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This is the money butt.

It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.

corncobjelly

money butt god bless

justchisa

I have never seen a money butt before

erflump

All hail Butt Money

mortalsfool

*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!

cosmikazie

NEVER KILL YOURSELF

thelaughingmuse

I miss some Tumblr things.

As is the way of a community, its stories ebb and flow in popularity. Some have a long period of interest and expansion, and then they slowly lose their social traction and people stop adding little bitzenpiecen. Sometimes the author wrote some stories and then their interest went elsewhere. Sometimes the Neat Thing was only ever a one-shot, a hit off the cosmic deck.

But I still miss them.

thelaughingmuse

I found Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve, in full, on AO3. (I fucking love AO3.)

I can't find the Evil Mart stories. I think there were only the two...or maybe three? They were definitely on Tumblr. The author had at least two Tumblr blogs, and I followed them both. They had several stories that I enjoyed, but most were one-shots. The Evil Mart stories actually had a flow-through narrative, though they could definitely stand each on their own. Does anyone know where those stories are? (A superstore that catered primarily to supervillains, henchmen, and the like. Stories told from the POV of a clerk who worked there.)

imjusthereforthefanfic2

Am I the only one who hopes when you make your inquisitor in Veilguard, depending on your romance, you get a little trinket? Like having a Dragons tooth necklace if you romanced the Iron Bull or a ring if you got married.

wildcardgal

As someone who ALWAYS saves the ring from my city elf husband-to-be's body and ALWAYS wears it for the critical battles, I second this so hard.

creations-by-chaosfay

I was curious about what my wage and time, plus materials, would bring the cost of a foundation paper pieced and handquilted king size quilt to...and...

Okay, anyone willing to pay this amount will be enough to convince to make something this...outrageous. it'll close commissions for a year or two, and require frequent breaks so I don't burnout.

$23,800 USD.

$27× 900 hours + cost of materials (batting alone will be $200, 25 yards of fabric will be about what i need, i'll kill several rotary blades with all the cutting, and likely go through at least two spools of thread) = final cost

That amount of money will be what it takes to convince me to make this. If you're willing to pay for one of these now, hmu. I'll make the listing.

If you want just a king size quilt top, that's still $6150 USD. I'll need around 25 yards of fabric, a couple spools of thread (or a cone), and two to three rotary blades. This will take around 200 hours for traditional piecing. Foundation paper piecing will add another 100-200 hours easily because I have to print each section of each block, cut them out, fold along the seam lines, cut all the fabric, sew the fabric to the paper, press each seam, trim, rinse and repeat many times, sew the blocks together, remove the paper (sooooo many pieces), make the rows, and sew the rows together. So foundation paper piecing will bring the top to $11,650. For just the quilt top.

If you're 100% certain you want a king size quilt, and you're able to pay, let me know. I'll put the commission listing up for you, and promptly close commissions until further notice.

Money is good incentive.

creations-by-chaosfay

It's 100% okay to reblog this. People need to understand why textile/fiber arts, quilts in this case, are so expensive.

The prices you see on Etsy? The $200 king size quilts and $150 queen size quilts? That's sweatshop pricing. Some of those quilt postings aren't even real. I've seen my own work listed there, priced absurdly low, and have had to file reports and claims about those listings.

Most textile/fiber art is done by hand. Keep that in mind. Remember what a liveable wage is. Do you intend to pay yourself minimum wage? Are you really that kind of manager? I'm not.

wildcardgal

I used to quilt. Quilting is both an art and a labour of significant love. It is beyond "time consuming", it is ALL consuming. And artists are worthy of their pay. Don't steal from them.

alivehouse

need to fall down this rabbit hole immediately.

alivehouse

Visit Original Link

PLEASE listen to these fucking sounds (credit)

swankyangles

Oh shit that's so fucking cool. Those sounds are the actual "dead satellite" transmissions,

wildcardgal

This is ... I don't know what this is but it is necessary.

#dead satellites

calmdowngorgeous

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

wildcardgal

Libraries are the only public space left where you can just exist without paying for it.

acrownofpeaches

“But Fairyland is an old place, and old things have strange hungers.”

— Catherynne M. Valente, The Girl Who Circumnavigated Fairyland in a Ship of Her Own Making (via roseirani)

wildcardgal

I think I need to find that book.

ierotits

did you learn to cook in school and are you from the usa

usa and didnt learn to cook

usa and learnt to cook

not usa and didnt learn to cook

not usa and learnt to cook

see results

Voting ended onMar 8, 2023

keep seeing posts saying kids should learn to cook at school...I assumed home ec was compulsory everywhere

feel free to put in the tags how much specifically. we did cooking classes between ages 12 and 14, and learnt a range of stuff from basic meals, cooking skills like chopping veggies, baking, etc

wildcardgal

I had both. My mom taught me plain cooking and plain sewing, Home Ec taught budgeting and scheduling.

America ...

holy fucking shit, I’m so sorry.

#abortion #abortion rights

sandersstudies

So I kept telling my husband to stop unfolding his clean clothes and leaving them on the floor, and he insisted he wasn’t doing any of that even though I had the evidence.

Just found the cat pulling t-shirts out of his drawer, which had been left slightly ajar. The culprit has escalated from trashcan crimes and is trying to cause upset in my marriage now.

sandersstudies

I discovered the ruse a bit faster than the former but she ALSO pulls clothes off the hangers by trying to “climb” them so she can sit on the top closet shelf.

sandersstudies

HOMEWRECKER

titimylove

get her a cat tower, she wants to be tall

sandersstudies

She HAS a cat tower it’s the tallest one the store had

And she has LOTS of toys and many snackies she has NO reason to cause mischief except her own bastardly motivation.

vixen-uchiha

She has a reason and that reason is because she is a cat

wildcardgal

One of ours does that too. No sock is safe from her.

frogayyyy

imagine you start watching this new show and it’s a silly little show about space set in the future then they announce the next season so you wait excitedly for five months and finally it’s here… you all sit round the tv and suddenly one of the main characters who is known for being unemotional starts going mad because of “biology…” and you slowly realise that he needs to have sex or he’s going to die so the other main character risks his entire career to help him out then they start ‘wrestling’ on the sand and the one going through the mating fever ends up killing the other guy which ends the fever but now he’s depressed because he just killed his best friend but wait he’s not actually dead the unemotional one is overjoyed everything’s fine and then they go back to work like nothing happened… you look at everyone else sitting in stunned silence thinking “did any one else think that was a little… yknow” then you accidentally start modern fandom and shipping culture

dduane

That’s exactly how it happened, as I recall… :)

wildcardgal

Oh hell yes. Star Trek is responsible for SO MUCH of my sexual identity.

glisteringlord

studies have found including eyes on signs or walls significantly deters nearby crime

indigobluerose

jebus that would deter nearby anything

moriahbard

So what you’re saying is we should all traverse life beneath the watchful eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckleburg

wadebramwilson

I think Dr Eckleburg's eyes have proven themselves ineffective, mate

wildcardgal

I want to stab that.

unpretty

Like we needed another reason to love libraries: with book bans ramping up in school systems around the country, the Brooklyn Public Library

Right now, and for a “limited time,” anyone in the United States between the age of 13 and 21 can apply for a free Brooklyn Public Library eCard, which gives access to 350,000 eBooks, 200,000 audiobooks, and online databases.

Teens who want to apply for the free eCard can send an email to [email protected] or a message to @bklynfuture on Instagram.

dduane

…Expect me to reblog this every time I see it.

wildcardgal

I am not a teen or even in the US but this is a great thing! If you can use it, please do.

Hello wildcardgal ! You ask me send videos ?