Comfort of 1000 words

I was walking among the fires of Hell, delighted with the enjoyments of Genius; which to Angels look like torment and insanity-William Blake

[thememedaddy]

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

what

[tim-ee-sis]

[williamblakesapprentice]

Lmfao

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[estes-bestie]

Matt Murdock vs Frank Castle

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[isuggestrevolution]

i suggest using that powerful tool

[lesbile]

bush haters always have that soulless look in their eyes

[shodaw]

We’re forgiving all his war crimes now?

[56blogsstillcrazy]

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

[chvrlieherbs-deactivated2022021]

Why is her date using chop sticks

[justcariii]

Wtf is this lmao

[zendayasauntiewig-blog]

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

???????

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

[stebbyfrenchguy]

where are they from send them home

[tsunglasses]

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

[depsidase]

[should-be-sleeping]

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

[should-be-sleeping]

[should-be-sleeping]

Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌

[should-be-sleeping]

Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.

[should-be-sleeping]

I mean this with all due respect:

You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.

Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.

Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.

If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.

You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.

[joanthreatt]

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

[mellie-art]

[digitaldiscipline]

[homunculus-argument]

"Don't speak ill of the dead" my ass. If you didn't want people talking shit about you when you're no longer there to defend yourself, you should've been a better person.

[bisquid]

I always took it to mean, like, don't bitch about Mrs. Obnoxious in front of her grieving children, not 'you can't say anything bad about a dead person ever' but let me tell you some people really do seem to take the latter approach and it's EXHAUSTING. "don't speak ill of the dead" are Ronald Reagan's descendants in this room right now?

[casualhollanov]

ilya "it's just a plan to fuck" rozanov vs. shane "Time to buy an entire house at 19 years old for the sole purpose of getting fucked within an inch of my life by my arch rival because I'm a screamer and I'm scared Scott Hunter will hear me and personally manifest into the bedroom" hollander

[escapepodding]

The miscommunication in Heated Rivalry is because they're living in different romance types to begin with:

Shane: In some sort of Austen-esque existence where hjs ill-advised flirtation with a notorious rake goes too far. Scandalised by the intimate use of first names he flees, concerned what society and his goodly parents will think, his reputation at stake. He tries to find a proper marriage prospect but alas his heart is lost to the rake! But he finally follows his heart and invites Ilya into his home too (and accepts first name usage!)

Ilya: Smoldering in mirrors and out of windows and getting emotionally wuthered screaming Shane's name on a moor. My man is byronically going through it gothic style

[escapepodding]

Scott Hunter is trying to live his best modern rom com life and is side-eyeing the fuck out of these two. No idea what's going on there and franly doesn't want to