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when dipper and mabel are rough housing on his bed she likes to give him an upskirt to fluster him so she can get a one up on him
Pinecest #1
It was a rainy day in Gravity falls, Inside the Mystery Shack, Dipper was looking at his journal to check out the next mystery creature that will show up. He currently has one Mabel Watches outside As the rain pour outside. "Ugh I'm bored!" Mabel says blowing raspberries. Dipper closes the journal and stands up looking around. "I guess we can go out. Grunkle Stan is Currently out fishing" He holds his sister's hand and putting on their hoodies they walk out the mystery shack. Mabel kicks a few rocks on the way and They soon walk into a Diner taking a seat at the booth. "Aww hey lovelies!" A southern voice says. A woman with a pink coat and skirt with makeup walks over holding a note pad her one eye was closed. "Lazy Susan! It's been awhile!" Dipper says excitedly. Mabel gives Susan a hug and smiles "We haven't seen you since freshman year!" Susan laughs. Her Texan accent showing "Oh I missed you too. Your grunkle and I are Expecting Someone" She rubs her stomach. Dipper Nervously chuckles and Mabel looks at Lazy Susan in awwe "You are pregnant?!" Susan laughs and smiles "Yeah! I'm hoping to tell Grunkle Stan when he comes back from his fishing trip!" The twins nod and Soon after Lazy Susan takes both their orders. As she leaves Mabel leans back on the seat laying down entirely, She blows raspberries again. "Sophomore year and not one boyfriend!" Dipper Face palms "That's because I won't let anyone near you" He mumbled.
There was a reason for that. Most of the guys at school thinks with their Dicks. Kyler from Art class always puffing paint, Jake smoking. None of the guys at school so far fits Dippers standards. The Rain began dying down outside And Lazy Susan gives them both their plates. Mabel sits up and pokes her Eggs while Dipper starts cutting his waffles. "So what's the deal with you and candy?" Dipper stops cutting the waffle and winces. "We are no longer Together" His eyes began to shift. Mabel gasps "Oh she told you! She's moving to another state?!" Dipper nods and The Diners front door opens, It was Wendy followed by Robbie. Robbie was holding Wendy's hand and Dipper scoffs, His crush since he was a child is going back to her Ex? Unacceptable! Mabel shakes her head "Yeah Tammy and Robbie didint work out for some reason" She turns to her twin brother and reaches forward, Holding his hand.
Dippers face began to heat up. Why is he blushing while holding his sister's hand? Mabel oblivious let's go of her brother's hand and began eating her eggs, and drinks her smoothie. Dipper smiles walking to Wendy "Hey it's been awhile!". Wendy smiles at Dipper "Hey Dipster how are you n Mabel Aww!" Wendy stands up hugging the twins, Robbie stands up with his girlfriend Wendy and punches his own hand. After the hug Wendy smiles "My cousin is Having a football game. He's Around your ages so you wanna attend?" Dipper was about to Reject to invitation but Mabel Eagerly accepts, Wendy cheers and The twins along with Wendy and Robbie walks out the dinner and Lazy Susan walks out the kitchen yelling "You forgot to Pay!"
**
The walk was Nostalgic and Refreshing, Since coming back after School Mabel and Dipper was happy But something is Strange about Robbie. He holds Wendy close while the four of them continues to walk. They soon Arrive to a School called Gravity High and into the Football yard The yard was big As it is a football stadium but The railing and walls was painted gold. A Man with deep brownish skin Yellow short hair and green pupils wearing a Red jersey walks up to the group sweating, He hugs Wendy and smiles at the group. "Names John You must be my cousins friends" Dipper smiles offering a hand "I'm Dipper and this is my twin sis-" His words was interrupted as Mabel stares at John in Awe she began to drool "Oh your hot Asf" John raises a brow and Dipper pulls a fist behind his back clenching it. "Right. Well nice to meet you both. I need a second quarter back the last one broke his legs" He points to the grass field where a Man with orange hair was pulled into a stretcher. "I'll do it!" Dipper smiles. He'll show Mabel that he's the man. He's better than anyone. John and Dipper both walk towards the gym Room, Mabel leans against the railing and Robbie scoffs "Break a leg pipsqueak!"
