William3rdLord

And in my defense, I am not medicated.

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

I think it’s beautiful when what you loved doing when you were 6 finds you again when you’re in your 20s or 30s or 40s or 50s or 60s or 70s or 80s or 90s or

[william3rdlord]

Yeah, people still question how the fuck I managed to climb unto the room

[tlirsgender]

I love any variation on the joke of like "able bodied... for now" "not disabled. Yet" etc etc I love that it sounds like a threat and then we get to be like And why is that threatening to you, hmm. Now they feel like kind of a bad person. I am going to break their legs though so that's understandable

[tlirsgender]

Why are you so afraid of having a body like mine, huh? Sounds like you have a lot of biases to unlearn and reflect on what societal ideas you've internalized that make you feel that way <- holding a comically large hammer behind my back

[tlirsgender]

Like the truth of it is everyone will acquire some form of disability eventually if they live long enough, right. Because I'm out there. I'm coming

[william3rdlord]

I wanna buy a wheelchair, train my upper body so I can do bicycle tricks an like wheelies on it, so that when I do eventually somehow become disabled in someway I can like, adapt easier

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[william3rdlord]

*tumble weed rolls by*

[dionysiaproductions]

[william3rdlord]

Well I'll be

[alunaloverworld]

[william3rdlord]

Finally I found it

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[william3rdlord]

Reminds me of the time my friend said "get home safe" and I bluntly responded with "you too, if you get home." I have never seen anyone look at me with such fear, I miss it. Though I should probably state that we were crossing a car bridge on foot and a train was passing below so he may have thought I was gonna either push him into the road on the train.

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

[quinkkill]

Unfortunately me until Thursday

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

[william3rdlord]

How ironic to see this as my Thursday is ending

[dogpuppy]

[william3rdlord]

This trippy as hell

[shesnake]

also happy pride month to this banger

[william3rdlord]

What are your pronouns, CUNTISSMO?

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

[william3rdlord]

Oh the pride I'd have, I'd be smirking

[gremlininho]

no peeking at the answer below, did you get what the shirt said?

yes

no

Remaining time: 4 days 8 hours

[william3rdlord]

I grinning so hard, I probably look like Cheshire cat

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

[william3rdlord]

You must suffer with me

[william3rdlord]

Pride month is so punctual this year, clocking in on a Monday and everything

[ruinedchildhood]

[william3rdlord]

It's so done with him

[triangleguy]

its difficult having a favorite character who you have absolutely no attraction to but a lot of other people do. i love him. not like that. i dont even like him i hate him actually. hes just really important to me. Not like that. he lives in my brain. No not like that. hes just there and i think about him a lot. hes disgusting and i hate him. hes very fascinating to me. i understand him. hes not sexy at all though. a lot of people say that and i disagree but to each their own. hes my favorite and i want to kill him

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[mysteryteacup]

Fandom is not social media.

Fandom is not trends.

Fandom is a cross between a library and having a slumber party with your friends.

"Old" means nothing to fic.

[william3rdlord]

Old? What do you mean I just found this now so it's not old, it's new to me. Like listening to a song only to find out it was made in like 1987 and your like WOW wait music was also this good back then?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

we went from “just google it” to “just ask chatgpt” too fast.

people in my life, my friends, family, colleagues, they don’t say “google it” anymore. they just say “ask chat”, “just ask chat”, “let me ask chatgpt real quick”. like only a few years ago we were googling shit man

[william3rdlord]

My younger sister did this the other day and I felt the blood drain from my face, she looked at me like I was stupid when I said "Aren't you a bit young to know what that is?" Like, your at prime age to be obsessed with Minecraft, I even got you Stardew Valley WHY THE HELL ARE YOU USING CHATGBT?!