writer + procrastinator

it’s Ezra!!

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Bitches will be like “leigh SERVED CUNT in this role” and it’s specs from insidious

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Rewatched saw 7 yesterday, don’t remember this this scene the first time I watched it 😳

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I gotta start being extra funny now that I have willgrahamcumjar following me cant disappoint them

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NO BC I DIDNT SEE THIS UNTIL RIGJT NOW HELLO BESTIE

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I want a spin-off series like ghost adventures but it’s spectral sightings and I want it now

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The thing I love most about leigh whannell horror movies is that he still finds a way to make them funny. And I think that’s what really sets his films apart from others, it’s that ability to break the tension for a second and humanize the characters.

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Same vibes.

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what if we 🧐🧐 went to the saw 😵😵 blood drive 🚑🚑 and donated our blood 💉🩸 to get two free 🤑🤑 saw movie tickets 🎟 🎟 and go to the theatre 🍿🍿 late at night 🌚🌚 and hide snacks in our bags 🍫🍫 and try not to throw up 🙈🙈 and then kiss 😘😘 while watching people get tortured to death 💀💀 haha just kidding…. unless?

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Ranking NBC Hannibal characters by how sassy they are (SPOILERS)

1. Will Graham (obviously)

When he’s not spouting shitty analogies, he literally talks to people like a teenage girl talks to her parents.

Favorite quote: “it’s not very smart to piss of a guy who thinks about killing people for a living”

2. Frederick Chilton

Need I remind you that Chilton literally trademarked “Hannibal the Cannibal”.

Favorite quote: “I would like to remain not dead for the foreseeable future.”

3. Abel Gideon

Killed his wife because he didn’t want to deal with the divorce paperwork...

Favorite quote: *while eating his own leg* “compliments to the chef.”

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I remember when my only worry in New Year's Eve was the Awards season, and waitting that Joaquin and Joker would win everything (or at least, Joaquin).

A blink, and I'm on New Year's Eve, again. I don't know why this year was so short and so fucked up. And I know next year will be similar (at least for me, I have a lot of family problems).

But I'm here just to say that in this year, there was a group of people who made it better. I and just want to thank you all for that. It's hard to me to express what I feel, but everytime I opened Tumblr, you made me smile. And that's a lot.

And I hope we continue with our posts, our stupid comments and everything. You are more my friends than many face-to-face friends I got. I hope this never stops. And I hope this year will be better; at least I know that you all will help.

Thank you to all my followers, and special thanks to @beautifulyoungprospect @winterjasmine007 @darknessisafriend @yoursforeverly @jokerphoenix @joaquinphoenixdaily @jokergirl10491 @thegirlwhosims @the-joaq-is-extra @the-queen-of-things @pocket-clown @mr-joaquin-rafael-phoenix @nothingclown @missrockabilly99 @arthurflleck @jokerflecker @dreamingmaria @kuriphoenix @kaoribriefs @clown-prince-of-pussy @carnivalfleck @centsinclowns @yami-fleck @docsportello-blog1 @we-were-electrocute @moonimagines @reginasansrex (I'm sorry I can't tag everyone)

I LOVE YOU ALL!

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Happy New Year everyone!! I’m so glad to be part of this community and can’t wait to continue writing and making new friends this year ❤️❤️❤️

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I could show you my favorite obsession... 😳

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A very important picture of Joaquin Phoenix 

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What is he doing??? Like wtf

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This is how Rooney pegs him

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Joaquin Phoenix making his fans want to fuck a priest go to church and confess to him.

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proof he gets pegged

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The way he says what are the rules is so cute

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Y'all with that Commodus/Abbé thing and I just can't---

GOD DAMN

@pappodaddy @rosebloodstuffandthangss @clowndaddyfleck @lyoongx @skaravile @dreamingmaria @sagyunaro @just-a-fucking-comedy @spaceinvader @sierraclegane @lemondedeniname @ninathefandomcollector @hvproductions @syvellsworld @beautifulyoungprospect @charlie-sisters @papercut-paranoia @darknessisafriend @winterjasmine007 @writingkitten @reginasansrex @harleyquinnsane2020 @arthurflecc @rexpire @moonimagines ​ @itsthedoctah10 ​ @joaqz-phoenix @docsportello-blog1 @joaquinisart @jokerflecker @the-joaq-is-extra

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Yes sir

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This is how my sleep paralysis demon stands in front of my bed...