Dipper takes off his shirt and John Throws the brown haired boy a jersey. "Let's Destroy them over there" He puts on the jersey Pines 6 and a shirt beside him Pines 12. "Yeah my cousin had that made.. well I made it but still" John blushes darkly. Dipper smiles at John "Hey Dude where are you from I hear a Mexican accent" John stretching his legs looks up at Dipper "Sonora born in Raised" He puts on his Helmet and Runs out the gym Room "Nos vemos en el campo, pastelito!" Dipper chuckles putting on his helmet and Runs After him "Right whatever you said"
***
Mabel continues watching the game Dipper and John's Team scoring,John pushing one player while Dipper dodges being tackled. She bites her bottom lip and Wendy Sits beside her "So it's been a few years. What you both been into?" It's been awhile since Mabel had any girl Talk Aside from their mom Candy moved and been busy getting into college. And Pacifica has been busy with her boyfriend. She looks over at Wendy and smiles "Oh the usual solving mysteries. We found out there was a cannibal gnome last week that ate people's toes" Wendy winces looking down at her shoes "Glad they haven't gotten to me" Mabel nods and looks over at Robbie, The man was smoking a cigarette while watching Dipper and John play. They scored another touch down. "So what made you go back to Robbie?" Wendy sighs and cross her legs. "He came to my house while it was raining My dad Was pissed. He was crying telling me Tammy Dumped him and that he couldn't go on. So we got together and things has been peachy. Plus we have unresolved feelings" Mabel shakes her head but groans "Lucky you I'm still looking for Mr right. Maybe I can date your cousin he's hunky" Wendy nervously chuckles, John shoves a 6 foot tall player away as he runs "Yeah he's a cousin removed. His family makes a mean Taco" The crowd including the girls Cheer. After a score of 20 vs 9 Johns team wins, He takes off his shirt showing his tanned Abs and green nail polish, Dipper takes off his own shirt He has a bit of a belly which makes Wendy giggle Robbie smiles kissing Wendy's cheek "Babe can we go home?" She gently pushes him off "No thanks Hun not now" He scoffs and the boys walk upstairs Mabel smiles walking to John giving him a piece of paper.
"Here's my number" She skips away out the stadium and John awkwardly puts it in his pocket Dipper smiles at him "Great game man" Dipper Pats johns back, As Dipper walks away Johns eyes bore into Dippers back. And he looks back at the number being given to him. "What a interesting Day Pine Twins" Wendy walks to her cousin with her clingy boyfriend Robbie. "Always A hit with the ladies" John Rolls his eyes sipping his water "I'm not interested"
***
Dipper and Mabel Enters Grunkle Stan's car buckling up, The old man began the drive and Dipper smiles along with Mabel "Someone's been busy" Grunkle Stan raises a brow "Yeah fishing" Mabel giggles and She lays her head on her brother's shoulder, closing her eyes. Dipper blushes faintly. His sister's scent is just alluring, she smells like strawberry Cheesecake. Probably the snacks she stole from the diner. The ride home was Quiet and peaceful.
Thinking about this crazy shit tn
It’s so funny seeing antis on pinterest of all places. Like, there is an algorithm, it’s very unlikely for darkship stuff to show up unless you search for it first. I had to search for a while with specific wording to find pinecest art.
You go to the comments and it’s like “ewwww they’re siblings???”
Like, what are you doing at the devil’s sacrament?
mabel drawing a picture of dipper and writing "mr handsome" when is the wedding
scenarios Alfred Pennyworth has to be a witness to as a resident of Wayne Manor that the batkids have absolutely no shame in front of whatsoever part 26 (masterpost here)
*Alfred coming across Dick and Jason hanging out together in the study late at night, both drinking*
Alfred, raising an eyebrow: i hope you two aren’t overdoing it, seeing as you assured your father that you would be ready to go to the art gallery with him tomorrow morning.
Dick, grinning lazily: we’ll be fine, these are still our first drinks. we’re just talkin, Alfie, it’s ok.
Jason: speaking of, i have another.
Dick, to Jason, curious: ok, go.
Jason, smile growing: ….the med suite in the batcave.
