almost like affection

"And a thought crosses his mind - even while overcast she glows." Lauren. 30. Human disaster.

[stars-bean]

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[asystolle]

NEW GIRL 3.01 - All In

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[luthientinuvielss]

90s curls really were so special and breathtaking

[alright-fuckhead]

MICHAELA STIRLING BRIDGERTON | YES OR NO

[stixy]

Girl, let’s nuke Antarctica together

[dyke-parade]

one thing i love about the project hail mary book specifically is how grace's internal narration is constantly talking about how fucking great rocky is. grace literally never shuts up about it. he's obsessed with his buddy. he is 100% certain rocky's the greatest thing since sliced bread. frankly he'd probably say sliced bread has nothing on rocky.

"rocky's a genius" "rocky can build anything" "he's the best engineer on both of our planets" "eridians are all smart but i'm pretty sure he's extra smart even for his species" "he's so modest even though he's so capable" "he picks up ideas so quickly" "he'd never give up" i'm misquoting but just off the top of my head these are ALL examples of grace's endless well of admiration for rocky. grace basically just spends the whole novel making heart-eyes for his rock-spider alien soulmate best friend

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re at the thrift store and find a nice solid thick pile area rug for a shockingly good price and you’ve been looking for an area rug for the office forever and the color goes really nicely with the office color scheme and you think this is it, this is what i’ve been waiting for, stop, and ask yourself: did i take the bus here?

[romanceyourdemons]

next time you’re on the bus and see someone with an area rug and a look of deep disappointment in themself mind your own business

[sophie-baek]

THE FLASH Season 9, Episode 8: Partners in Time

[starcitysirens]

So what I’m hearing is your hot new girlfriend dumped you and now you’ve crawled back to your ex.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I like this idea.

Unfortunately, the man who made this one had to take it down b/c it kept getting vandalized.

mikebennettart instagram

Goodbye to the Portland Keychain Library as we know it…

[victusinveritas]

God, can you imagine someone from Finland (or wherever) heading to a Midwestern state fair and eating every variety of fried thing imaginable?

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[animentality]

[wizardshark]

Why was there an all male BBQ competition?? Why did they fall for such a terrible disguise??

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[spider-mann]

Project Hail Mary (2026) | Dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

A HOTD + The Onion Headlines gifset a day until S3 (Day 9 of 18) 1.09 - 'The Green Council'