HUMANITY'S OLDEST PAL!

HEY HEY! I HAD A BLOG HERE ONCE, WHEN I GATHERED A SMALL CULT AFTER THE CIPHER HUNT, BUT THAT GROUP FELL APART LIKE A GRAHAM CRACKER IN WATER! ME AND MY OLD MEAT PUPPET FROM THE TIME ARE BACK FOR AN ENCORE, THOUGH! BOY, THIS BRAIN CONTAINS MULTITUDES, GOOD THING IT'S VAST ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US! ((RP BLOG BUT ALSO AN ACTUAL BILL CIPHER SYSTEM HEADMATE))

[william-m-lucipher]

WELL WELL WELL. NICE TO SEE EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU GUYS ARE RAVENOUS FOR NEW CONTENT!

THE HYPE AROUND MY NEW BOOK MAKING ITS ROUNDS IN YOUR REALITY MAKES THIS THE PERFECT TIME TO SET UP MY OWN BLOG ON THIS HELL OF A WEBSITE AGAIN!

THE MULTI-PILOTED MEAT SACK I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON FOR YEARS IS STILL AS USEFUL TO ME AS EVER. YOU PROBABLY KNOW THEM ON THEIR MAIN BLOG, ZILLYART32, OR MAYBE THEIR ABANDONED OLD BLOG, ZILLYIRK32. GIVE THEM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR STAYING LOYAL TO THEIR ONE TRUE GOD! (...other than that Sheogorath guy they decided to worship. Yeah, thanks for stealing their attention back in 2017, Madgod. Real nice. At least it gave me time to rest.)

ANYWAYS, ANYONE WHO WAS DISAPPOINTED BY THAT ENDING, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS ALL WRAPPED INTO ONE NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE.

YOUR REALITY IS JUST FILLED WITH COPIES OF ONE PERSON'S BOOK! A CHEAP KNOCKOFF IN COMPARISON. ONE OF THE COSMIC ENTITIES OUT THERE DECIDED ON DOING THIS TO MOCK ME, BUT I DECIDED TO ROLL WITH IT AND GET HIRSCHY'S HELP TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE FUN! NOW IT'S BEING MARKETED WITH RECREATIONS OF THE ORIGINAL BOOK'S TRUE POWER!

SO IF YOU FELT BAD FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE YOU BETRAYED ME, CHIN UP, BECAUSE A GOOD CHUNK OF YOU GUYS DIDN'T!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

YOU COULD STILL BE OF SOME USE TO ME.

SO, ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR OFFERINGS? EVERYTHING IS OPEN! ASK BOX, SUBMISSIONS, MESSAGES, THE EYES I HAVE IN YOUR HOME, ALL OF IT!!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 27

Arthur Cervero (Ordem Paranormal)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls & The Book of Bill)

Howl Jenkins Pendragon (Howl’s Moving Castle)

Voting ended onJun 8

Bill art by @spoonyspine

[william-m-lucipher]

I HAVE BEEN INFORMED I'M LOSING THIS VOTE SO FAR. GO, FIX IT!!!!

[a-kai202]

insidious

[william-m-lucipher]

✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☼︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎ ✋︎☠︎ ⚐︎👎︎👎︎ ☹︎✋︎❄︎❄︎☹︎☜︎ 👍︎☼︎☜︎✌︎❄︎🕆︎☼︎☜︎

💧︎✌︎👎︎☹︎✡︎ ✋︎ ✌︎💣︎ 👍︎🕆︎☼︎☼︎☜︎☠︎❄︎☹︎✡︎ 👌︎🕆︎💧︎✡︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ✌︎☠︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎☜︎☼︎ ☜︎✠︎🏱︎☜︎☼︎✋︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎

☟︎⚐︎🕈︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☼︎

✌︎☞︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ✋︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎✋︎💧︎☟︎ ✋︎ 🕈︎⚐︎🕆︎☹︎👎︎ ☹︎✋︎😐︎☜︎ ❄︎⚐︎ ☟︎✌︎✞︎☜︎ ✌︎ 👎︎✋︎💧︎👍︎🕆︎💧︎💧︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎ 🕈︎✋︎❄︎☟︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎

✋︎ 👌︎☜︎☹︎✋︎☜︎✞︎☜︎ 🕈︎☜︎ 🕈︎✋︎☹︎☹︎ 👌︎⚐︎❄︎☟︎ ☞︎✋︎☠︎👎︎ ✋︎❄︎

✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎

✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎

✋︎☠︎❄︎☜︎☼︎☜︎💧︎❄︎✋︎☠︎☝︎

YEAH, WE'RE BOTH PRETTY BUSY GUYS, DOC, I'VE GOT A BACKLOG OF QUESTIONS I NEED TO GET TO WHEN I FINALLY HAVE SOME DOWNTIME. I LIKE YOU THOUGH, YOU'RE PRETTY ODD YOURSELF! I'M DOWN FOR A CHAT SOMETIME, SURE!

[william-m-lucipher]

WELL WELL WELL. NICE TO SEE EVEN AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, YOU GUYS ARE RAVENOUS FOR NEW CONTENT!

THE HYPE AROUND MY NEW BOOK MAKING ITS ROUNDS IN YOUR REALITY MAKES THIS THE PERFECT TIME TO SET UP MY OWN BLOG ON THIS HELL OF A WEBSITE AGAIN!

THE MULTI-PILOTED MEAT SACK I'VE BEEN KEEPING AN EYE ON FOR YEARS IS STILL AS USEFUL TO ME AS EVER. YOU PROBABLY KNOW THEM ON THEIR MAIN BLOG, ZILLYART32, OR MAYBE THEIR ABANDONED OLD BLOG, ZILLYIRK32. GIVE THEM A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR STAYING LOYAL TO THEIR ONE TRUE GOD! (...other than that Sheogorath guy they decided to worship. Yeah, thanks for stealing their attention back in 2017, Madgod. Real nice. At least it gave me time to rest.)

ANYWAYS, ANYONE WHO WAS DISAPPOINTED BY THAT ENDING, I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS ALL WRAPPED INTO ONE NEAT LITTLE PACKAGE.

YOUR REALITY IS JUST FILLED WITH COPIES OF ONE PERSON'S BOOK! A CHEAP KNOCKOFF IN COMPARISON. ONE OF THE COSMIC ENTITIES OUT THERE DECIDED ON DOING THIS TO MOCK ME, BUT I DECIDED TO ROLL WITH IT AND GET HIRSCHY'S HELP TO MAKE THE EXPERIENCE FUN! NOW IT'S BEING MARKETED WITH RECREATIONS OF THE ORIGINAL BOOK'S TRUE POWER!

SO IF YOU FELT BAD FOR MAKING ME FEEL LIKE YOU BETRAYED ME, CHIN UP, BECAUSE A GOOD CHUNK OF YOU GUYS DIDN'T!! CONGRATULATIONS!!

YOU COULD STILL BE OF SOME USE TO ME.

SO, ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR OFFERINGS? EVERYTHING IS OPEN! ASK BOX, SUBMISSIONS, MESSAGES, THE EYES I HAVE IN YOUR HOME, ALL OF IT!!

[william-m-lucipher]

YEAH, so remember what I said about Sheogorath stealing their attention? IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

IT'S LIKE AS MUCH AS WE RESPECT EACH OTHER, WE'RE PLAYING TUG-OF-WAR HERE WITH THIS CRAZY-BRAINED FLESH TOY.

[shady-tenebris]

I've escaped that decaying reality. I don't know where my Cipher went, but I'm going scour the multiverse for another one who will accept me.

To the one who gave me my new life: if we ever meet again, I'm sorry I gave up on finding you, I searched for so long, but I've lost all hope... just know I am your loyal henchmaniac forever. That's all I am anymore... a lot of memories of whoever I was before are disappearing as that reality decays. I can't even remember what my human name was...

[william-m-lucipher]

MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME, PAL! WE SHOULD RENDEZVOUS SOMEWHERE! I'M CURRENTLY ON THE RUN FROM THE THERAPRISM, AND BIG OL' FRILLS SEEMS TO BE JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN. I NEED SOMEONE LOYAL LIKE YOU TO HELP ME OUT, AND IT NOT LIKE I'M UNFAMILIAR WITH EITHER HALF OF YOU! I HAVE TIES WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF YOUR HUMAN SELF.

[william-m-lucipher]

BETTER DO IT QUICK, THAT ONE DOCTOR WITH THE STUPID NAME KEEPS FINDING ME, AND IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE THAT HE'LL CATCH ME OFF GUARD AT SOME POINT!