Dick, jaw dropping: fuck OFF, seriously?!?
Jason: *wheezes* y-yeah,
Dick: WHEN?!?!
Jason, still cackling: bout’a year back, Roy bought me back kinda beaten up and gave me a scan over since nobody else was home. things just… progressed naturally.
Dick, in disbelief: THERE’S SO MANY CAMERAS DOWN THERE.
Jason: *cackling loudly* yeah man- yeah- dude i spent hours after, just- checking and rechecking that i’d destroyed the footage,
Dick: *wheezes, covers his face* oh my gooodddd, littlewing!
Jason: HEY- you said one of yours was the kitchen!
Dick: *breathless chokes* you know- you know what- *laughing* not even close to the worst place for me over the years.
Alfred, pausing: … *slightly suspicious* what are you… discussing?
Jason, shoulders shaking as he takes a drink: come on, what was the worst?
Dick: *snickering* you can’t- you can’t judge me. you can’t,
Jason, eyes widening: where?!?!
Dick: *covering his face, struggling to hold back laughter*
Jason: ?!
Dick: …Bruce’s bedroom.
Jason: NO.
Dick: *wheezes* NOW WAIT- WAIT-
Jason: YOU’RE FUCKING LYING.
Dick: I WAS TWENTY-ONE, I WAS REALLY MAD AT BRUCE AT THE TIME, AND THE HOUSE WAS EMPTY BECAUSE HE’D TAKEN YOU TO A THEME-PARK FOR THE WEEKEND AND ALFRED WAS ON VACATION! SO I BROUGHT A GIRL OVER!
Jason: IN HIS BEDROOM?!?!!
Dick: MINE SMELT LIKE RUBBLE AND SMOKE FROM PATROL! I CHANGED THE SHEETS AFTERWARDS- *breaks down into wheezes* he- god we never spoke about it but i’m so sure he knew-
Jason: WELL YEAH?!!
Dick: *crying* he- fuck we made eye contact over breakfast the monday after- he’s never been that mad at me before and he didn’t even comment on it- *collapses into giggles*
Alfred, gravely: what. are. you. discussing.
Dick: *starts laughing harder*
Jason, also holding back wheezes: aw come on- Alfie- Alfie i think you know,
Alfred: *watching the two fall over themselves, trying to breathe through their laughter*
Alfred:
Alfred: *spins on his heel and leaves*
Jason, calling after him: awww, where you going!?!?
Alfred, swiftly: AWAY FROM YOU.
Wait... you can't have "a disorder" without trauma now?
Not even just CDDs, but just... disorders in general?
Are we faking autism because our ASD is endogenic???
just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated.Â
and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.
Pinecest #1
It was a rainy day in Gravity falls, Inside the Mystery Shack, Dipper was looking at his journal to check out the next mystery creature that will show up. He currently has one Mabel Watches outside As the rain pour outside. "Ugh I'm bored!" Mabel says blowing raspberries. Dipper closes the journal and stands up looking around. "I guess we can go out. Grunkle Stan is Currently out fishing" He holds his sister's hand and putting on their hoodies they walk out the mystery shack. Mabel kicks a few rocks on the way and They soon walk into a Diner taking a seat at the booth. "Aww hey lovelies!" A southern voice says. A woman with a pink coat and skirt with makeup walks over holding a note pad her one eye was closed. "Lazy Susan! It's been awhile!" Dipper says excitedly. Mabel gives Susan a hug and smiles "We haven't seen you since freshman year!" Susan laughs. Her Texan accent showing "Oh I missed you too. Your grunkle and I are Expecting Someone" She rubs her stomach. Dipper Nervously chuckles and Mabel looks at Lazy Susan in awwe "You are pregnant?!" Susan laughs and smiles "Yeah! I'm hoping to tell Grunkle Stan when he comes back from his fishing trip!" The twins nod and Soon after Lazy Susan takes both their orders. As she leaves Mabel leans back on the seat laying down entirely, She blows raspberries again. "Sophomore year and not one boyfriend!" Dipper Face palms "That's because I won't let anyone near you" He mumbled.
