615272003913580544/hinatas-daddy

Hinata's Daddy

Kageyama: I MET HIM FIRST. Atsumu: But I am his setter now, and he is my wing spiker, Tobio-kun... Oikawa: We met in Rio and had dates! Kenm

[wickedlemony]

Person B: If there's a zombie apocalypse? Do you think we can survive?

Person A: NO.

Person B: Why??!

Person A: Do you think we can survive in this corrupt government who doesn't even care for its people. How the members in higher society use military involvement to protect chaunvistic pigs like them?!

Person B: ...

Person A: But yes baby, let's do our best to survive okay?

Person B: O-Okay...

[wickedlemony]

Haikyuu Character x Hinata as BL AU

1. KageHina

I'm so angry for no god damn reason but im soft seme x I am a very wholesome uke

Fluff, heart-warming AU

softest sex that Kageyama runs away from it

VERY OVERPROTECTIVE to Hinata.

If they fight? They always fight and annoy each other. both apologizes.

2. TsukiHina

I don't like people, especially you but i love teasing you bwcause you habe wonderful expressions seme x Innocent, pure child uke

Tsukki DONT BULLY THE BABIE!!! AU

bully him while having sex

Bully Hinata 24/7

If they fight? They always fight. No one apologizes. They just go with it.

3. KenHina

I hate the world, I just wanted to play but the only thing I love the most is Shouyou because I'm rich af seme x CAN YOU PLEASE STOP BUYING ME STUFF I DIDN'T ASK FOR uke

SUGAR daddy AU

I dont want sex i just want to have a sugar baby

20 pending online shopping for Shouyou, named his VERY expensive item at his company "Hinata Shouyou" cuz he is out of ideas

If they fight? Kenma presses add to cart and proceed to purchase to ask for forgiveness

4. KuroHina

I want to play with you more and cuddle and make people jealous because I habe such a cute junior dating me seme x CANT GET AWAY FROM HIM uke

BDSM AU! god kuroo just radiates daddy vibes

Rough sex!!!

Kuroo loves master and slave plays

If they fight? Kuroo apologizes FIRST! before anything else. Then ends up crying without anything to explain. lol

5. LevHina

I'm Russian and it is not a Japanese manga stereotype to dominate all the Russians in the manga x Japanese cute boy sunshine too shiny that makes us seek eye doctor uke

The cultural diversity AU

a-are you okay? on bed because Lev is too tall

He loves joking around Hinata but Hinata hates his jokes

If they fight? Lev is pure and just wanted to make Hinata happy, because he is leaving Japan for a month. Ends up bringing Hinata in Russia.

6. OiHina

Super popular, almost pathetic for his own good always follow the uke around x please, dont follow me you creepy stalker!

Senpai and Kohai AU

roUGH sex

Oikawa has like 300 photos of Hinata in his phone

If they fight? Hinata is jealous of Oikawa's fangirls but oikawa is such a dumb bitch for making things worse because Hinata's way of being so afraid of breaking up with him turns him on. Oikawa apologizes tho. And begs for forgiveness when Hinata is spending more time with othwr guys. lol so whipped.

7. AkaHina

I am a very boring person, but I love taking good care of other people, I want to raise them x Cute baby doesn't want them to take good care of him, but lets them because it's good for their mental health uke

I love visiting Akaashi-san's apartment AU

soft seccs

Akaashi buys him sweets A LOT, erryday

If they fight? Akaashi issa busy guy and spend less time for Hinata that Hinata thinks Akaashi doesnt care of him anymore, but all Akaashi wanted is to know how to balance his priorities. Hinata's the one asking for forgiveness LOL

8. BokuHina

I want to play! Very immature whiny seme x "sighs, here we go again" uke

Master n Desciple AU

I cant have sex with you i might break you into pieces and i cant able to forgive myself if i did—

Hinata cooks him food

If they fight? They don't. Bokuto just starts apologizing out of nowhere

9. SakuHina

A: I HATE THE DIRT and can you please stop breathing infront of me! only shouyou is exempted x B: CAN YOU PLEASE STOP HOARDING disinfectant spray! Think about the masses wherein amidst this economic downfall! uke

Psychological AU

Not too much sex

Sakusa always but disinfectant spray everytime they see each other

If they fight? Hinata always compromise the situation and acknowledge his faults because he loves Sakusa so much and is patient for them

10. AtsuHina

A: Anger issues, jealous bitch, whipped af, TOTALLY whipped, HE WANTED TO PROTTEC them 5ever 2x x B: cares for them and reminds him he is the only one that he loves uke

DOMESTIC AF! with all the smell of coffee

Rough sex!

They always cuddle in the afternnoons

If they fight? Atsumu starts the problem, and ends up begging on his knees because his words hurt Hinata.

[wickedlemony]

Kenma: Shouyou...

Atsumu: Shouyou-kun~~~

Oikawa: Shrimp— err... Shouyou

Kageyama:

tbh we're all waiting for kags to call hinata's first name

[wickedlemony]

Person A: Hey, B. Have to meet C today to make our group project.

Person B: "Group project" goodluck, have fun

Person A, undeniably turned on : It is OUR project, dumbass! Stop acting jealous, or I'll kiss you!