all the ancient dragon age blogs on June 9 2024
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all the ancient dragon age blogs on June 9 2024
eivor was inconsolable when hytham then told her that giraffes don’t spawn naturally in england, and have to be modded in
interesting dragon age party compositions or dynamics
(solas | sten): team ‘if you thought fenris and anders were bad’
(zevran | isabela | dorian): the we’re queer we’re here but god at what cost party
(morrigan | anders | solas): the asshole apostates party party
(shale | dorian): team uses snark to hide crippling fears of being controlled and stripped of agency and you thought this was going to be funny yoU THOUGHT THIS WAS A JOKE
(alistair | dorian): team it is a joke
(isabela | leliana | sera): the *thinks about ladies* nice party
(blackwall | anders | alistair): the has very different opinions about grey wardens grey warden party
(velanna | solas): team we hate each other so much but at least we have occasional shared moments of elitism to keep us warm
(cassandra | isabela | aveline): the talks about selfishness a lot but secretly shares smutty romance novels party
(carver | sten): team bit of a tit
(cassandra | morrigan | sebastian): the let’s talk about faith… or better yet maybe not party
(cole | aveline): team play nice or else
(fenris | iron bull | dorian): the fuck the vints and also fuck the vints party
(fenris | dorian): team dorian tried to laugh it off but now he’s dead
(zevran | anders | morrigan): the playfully irreverent asshole party
(cole | anders): team anders has been tortured and abused and hurt and is in so much pain and cole is the only one that cares and he just wants to help and now he’s crying and im crying everyone is crying. also fuck the templars
(aveline | wynne): team benevolently judgmental team mom
Dragon age
i think it was great of bioware to make inquisition a 60 hour game about a lesbian and her lumberjack friend picking up girls in taverns… so i gave them friendship necklaces
I can’t stand… book culture. One time someone got me a canvas bag that was like “Books + Tea = Perfect Day” and I drove to goodwill with that shit so fast
Most books suck. Most books are goddamn awful or utterly extraneous. Don’t get me wrong, I think we’re deeply lucky to live in a world where most books can vanish without us losing anything culturally or intellectually, rather than a world where books are so scarce that a single person might own like twelve in a lifetime. But still. Books are easy to aestheticize as Magical Portals of Adventure and Whimsy if you only read maybe two genres
AH! Words for that whole… situation.
I work at a public library and book culture there is nauseating. Not really among the other employees (though we’ve had a few come through over the years), but the patrons?
Oh god the patrons. Most of the people who check out books are just regular people who like reading. I even have patrons who L O V E to read, and who spend a majority of their free time reading or discussing books, they’re part of multiple book clubs, they always bring a big bag and leave with it full. They aren’t the Book Culture People.
Book Culture People loudly announce that they’re so surprised that there are children who know what books are!
They act affronted when I mention our ebook service, and scoff at the idea that anyone could enjoy reading from a screen instead of off the page!
They are personally offended that publishers hire actors to read the books for audio versions, because they feel that “audio books cheapen the experience of reading” and “audio books are cheating”!
They have to proclaim their fetish for ‘real’ books, whether through tacky tote bags, weird quote filled pinterest boards and social media posts, or awkwardly shoehorning unimpressive humblebrags about all the classics that they’re reading into unrelated conversations with tired library assistants.
They’re terrible, and I resent them because I fear being grouped with them by the nature of my field.
I was literally just talking about a friend whose classmate in her library science program was bragging because she didn’t use any digital resources for her final paper because she “respected books too much.” It’s such a bizarre attitude for anyone, much less an aspiring librarian, to have
I’ve also been approached by people while I read in public who are like “Oh my GOSH it’s so GOOD to see other people who READ nowadays!! Honestly I just have NO hope for our generation” and it’s like, first of all if you’re a reader you should know the last thing anyone wants is to be interrupted by a stranger for unnecessary conversation, and second please shut up holy crap
Oh god, I’ve heard that one before.
Hating accessible books and shunning technology is basically the antithesis of modern librarianship.
I don’t get the ebook hate, ebooks are literally just books. You cite ebooks the same way, and depending on the format, you don’t even say they’re ebooks.
It’s a performative, self important approach to something that I genuinely enjoy, and I think it bothers me more than, say, fandom antics, just because it’s so much more common. People get offended when I tell them I don’t read a lot in my down time, that I genuinely prefer audio books, that I’ll skip their recommendations because I don’t share their tastes.
It’s so… boring.
“People don’t reeeeead nowadays, everyone spends all their time looking at their phoooooones”
My dude
The thing that they are looking at
Is words made of text
I remember taking with a friend in HS about how I went through my books and donated a bunch during the weekend, and I was so happy because 1) I have a hard time parting with things because of my lizard brain and 2) I now had space on my shelves and it felt nice! And instead of being a positive or supportive person she just went “ugh, I could never donate any of my books, I love them too much!!!” Like it made her better than me or something ( because that’s just how she was).
FLOWERS lots of flowers because i couldn’t decide which photos i liked best out of these
Giethoorn Netherlands: A Magical Town with No Roads
Walking the big dumb dog
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say
Men will see a mouse and eat it
No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.
A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer
fighting each other/fighting together
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: There is fresh cereal abounds! The dawn brings bowls upon bowls.
Taurus: life is like having an imaginary argument in the shower, you will figure out the correct response, the only question is when.
Gemini: You are like a toilet plunger, necessary, dependable, and 30% rubber.
Cancer: Carry an umbrella with you tomorrow, it won’t rain. You will need it though.
Leo: As you carve the dry salami for your breakfast, meditate on the nature of breakfast and your role in it.
Virgo: The large white crane that you see around your neighborhood is hunting for something and should not be interrupted. Do not meet it eye.
Libra: Your collection of cool knives will be stolen by a prominent member of the australian parliament.
Scorpio: The always-busy middle school by your house has been reliving the same Thursday since 1971.
Sagittarius: All the change in your pocket will be spent on something that will offer only temporary lucidity.
Capricorn: Replace your genitals with a 12 sided lead obelisk. It will bring you luck.
Aquarius: Fate holds you in its feminine yet suprisingly muscular arms.
Pisces: The answer lies within asile six of a supermarket you can only visit while dreaming.
If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY
I was like two classes away from minoring in math and this was still me. Rip.
- У тебя кот или бешеное облачко? - А я ещё сама не поняла.
- У тебя кот или бешеное облачко? - А я ещё сама не поняла.
i had no idea i was so attached to theon greyjoy & his very beautiful redemption arc but as soon as i saw blood dripping from his mouth i was really about to climb through my tv screen just so i could set that smug fucking frostbitten porcupine king on FIRE
all my love, thought and prayers to those in sri lanka.
where are the billionaires now??? three churches were bombed during easter services. where is the outrage and mourning, and signs of support?? 207 people are dead. 207.
the death toll is now at 290, with 500 people injured. the gofundme has less than $20k. white people care about brown tragedies challenge.