I Always Come Back

[william-askton-1932]

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heyyy hi hello welcome. This is a William Afton roleplay blog :)

Admin is a minor so please refrain from nsfw asks. thanks. (suggestive humor is fine!)

IMPORTANT INFO

blog is primarily set in 1986, tho that can vary. also he's lactose intolerant. do with that what you will.

Admin blog is @raccoon-in-a-dumpster :)

MCI askblog is @ask-the-mci <- send love to that one pretty please it's so fun

Teen Mike blog is @mike-not-afton

Tags:

#Afton homophobia arc - please blacklist if you're triggered by blatent homophobia. He's the most homophobic gay man ever. thank!!

#Afton loredrop - little drops of lore about my Afton

#Alcoholism arc - posts that take place while Afton is inebriated

DNI:

basic dni criteria (Zionists, Homophobes, Transphobes, y'know.)

[ask-mr-emily-1933]

oh shit its been 2 years...

I was on a two year dinner date with work.

[william-askton-1932]

You know they say not to mix business with pleasure for a reason, Henry.

[ask-mr-emily-1933]

... And what are you trying to say, Bill?

He'd raise a brow.

[william-askton-1932]

Well, why go on a date with work? There's better dining partners than that. We both know that!

[ask-mr-emily-1933]

oh shit its been 2 years...

I was on a two year dinner date with work.

[william-askton-1932]

You know they say not to mix business with pleasure for a reason, Henry.

[william-askton-1932]

Winter is awful because business always slows after Christmas.

[bunspaceemissary]

thinkin about bunnys

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bunnys on the brain

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bunny time

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how about them bunnys, huh?

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bunnys...

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one bunny, two bunny brown bunny, pink bunny

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bunnys are only ever a hop, skip, and a jump away

[bunspaceemissary]

the bouny…🐇

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bunnys!! don't you see?? bunnys!!

[bunspaceemissary]

hey, don't worry. bnunubies ok?

[bunspaceemissary]

buuuuuuuuunnniiiiiiiiiiiies come out to plaaaayaaaay

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everyone loves bunnies!!

[bunspaceemissary]

"bunny" kinda looks like ascii art of a bunny with a hind leg kicked out

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bunny spelled backwards is bunny

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some say that there are as many as 40 bunnys for every person on earth

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bunny

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life is meaningless without bunnys

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bunnys will never lie to you

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bunny bun bunny

bunny bun bun bun bunny

bun bunny wabby

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bunnies in spring

bunnies in summer

bunnies in winter and fall

bunnies i love them all

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bunnies that are brown

bunnies that are white

bunnies that are funny and bright

bunnies in grey

bunnies in black

bunnies always have your back

[bunspaceemissary]

if u hug a bunny it'll love u for at least 10 minutes

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do u love the color of the bunny

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nobody know where bunny come from

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bnuuy bnuny byun bunny bun

there are so many ways to spell bunny!!

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theres nothing bunny cant do

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logging into the bunternet to look at bunny buns

[william-askton-1932]

Omg are you ok? I'm so sorry that happened. It happened to a bunch of other accounts too. It happened to mine.

Just keep blocking people and I'm so sorry people are insensitive

ooc: yea, alas, these things happen on the double u double u double u. grmacing.

[william-askton-1932]

Hey everyone! Just a reminder that the man behind this blog is in fact, a child! Please do not send me overly sexual asks, and more importantly,

Please do NOT send me asks calling me the hard r

thaaaank you so much

[crimethinc]

ICE is attacking immigrants for now, but their goal is to subjugate all of us. Fighting for our neighbors today is a way of fighting for ourselves tomorrow.

Map the infrastructure that ICE depends on. Publicize their vulnerabilities. Popularize simple, reproducible ways to impose consequences every time that ICE inflicts harm on a community. Don't just react to their attacks—choose the time and place of confrontations. Take the initiative.

https://crimethinc.com/zines/seven-steps-to-stop-ice

"If we know, and do nothing, we are worse than the murderers hired in our name.

"If we know, then we must fight for your life as though it were our own—which it is—and render impassable with our bodies the corridor to the gas chamber. For, if they take you in the morning, they will be coming for us that night."

-James Baldwin, writing to Angela Davis while she was in captivity, November 19, 1970

[william-askton-1932]

I just shit myself

I don't think I needed to know this.

[william-askton-1932]

Hi, William.

I need a favor.

Can I stab someone?

Now?

1. No?? Why???

2. Why on EARTH are you asking ME? Is it because I'm English???

[william-askton-1932]

the leaves will photosynthesize and give you oxygen Of Course. until you’ve Eaten them all so be Wise.

???

I don't understand this.

[william-askton-1932]

I want to put you into a jar and give you little leaves to munch on

Thank you? I'd hope the lid has air holes, though.

[william-askton-1932]

I can recall the time Henry called me "bunny" as a sweet pet-name sort of thing and I got so dizzy I nearly passed out.

[william-askton-1932]

No clue what these are. The second one looks vaguely like what my youngest would draw during what I now believe was some sort of psychotic episode.

[aciddbandyeentrio]

bro I'm dead

[william-askton-1932]

I don't think you'd be able to type if you were dead.

[william-askton-1932]

No clue what these are. The second one looks vaguely like what my youngest would draw during what I now believe was some sort of psychotic episode.

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[uranodioning]

[caption] driver, muttering: god damnit, it’s paul. driver, at full volume: mornin’ paul! paul, cheerfully: the world will be reduced to ash! driver, muttering again: jesus christ that guy creeps me out. [/caption]

[lauf-aiya-rson-deactivated20190]

[additionally the driver is brian david gilbert, paul is a skeleton sitting on a bench with its arm sticking in the air, and the voice of paul is also brian david gilbert]

[meangirlnurse]

i wish AO3 had, like, an option to tag certain characters as “main characters” or “side characters” because if you try to find fics about an unpopular character through their tag you end up browsing through like 3000 fics where one sentence mentions them scratching their ass in the background and that’s it