wildfarts

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[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[dogpuppy]

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[baddadjokez]

We have two unwritten rules here:

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2.

[quinoaphoenicks]

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

[teaboot]

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[wildfarts]

if you claim to love unconditional yet praise your own contradictions, there’s a special place in crawdad hell for ya’ll

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[dragon-in-a-fez]

either cleaning supplies should be free or dirt should have to pay rent

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[redstonedust]

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

[redstonedust]

gender affirming care is great but they should invent juice that makes you taller. what do i do if my my transition goal is slenderman. will i ever be satisfied.

[studentofetherium]

columns of kelp underwater are so gorgeous. absolutely one of my favorite things in the natural world

[studentofetherium]

these are equal parts underwater city and underwater forest

[siratonin]

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

[siratonin]

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

[signedthemoon]

— isa b. this survival hasn't been soft