Side Quests Of A Goose

[permetscore]

forget-me-not

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[mandrake-arya]

This is exactly their dynamic isn't it

[renjihoe]

What’s worse than being stupid? Anyone got answers??

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[inkpressedpetals]

this is what best friends are for.

[swagophile]

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

[most-sane-classicist]

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

[sm-64-luigi]

fuck you I’m’a keeping my pride profile photo on’a for another month because It’s’a MY MONTH NOW!!!

HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE! LET’S’A CELEBRATE WITH THE’A SIGN LANGUAGE FOR APPLAUSE OR’A GOLF CLAPS!!! OR’A ANY OTHER WAY TO’A REPLICATE APPLAUSE QUIETLY

[sm-64-luigi]

fuck you I’m’a keeping my pride profile photo on’a for another month because It’s’a MY MONTH NOW!!!

HAPPY DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE! LET’S’A CELEBRATE WITH THE’A SIGN LANGUAGE FOR APPLAUSE OR’A GOLF CLAPS!!! OR’A ANY OTHER WAY TO’A REPLICATE APPLAUSE QUIETLY

[kosmogrl]

[nihilisticlinguistics]

adulthood notes:

The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.

The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.

The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.

The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.

The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.

The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.

[the-haiku-bot]

The Rodeo Rule:

you only have to do it

for the first time once.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[pyrrhuria]

i dont knowwwwww

[homunculus-argument]

Those who think that wisdom and whimsy are mutually exclusive have neither. It's vitally important to do the right thing when the consequences are dire, and to do a whole bunch of utterly frivolous silly dumb shit when it doesn't matter what you do.

[localcryptidsteg]

Often, the wise thing must be disguised as silly frivolous dumb shit in order to actually work