William3rdLord

And in my defense, I am not medicated.

[recordstore]

i don’t understand how anything works i just walk through life terrified

[william3rdlord]

And shaking, constantly looking back only to be startled by what's in front of you

[screenshotsofdespair]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we are fucked

[jame7t]

No hope

[achillesinhighheels]

[analog-television]

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

[bace-jeleren]

[batterbees]

[bob-artist]

You can't just nerf him without admitting that he was too powerful in his original form

[william3rdlord]

Damn, I thought he looked more like a mango

[rainydaydecaf]

I never saw people say stuff like this enough when I was a teenager, so I’m saying it now.

I’m in my mid-thirties and I have never had sex. I’ve thought about it and could have had one or two opportunities if I put in more effort, but I always decided against it because I just wasn’t into it at the time.

I can safely say that I do not feel I have missed out on anything. I was perfectly capable, by myself, of learning about my own body and boundaries without anyone else there to muddy the waters. The immense pressure that was there in my teens/twenties to Have Sex Just Do It is basically gone. I’m vibing. I’ve got my routine by myself in bed that I enjoy, and that’s enough for me.

And in the unlikely event that I ever decide to have sex with someone in the future, I don’t feel at all like I’m lacking some essential Knowledge or Skill that would “make it good” for someone else. I fully expect to ask my partner out loud what they like and to receive an answer clearly communicated and to relax and have fun. And if it’s a disappointing experience, I’m fine with that too. It is what it is.

Sex is just not that big of a deal. I suspected it as a teen, and I’m more sure of it now. It’s fine to have it or not have it. It’s whatever.

[william3rdlord]

So I FINALLY got these bad boys and I was so excited, I was practically being stared at in the store right...Any way, LET'S GET THIS BREAD!!

So pretty, each oreo has it's own little message and a different design. (I really like the light stick one) THEY ALSO SMELL LIKE MATCHA<3

As for the taste though, it's kinda a coconut type of flavour for the cream and a matcha like flavoring for the biscuit. Or maybe it tastes like matcha cause it smells like matcha?? My tastebuds are weird.

I PERSONALLY don't really like how it feels in my mouth( the ones im currently eating the cream has melted so that's giving me a negative experience overall). But this was genuinely such a shock to see these on the shelves where I live.

[stxrfiish]

I love ego renegade boy bc it takes the anti transmasc rhetoric of ‘how could you kill a beautiful girl’ ‘we’re mourning our daughter’ and says yeah I killed your daughter. and it was cool as fuck. I injected her with lethal chemicals aka my testosterone shot. I’m gonna make a music video about it.

[william3rdlord]

GO WATCH EGO RENEGADE BOY NOW!!

[frontmansdefender]

[william3rdlord]

I laughed a little too hard at this

[deathtrapnest]

Lex figures out Superman’s secret identity because Superman slips up and says “y’all’d’f’i’d’ve” and Lex just gasps and whispers “….Clark?” 

[william3rdlord]

I'm going to kill myself. Fucking hell.

[deathtrapnest]

Lex figures out Superman’s secret identity because Superman slips up and says “y’all’d’f’i’d’ve” and Lex just gasps and whispers “….Clark?” 

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[pirateprincessjess]

“Covid game me narcolepsy” no you fucking pervert it didn’t. You’re just a weirdo with a gross fetish. Covid didn’t make you suddenly want to fuck dead people. Keep that shit to yourself you gods damned weirdo

I have type 2 Narcolepsy. Studies have shown that serious viral infections can cause people to develop Narcolepsy if they are already genetically susceptible to having it. This includes covid. That is what happened to me.

You on the other hand might want to google the difference between Narcolepsy and Necrophilia….

[pirateprincessjess]

Yall, I can’t believe that I have to do this, but I am going to say this in as clearly as possible

The anon was very confused.

I have Narcolepsy, which is a sleep disorder. Narcolepsy has nothing to do with Necrophilia. I am not into necrophilia.

[pirateprincessjess]

I didn’t realize that one said “necropolises.” That’s actually so funny. I think that one must have been a joke

[fiendir]

[william3rdlord]

Damn, COVID fucked up my lungs but Necrophilia is next level damage man

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

[youarestrongerzine]

Take my hand… JOIN THE TEAM!💎

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[definedvines]

HEY I'M THE HEAD OF THIS PROJECT!!! And super super excited to share it with you all!! I've been planning this for forever and can't wait to see what we do!!!

Please join us!!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

every since I was a little girl, I always knew I had an unhealthy obsession with yaoi

[william3rdlord]

Ah yes, I present to you all, THE TRUTH BOMB(nah, not even a bomb its always been that obvious hasnt it)

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[throo]

I wasn’t expecting that

[aroace-ryland-grace]