fessissima

Alli | She/They | lesbian no terfs allowed

[roselalonde]

conversations with my sisters cat

[mino2aur]

[3000s]

they hate each other.

[barin-mclegg]

hey bestie you forgot the poll

[3000s]

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

[barin-mclegg]

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

[3000s]

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

[3000s]

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

[mtsodie]

moodboard

[samreich]

next season: "the bachelor" featuring every grant

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[blackcatsinart]

[hagofbolding]

I love Patroclus, I really vibe with the deeply depressing boredom he's found in the afterlife.

instagram

[infanteriesauvage]

[pangur-and-grim]

that’s my special girl

[json-derulo]

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[mikkeneko]

#At this point they're just feeding him prime ministers - via @copiccrow

[pmamtraveller]

by Gerda Wegener

[hiveswap]

that one friend breakup. How do you feel about it

i still miss them a lot and would reconnect

I still miss them but i dont remember any specifics of us hanging out

i still miss them but no desire to reconnect

i got over it by now but i remember stuff

I don't care/remember specifics anymore at all lol

never had one of these/dont know what you mean

Voting ended onJun 26

[bobbole]

Anthony Machuca, Wake up Steve, our bowls are empty