There was a reason for that. Most of the guys at school thinks with their Dicks. Kyler from Art class always puffing paint, Jake smoking. None of the guys at school so far fits Dippers standards. The Rain began dying down outside And Lazy Susan gives them both their plates. Mabel sits up and pokes her Eggs while Dipper starts cutting his waffles. "So what's the deal with you and candy?" Dipper stops cutting the waffle and winces. "We are no longer Together" His eyes began to shift. Mabel gasps "Oh she told you! She's moving to another state?!" Dipper nods and The Diners front door opens, It was Wendy followed by Robbie. Robbie was holding Wendy's hand and Dipper scoffs, His crush since he was a child is going back to her Ex? Unacceptable! Mabel shakes her head "Yeah Tammy and Robbie didint work out for some reason" She turns to her twin brother and reaches forward, Holding his hand.
Dippers face began to heat up. Why is he blushing while holding his sister's hand? Mabel oblivious let's go of her brother's hand and began eating her eggs, and drinks her smoothie. Dipper smiles walking to Wendy "Hey it's been awhile!". Wendy smiles at Dipper "Hey Dipster how are you n Mabel Aww!" Wendy stands up hugging the twins, Robbie stands up with his girlfriend Wendy and punches his own hand. After the hug Wendy smiles "My cousin is Having a football game. He's Around your ages so you wanna attend?" Dipper was about to Reject to invitation but Mabel Eagerly accepts, Wendy cheers and The twins along with Wendy and Robbie walks out the dinner and Lazy Susan walks out the kitchen yelling "You forgot to Pay!"
**
The walk was Nostalgic and Refreshing, Since coming back after School Mabel and Dipper was happy But something is Strange about Robbie. He holds Wendy close while the four of them continues to walk. They soon Arrive to a School called Gravity High and into the Football yard The yard was big As it is a football stadium but The railing and walls was painted gold. A Man with deep brownish skin Yellow short hair and green pupils wearing a Red jersey walks up to the group sweating, He hugs Wendy and smiles at the group. "Names John You must be my cousins friends" Dipper smiles offering a hand "I'm Dipper and this is my twin sis-" His words was interrupted as Mabel stares at John in Awe she began to drool "Oh your hot Asf" John raises a brow and Dipper pulls a fist behind his back clenching it. "Right. Well nice to meet you both. I need a second quarter back the last one broke his legs" He points to the grass field where a Man with orange hair was pulled into a stretcher. "I'll do it!" Dipper smiles. He'll show Mabel that he's the man. He's better than anyone. John and Dipper both walk towards the gym Room, Mabel leans against the railing and Robbie scoffs "Break a leg pipsqueak!"
Dipper takes off his shirt and John Throws the brown haired boy a jersey. "Let's Destroy them over there" He puts on the jersey Pines 6 and a shirt beside him Pines 12. "Yeah my cousin had that made.. well I made it but still" John blushes darkly. Dipper smiles at John "Hey Dude where are you from I hear a Mexican accent" John stretching his legs looks up at Dipper "Sonora born in Raised" He puts on his Helmet and Runs out the gym Room "Nos vemos en el campo, pastelito!" Dipper chuckles putting on his helmet and Runs After him "Right whatever you said"
***
Mabel continues watching the game Dipper and John's Team scoring,John pushing one player while Dipper dodges being tackled. She bites her bottom lip and Wendy Sits beside her "So it's been a few years. What you both been into?" It's been awhile since Mabel had any girl Talk Aside from their mom Candy moved and been busy getting into college. And Pacifica has been busy with her boyfriend. She looks over at Wendy and smiles "Oh the usual solving mysteries. We found out there was a cannibal gnome last week that ate people's toes" Wendy winces looking down at her shoes "Glad they haven't gotten to me" Mabel nods and looks over at Robbie, The man was smoking a cigarette while watching Dipper and John play. They scored another touch down. "So what made you go back to Robbie?" Wendy sighs and cross her legs. "He came to my house while it was raining My dad Was pissed. He was crying telling me Tammy Dumped him and that he couldn't go on. So we got together and things has been peachy. Plus we have unresolved feelings" Mabel shakes her head but groans "Lucky you I'm still looking for Mr right. Maybe I can date your cousin he's hunky" Wendy nervously chuckles, John shoves a 6 foot tall player away as he runs "Yeah he's a cousin removed. His family makes a mean Taco" The crowd including the girls Cheer. After a score of 20 vs 9 Johns team wins, He takes off his shirt showing his tanned Abs and green nail polish, Dipper takes off his own shirt He has a bit of a belly which makes Wendy giggle Robbie smiles kissing Wendy's cheek "Babe can we go home?" She gently pushes him off "No thanks Hun not now" He scoffs and the boys walk upstairs Mabel smiles walking to John giving him a piece of paper.
