[bogreader]

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[thai-gl-polls]

Pick one:

I'm Friendly 🙂

Do Not Pet 🤚

I'm Nervous 😵‍💫

Margaritaville 🍹

Remaining time: 1 day 15 hours

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

-Queer mario

etc

[senatortedcruz]

goofy pussy

[pmamtraveller]

"Hang In There Baby" by Katie Aki

[party-cat-anthem]

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

[segamascott]

[wifewomyn]

current to-do list

write SCUM II, with my wife

compose 96 love songs (about my wife)

get large huge arms 🏋️ for my wife

bake banana bread

BG3 playthrough 'Oops! All Gith'

find antique brass canele molds unexpectedly at a garage sale

(working on a new secret skill currently)

use grocery store coupons before expiry

[unliikelylovers]

[pmamtraveller]

The Cat with Julie Manet, 1887, by Pierre-Auguste Renoir

[kragehund-est]

the only thing stronger than the gastric distress i get from eating cherries is my love for eating cherries

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

what

[inwardhardar]

[kragehund-est]

thank you. im once again reminded why i love tumblr because where else could i get content like this

[theartistocraticelite-deactivat]

DNI,.. Unless u Love Meee !!!!

[blignick]

[stupidpetface]

[speedlimit15]

I'll find pictures

[clothmotherofficial]

Wire Mother is fireproof. Are you?

This Ask brought to you by Big Fire.

What Do You Want Me To Do? Kill Myself? I Should Kill Myself? I Should Kill Myself? I Should Kill Myself?

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself

[grimesdidthat-deactivated201805]

Isn’t boomerang like.. free?

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

She can’t afford it

[gagglescorn]

I can’t afford it