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pinkpy

Dende no La Croix

(+ Bonus!)

pinkpy

they're dead now

anexperimentallife

anonymoustypewriter

Having screaming fits of rage on occasion where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

musicalhell

Also have screaming fits of joy where you wave your arms around all higgilty piggilty

escuerzoresucitado

wildlythoughtfulsquid

Ok but we all thought this right???

officialelizabeth-deactivated20

I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

officialelizabeth-deactivated20

okay, good to know

well, so you see-

officialelizabeth-deactivated20

I’M

THE HIGHWAYMAN

nicodranas

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

dogkin

These comments are breaking me

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Tumblr user @/dimensionaldoktor said “Goblin learns they have a racist sword”

Tumblr user @/catgirlforeskin said “flash forward 30 sessions and there’s a very dramatic death scene where we see the light in the sword go out in the middle of a fight”

Tumblr user @/pageofrage612 said “Omg imagine some day some shapeshifter tries to pretend to be the goblin and the sword doesn’t glow for them and the party all knows now, that’d be so cool”

Tumblr user @/tyrannosaurus-trainwreck said “Why...why would the people who made my sword enchant it to detect goblins?”

Tumblr user @/regularly-pruned said “Sword, (capslock) made (end capslock) by a racist.”

Tumblr user @/thankchaosforspellcheck said “plot twist: the sword is racist towards everyone else, it only glows for goblins because it likes them”

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plaguedocboi

I’m crying over this picture

zukriuchen

there they are

elitefourkylewantstobattle

spacemancharisma

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

uranodioning

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

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[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

shittilydrawing

the game is called copy-reigen-when-he’s-not-lookin and dimple started it

shittilydrawing

here is my most pg family friendly post that i still really like even tho i didnt know how to draw serizawa yet

plodipoppy

did… did she really say that? iconic

“Excuse You, i am Black and i Fuck”

koalastick

Best part: this was improv.

George wasn’t supposed to have a line there, he was supposed to brandish the sword, grab her and leave. George decided to ad-lib a line because he thought it was funny and that it was in character. So Nichelle had no idea that George was about to say anything. They start the take, George leaps over there, grabs her and says his line. And Nichelle Nichols, not Lt Uhura, looks at him with That Look on Her Face, and in two iconic words lets the world know what she and Lt Uhura are about.

trekheritageposts

star trek heritage post (February 20th, 2019)

falsedetective

i am actually howling. what the Fuck

thebibliosphere

The unidentified lawyer, from a law firm that worked for Trump in the 1990s, visited the former president at Trump Tower after he refused to pay, according to The Guardian. “Trump made some apologetic noises. Then he said: ‘I’m not going to pay your bill. I’m going to give you something more valuable,’” Enrich wrote, per The Guardian. The former president then “rummaged around in a filing cabinet” and pulled out a deed to a horse supposedly worth $5 million. “Once he regained the capacity for speech,” the lawyer reportedly said, “This isn’t the 1800s. You can’t pay me with a horse.” -The Hill.com

I had to look this up because I refused to believe it wasn't satire and, no. This is actually a thing he did in the 90s. Good grief.

soberscientistlife

Teach your children how to deal with emotions in a constructive way. I wish I had done this with my children.

writeouswriter

crtter

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE LITTLE GUY

crtter

NOOOOOOOOOOO

crtter

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

stabbyflower

To clarify: slavery as "punishment for a crime" is legal across the US. These 5 states are voting on making it ACTUALLY illegal, even in prisons.

These are NOT the 5 states I'd have expected to be on the forefront of "make slavery actually really truly illegal" and it's a GOOD thing they're trying to do.

So go vote if you can.