God's trash

🥲 happy 🦇 vampire 🧛 ♻️ i will bite 🫦 your dad

[ashstfu]

x / raymond carver

[ashstfu]

GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CH

[intercal]

I'm so mentally stable you can park a horse in my brain

[vampireopossum]

[toastbutteregg]

[thecindercrow]

Lackadaisy season 1 teaser

[witchyautumns]

🎃 alina_dragan 🎃

Lake District, England

[feralisa-deactivated20241027]

[garaks-padded-bra]

forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

I FORGOT ABOUT KERMIT GULAG

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

this will forever be my favorite sentence on the internet

[localwarlockunion]

Sorry I'm late, I got added to the Wild Hunt last night and ran and reveled with them for what felt like 100 years plus a day until I landed the killing blow on a stag with bronze antlers then suddenly woke in my bed, willow leaves in my hair, a nameless song echoing in my ears, and my hands still bloody, so yeah, totally missed my alarm and stuff.

[toastbutteregg]

THIS IS ME

[beardedmrbean]

I'm glad I decided to watch this one instead of just thinking I'd already posted it.

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

[sinsear-aisteach]

pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you

[sinsear-aisteach]

glad this was a hit with corded headphone users

[pityroad]

— from Little Weirds, Jenny Slate

[daeyumi]

Departure 🏞️🏛️⛰️

[mysharona1987]

[evilwizard]

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

[aethericfist]

I always thought the name wormtongue was derogatory but I clearly misunderstood their dynamic

[evilwizard]

i know i made the original post but come on man

[lets-steal-an-archive]

ALT

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