(Insert original and/or funny name here)

I'm Stephen and I have no idea what I'm doing with my life. All I know is that there's a light on in Chicago and I know I should be home. Casual retrogamer. I reblog anything that makes me the slightest bit happy. Highly awkward Ask for snapchat

[pinsir]

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

[justbadpuns]

Only bae I will ever have

[sassybananagardenartisan]

[memeclassheroes]

[wtf-fun-factss]

Maurice Sendak’s classic Where The Wild Things Are was originally titled Where The Wild Horses Are but Maurice realized he was unable to draw horses. – WTF Fun Facts

Source: https://www.theguardian.com/childrens-books-site/2016/mar/29/10-wild-facts-about-maurice-sendaks-where-the-wild-things-are

[stereofeathers]

What I expected moving to texas: oh hm, cowboy boot... steak..,? the ole' prairie. youve been invited to,come lasso a tumbleweed,! 'howdy there sherriff' as a tramp stamp tattoo. Sweet teA hp potion... country girls make do

What I got when I moved to texas: i cant really leave the house bc theres about 20-30 of these big blue crabs that came up from their underground tunnels bc of the wet and rainy weather all standing on the patio having a fucking clawnference meeting

[kamenridercasey]

[whitmanic]

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

[alexoun-blog1]

This post makes me want to rob you

[whitmanic]

What and earn all of ten dollars?

[blackqueerblog]

Am i the only one taking notes just in case?

[bluelivesaintshit]

Americans joke about living in a cyperpunk dystopia but chinese protesters are going 1for1 with censor bots in order to spread info, engineering anti facial recognition solutions daily, and running pop up resistance bases out of ghost towns we will never be on that level here lmao

[averruncusho]

International outrage is important. We’ll never survive our totalitarian governments if we don’t help each other, regardless of culture.

[alchemy-deactivated20210904]

incredible how "the hungry deserve food" and “the sick deserve medicine” are radical communist beliefs in 2017

[dr-im0tep]

“When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a communist.” Hélder Câmara

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hydro-homies]

Can confirm this

[meckamecha]

Modern laundry sauce doesn’t cause color leaching like old laundry sauce did

[starlightandtears]

…..call it something else

[glyndaliker]

“ur cat looks like naruto”

[im-thrown]

this is asmr

[strangersea]

This seems like your kind of content @master-bruce-wayne

[milf-zone]

This is 100% my kind of content

[retrogamingblog]

The hero Hyrule deserves

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[meringutan]

Made a Kirby copy abilities gif this time with the Smash 64 roster hats :D You can see which Kirb you get by screenshotting the gif!

[retrogamingblog]

NHK, a Japanese news program, has revealed documents from Satoshi Tajiri’s original pitch to Nintendo for Pokemon, which was called Capsule Monsters at the time. The 1990 portfolio was illustrated by Ken Sugimori, who went on to become the art director for the Pokemon series.

[akumanorobin]

Vinny sees an Enderman for the first time

[laniexcubitor]

He said Ö