"Here's my number" She skips away out the stadium and John awkwardly puts it in his pocket Dipper smiles at him "Great game man" Dipper Pats johns back, As Dipper walks away Johns eyes bore into Dippers back. And he looks back at the number being given to him. "What a interesting Day Pine Twins" Wendy walks to her cousin with her clingy boyfriend Robbie. "Always A hit with the ladies" John Rolls his eyes sipping his water "I'm not interested"
***
Dipper and Mabel Enters Grunkle Stan's car buckling up, The old man began the drive and Dipper smiles along with Mabel "Someone's been busy" Grunkle Stan raises a brow "Yeah fishing" Mabel giggles and She lays her head on her brother's shoulder, closing her eyes. Dipper blushes faintly. His sister's scent is just alluring, she smells like strawberry Cheesecake. Probably the snacks she stole from the diner. The ride home was Quiet and peaceful.
One to the Other: Part One
[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three]
Here’s another one for anyone who enjoyed. Probably not going to be as good as the other one. Hell, how was I supposed to know my last one was a success. Enjoy this one!
This was based on the prompt that gravityfallspinecest sent me. The idea goes to him, the story was written by me.
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One to the Other: Part One
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“One year after another, every special day deserves a chance. Some days turn out more unsettling than others, while good times would say otherwise. Think of something special for your special ones day. Whether it’s a birthday or an anniversary, you have the chance to make her special.”
Fwip.
With a sigh in hand, and a problem in the other, he closed his laptop and fell back on his bed.Â
“Damn it… what am I supposed to do now?” He said with a deeper sigh of regret.
Hands over his head, he still had to face the fact that there was no more time left. All that was left to do was wait for tomorrow night to roll around and come up with some horrible excuse on why he couldn’t bring a gift to the special evening Mabel supposedly planned for both of them.Â
With a mouthful said like that, he needed to act quick. He wasn’t going to make it through the night without a present. It wasn’t an option, nor a choice.Â
Ten o’ clock rolled around faster than expected. He check his alarm clock and made a timer set for seven tomorrow morning.Â
The lamp switched off and his blankets flew over his head.
“Night Dipper! Can’t wait for tomorrow!” Mabel yelled from down the hall.
“Goodnight Mabel. Can’t wait for tomorrow either.” He muttered softly.
With that said, the lights went off. All that could be seen in the darkness was the light of his sister’s bedroom still on.Â
“Bye Mabel, see you tomorrow.” Said a shy voice from down the hall.
“See you tomorrow, Candy. I’ll call you tomorrow?” His sister softly said from her room.
“Sure thing,” Candy replied. “Goodnight.“
Thumps were heard going down the stairs, followed by the opening of a door and the sudden closing. From down the hall, he could see the lights go out in Mabel’s room.
"It’d be great if I could wait for tomorrow.” Dipper muttered to himself, before slowly drifting into a sleepless night.
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“So, how have you planned for your special day tomorrow?”
“Dipper was planning on taking me out on a movie, followed by dinner at this restaurant near the theater. It’s going to be our special night together.”
“That’s a pretty good way to spend your birthdays, if you two were lovers. A dinner and a movie, Mabel? Seriously?"Â
"Well… I didn’t want it to be a simple birthday where we blow out the candles and be promised empty wishes, meaningless presents, or pointless games in the living room. I want it to be a night where we can spend the night together as a loving-”
“Couple?” Candy interrupted.
“Loving siblings! Not as a couple. Where are you getting this idea, anyway? We’re related!” Mabel said embarrassed.Â
“I’m just saying. It’s seems a little suspicious to me. A movie? A dinner? What movie are you even going to see? What diner are you going to?”
