This story was so funny yet useful
what to take from this:
Ulta cams are good enough that they can see the type of coffee you have
Disposing of tags the same way every time will allow them to eventually catch on!
Disguises will save your ass
LP know our slang
Some LP want with all their hearts for you to get fucked, and will hold grudges
Don’t go to a store consistently! Even if you’re waiting a long time like 3-4 weeks like this lifter did, be careful you’re not starting a pattern (going at the same time of day, on the same weekday, etc) because obviously this lifter must’ve had some form of consistency when going to the store since one employee recognizes them this second they leave.
Great story!!!!
I’m sorry, but highkey??? What an iconic bitch?? Is this lifter in the community?? I love her sm?????
this is actually really bad. if she gets caught they can link her to ALL the other lifts because of the signature she leaves behind- the exact same coffee from dunkin donuts full of tags. when we say be forgettable i mean COMPLETLEY FORGETABLE. do NOT have any noticable similarities with hauls