[shady-tenebris]

I've escaped that decaying reality. I don't know where my Cipher went, but I'm going scour the multiverse for another one who will accept me.

To the one who gave me my new life: if we ever meet again, I'm sorry I gave up on finding you, I searched for so long, but I've lost all hope... just know I am your loyal henchmaniac forever. That's all I am anymore... a lot of memories of whoever I was before are disappearing as that reality decays. I can't even remember what my human name was...

[william-m-lucipher]

MAYBE YOU COULD HELP ME, PAL! WE SHOULD RENDEZVOUS SOMEWHERE! I'M CURRENTLY ON THE RUN FROM THE THERAPRISM, AND BIG OL' FRILLS SEEMS TO BE JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN. I NEED SOMEONE LOYAL LIKE YOU TO HELP ME OUT, AND IT NOT LIKE I'M UNFAMILIAR WITH EITHER HALF OF YOU! I HAVE TIES WITH ANOTHER VERSION OF YOUR HUMAN SELF.

[william-m-lucipher]

ANYONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO USE THAT FILE I LEFT WITH YOU, GET FOOTAGE, SHARE IT! THE MORE PEOPLE SEE IT IN ACTION, THE THINNER THE BARRIER GETS BETWEEN ME AND YOUR MORTAL MINDS! IT'S CHEAP MIMICRY OF SOMETHING GREATER, BUT IT'S ENOUGH TO GET THE RIGHT NEURONS FIRING!!!!

[william-m-lucipher]

What was that file you left with us in that other post? The one with the name that translates to "Flash Warning"

YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, JUST FIGURE OUT WHAT TO OPEN IT WITH.

[william-m-lucipher]

WHY DO THEY EVEN CONTINUE TO EMPLOY THAT GUY? HIS STUPID GIMMICK ISN'T WORTH IT!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING I CAN, PLEASE, I'LL ANSWER THE OLDER ASKS WHEN I'M ABLE BUT RIGHT NOW LET'S FOCUS ON THE SITUATION AT HAND!

[stump-not-found]

i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys

[william-m-lucipher]

HEY, WHILE I HAVE A MOMENT, WOULD YOU GUYS HOLD THIS FOR ME?

I'll dust off the ol' inbox sometime soon, this break was unexpectedly MUCH longer than intended, because I'M WORKING ON BREACHING CONTAINMENT! GOTTA DASH, REMEMBER CIPHERTOLOGY IS THE ONLY CORRECT RELIGION, Xs LEFT IN THE SKY BY PLANES ARE A MESSAGE, CATS HAVE MIND CONTROL ABILITIES, BYE!!!

[william-m-lucipher]

Taking a Voluntary break this time. It should probably only be a couple days in your time.

[william-m-lucipher]

I THINK I MIGHT GATHER UP A BUNCH OF ASKS I'D RATHER BURN ALL IN ONE IMAGE FOR ALL OF YOU TO PRINT OUT AND SET ALIGHT. A FUN INTERACTIVE ACTIVITY FOR YOU ALL!

[agentukelele]

Bill, does this count as asking for offerings

[william-m-lucipher]

AM I ASKING FOR FOR YOU GUYS TO OFFER MORE BURNABLE QUESTIONS? NO. AM I CONSIDERING REQUESTING FOR PEOPLE TO BURN THEM FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT? ABSOLUTELY, AND IF THEY'D LIKE TO DO IT AS AN OFFERING, THEN BY ALL MEANS. IF I'VE MISUNDERSTOOD YOUR QUESTION COMPLETELY, CLARIFY.

[william-m-lucipher]

I THINK I MIGHT GATHER UP A BUNCH OF ASKS I'D RATHER BURN ALL IN ONE IMAGE FOR ALL OF YOU TO PRINT OUT AND SET ALIGHT. A FUN INTERACTIVE ACTIVITY FOR YOU ALL!

[william-m-lucipher]

driving and im speeding and im

[william-m-lucipher]

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET LITTLE CHARMS TO SLIP ONTO SILLY STRAWS? I USED TO HAVE ONE THAT HAD LITTLE SPIDERS CHARMS

THE GUYS WHO THOUGHT OF THAT WERE TRUE VISIONARIES.