Will Fight Zombies For Food

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Today on: did Minecraft use to have a setting option where it placed a bunch of weird-ass visual filters on your game or did I just hallucinate it?

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Less formidable gorgon sister whose gaze changes victims’ names to Petra.

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The Dutifully Takes Out Glasses For Every Little Thing to "How much do I need to see, REALLY" pipeline

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Today’s crime against language: pronouncing “potage” so it rhymes with “hokage”.

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Level 1: I know what your dick looks like because we are lovers Level 2: I know what your dick looks like because we’re friends with benefits Level 3: I know what your dick looks like because we’re comfortable enough to be in the nude around each other Level 4: I know what your dick looks like because you told me you had visual contributions to Wikipedia’s ejaculation article and I didn’t believe you

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It has occurred to me that Mewtwo and Mew, when you really get down to it, are Pokémon Garfield and Odie.

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AGAB (Assigned Genre at Birth)

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AGAB (Assigned Game Master at Birth)

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Character who treats the absurd, world-ending bullshit constantly happening around them will all the long-sufferingness of a secretary. 

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Vampire frat party playing a game of blood pong.

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Sudden realization that the /tp command proves geocentrism canon in Minecraft.

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Weaning myself off of Tumblr by using the Pride palette as a natural headache inducer to reduce time spent on the website.

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The instant I exit Minecraft’s UI and am looking for block textures for a 3D modeling project, all the new names disappear from my head

POLISHED… SOMETHING. ANDESITE? DORITE? GOOGLE SEARCH MINECRAFT POLISHED RED BLOCK. NOT SANDSTONE THOUGH. LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE GRANITE. MAYBE I CAN USE A PHOTO OF GRANITE FOR THE TEXTURE.

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SEA BLOCK.... DARK GREEN SEA BLOCK. OR MAYBE IT'S TURQOISE. IT IS GREEN. AND YOU FIND IT IN THE OCEAN. HOW IS THIS NOT GETTING ME RESULTS.

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The instant I exit Minecraft’s UI and am looking for block textures for a 3D modeling project, all the new names disappear from my head

POLISHED... SOMETHING. ANDESITE? DORITE? GOOGLE SEARCH MINECRAFT POLISHED RED BLOCK. NOT SANDSTONE THOUGH. LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE GRANITE. MAYBE I CAN USE A PHOTO OF GRANITE FOR THE TEXTURE.

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and you know what would be fun? if we put out the sun we're coming to get you

- "fight gods", the garages (the garages kill the gods)

You know a really interesting Blaseball tidbit is that this pair of lyrics, written in season 2 and solely referring to the blackout weather, ended up coming true in Season 10 when the black hole triggered preemptively in the title bout between the Crabs and Shoe Thieves before the last fight with The Peanut.

THE CRABS ACCUMULATE 10 THE SUN COLLAPSES THE MOON IS SWALLOWED THE BLACK HOLE FORMS SUN 2 RISES

Entirely on accident, but Blaseball's best stories are by chance.

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Who the hell is Rolland Wright and why is he such a prolific board game designer?

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Playing Blaseball is just like: "Too many people kept stanning our catboy, and he got so full of himself he had to be locked away."

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