Nine Kinds of Crazy

I'm Izzy. Wanna come along for an adventure with me?

[wildbythebeach]

finals week: I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory when's it gonna get me lack of sleep, 7 pages ahead of me?

[ghostgloss]

im jealous of people who joined tumblr in more recent years. they get to blog blissfully unaware of all the horrors of olden tumblr. fandom vs hipster wars. “can you make that ask rebloggable”. forever alone memes. the solid year or so where benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston were considered the hottest guys ever. mishapacolypse. nightblogging. the absolute horror that was the homestuck fandom. it was a dark era. i think those who were not there to witness it personally should familiarize themselves with the commodities of these dark days, to ensure that they are never repeated. “history, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again” - maya angelou

[crimnatic]

[fairchildrunes]

May the odds be ever in your favor.

[queenrafferty]

[ananbeth]

#why aren’t all men ben

[grootficguy]

it’s so weird how there are different time zones in america. like it can be 11:00PM in new york and its like 1951 in missouri.

[lokiloo-blog]

I hate hate HATE all those 2edgy 4me theories about kids shows. Like Angelica dreaming up the rugrats, or the ed, edd, and eddy children being ghosts, or literally anything that takes a lighthearted and fun kids show and has to turn it into some tragic take of rape or murder or misinformed mental illness. So you know what? From now on I’m gonna do the exact opposite. Every cool grim-dark show is now because of a bunch of children. To get us started: Game of Thrones: A middle-school DnD campaign with the most angry, vindictive DM who has promised to kill everyone’s player characters (and their family) by the end.

[forcefemme-vigilante]

The Walking Dead: Some 13 year olds playing with nerf guns, but trying to be really serious about it because they’re all self conscious about playing with toys.

[aviculor]

Breaking Bad: a teacher gave a kid some confiscated rock candy and now they’re fantasizing about his personal life.

[butlerbookbinding]

*blesses you all for this*

[annathecrow-that-was]

Supernatural: a couple tween goth girls RPing with their OCs

[ardatli]

Orphan Black: A girl has way too many identical barbie dolls, and makes them over instead.

[annathecrow-that-was]

Firefly: group of white suburbia kids can’t agree whether they want to play cowboys, Star Trek, pirates, or ninjas.

[annathecrow-that-was]

Blade: revenge fantasy of a tiny angry black girl shunned by a group of Twilight fangirls.

[butlerbookbinding]

IT GOT BETTER.

[fenharellan13]

Omfg these are great

[astroho]

me? a jealous hoe? absolutely.

[sparkhy]

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

[rihenna]

[veryfunnymemes]

[minidog]

??? what is this ???

[kitsnickerdoodle]

it’s a tray filled with fucking tubby custard that they jam up to the roof of your mouth and keep there. then they take it out and use the indents of your teeth to make retainers and stuff. it wouldn’t be that bad if it didn’t stay there that long, if the shit wasn’t flavored (’would u like bubblegum or cookie dough’ ‘i don’t really care they both taste like smoking rubber’), and if the ortho didn’t ALWAYS OVERFILL IT SO YOU END UP SWALLOWING LIKE A QUARTER OF THE STUFF AND GAGGING BECAUSE YOU’RE LITERALLY DEEP THROATING A PLASTIC TRAY AND THIS FUCKIN. PUDDING TEETH GLUE

[stability]

(photo via helloheyi)

[thechanelmuse]

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Yes!!!!

[wildbythebeach]

october 31st: HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCK YEAH SPOOKY AF

november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS TINGLING RING DING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOO

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[afrikunt]

I moved to another city on a whim and got a job straight away so forreal good luck to people out there looking I hope you get the same luck

[just-shower-thoughts]

What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?

[fruitsgardens]

i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!

[seriousfic]

Tumblr is so awful. You have all these people making up obviously fake stories for attention and no one pays any mind to the real heroes, like me, who beat up a volcano.

[dikubutto]

why is nobody talking about this