“Would you stop implying that we’re a couple!”
“I never implied that. That was self implication on yourself, Pines.”
That did it. Mabel sat there, sighing at the edge of the bed, looking down. Candy sighed from the beanie she slumped in, stood up, and sat next to Mabel.
“Hey, listen. I won’t get entangled in whatever crazy romance you have going on between Dipper here. I’m here to support you. You choose who you date, you decide what to do with your love life. I’ll be here to help you along the way. How does that sound? Good? Good. Now, have you decided what to get Dipper for his birthday tomorrow?” Candy said, taking a small breath.
“Well, I hoping I could get my first kiss tomorrow-"Â
"Stop right there. I was hoping this would be a more platonic relationship going on here, but seeing from whatever evidence has to prove, i’d guess not. But a kiss? A kiss on the forehead is fine, but on the lips?”
“Hey, I thought you were here to support me.” Mabel pouted.Â
“I’m sorry, i’m sorry. But, growing up from where i’m from, and- well, where everyone else is from, a kiss in public would seem a little odd, don’t you think? Also a little frowned upon, if I had to add.”
“Like I said, this night was going to be for us, and us only. I’ll make sure i’m out of anyone’s sight when it happens.”
“I’ve always wondered what goes on in that little head of your, Mabel.”
“Hey!” Mabel retorted back.
Candy raised her hands in surrender, and turned around, slumping on the bed frame.
“Again, sorry. By the way, what time is it?"She asked, looking around.
"Erm,” She looked at the alarm clock beside her, “Oh! It’s almost ten o’ clock. I gotta’ tell Dipper good night.“ She stood up from her bed and cupped her hands.
"Night Dipper!” She yelled out.
“Tell him you can’t wait for tomorrow.” Candy smirked from the corner of her bed. Mabel rolled her eyes and cupped her hands again.
“Can’t wait for tomorrow!” She added. “There, happy?“ She said, raising her hands.
Candy stood up, grabbed her back and fixed the strap.
"Yes, very.” She walked to the doorway. “Well I have to get home. My parents are expecting me home before ten thirty.“ She walked out and turned around.
"Bye Mabel, see you tomorrow.” She said, following a two finger salute.
“See you tomorrow, Candy. I’ll call you tomorrow?” Mabel asked.
“Sure thing.” Candy replied.
With that said, Candy walked down stairs and out the door, followed by an abrupt closing.
Mabel stood there, thinking for a bit, then fell down on the bed.
“Maybe I should just get him something. Like a card. Or a T-Shirt…”
Mabel flicked her lamp of and covered herself with a couple of blankets.
“Or something…” She muttered before falling into another one of her sleepless nights, again.
All that could be heard was silence, but the tension in the room was greatly achieved without the witness of the siblings in the room.Â
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That’s part one of the probably three part series that will follow. Hoped you enjoyed reading it!
*Looks up “dipper and mabel” on Google Images*
(Grunkle Stan voice) “HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (I may or may not still ship this, I’m not sure)
New security guard recognized me because I was holding a container of grapes he was like "oh you're the guy who's always eating grapes" im a man with an undefeated record for cases btw
highly recommend: making that character’s mourning WORSE!!!! make them play pretend with that corpse. make it seem like they’re moving on until they start telling the new person to start dyeing their hair the color of the person they lost and start calling them their name to make it clear that they’re hanging out with this person now to try and make them into the old one. make your grieving character put people in the same situation the person they’re mourning died in and have them hope they die to prove it was unpreventable. make your grieving character put people in the same situation the person they’re mourning died in and have them hope they live to prove that it wasn’t doomed to happened. make your grieving characters actively harm the people around them and the memory of the person they lost. I love you morally dubious grieving characters
I miss Bonnie and Robbie but I missed an event i signed up for and I've been too awkward to message them since đź« literally got the notification it was over while I was drinking with Arthur and was like oh. Shit.
I let my hair get long and dark again because my work friend kept flashing me a photo of prince charming from Shrek
A: “So, are you two dating or something?”
B: “No, that’s my fucking brother.”
A: “Oh my god, I’m so sorry!!”
B: “No no, that’s my fucking brother. We’re not dating, we just fuck.”