Willy's Wonderland @williamshankspear - Tumblr Blog

Alright ive seen enough

Someone put a blanket over my cage.

my toxic trait is that i have such a queer-heavy friendgroup that i do just. genuinely sometimes forget about straight being an actual option of something a person can be.

and not in a malicious way.

just in a "my bad. forgot that was a category."

the number of times i've made a joke/comment about shared queerness and then accidentally made someone feel the need to come out to me as straight?? non-zero

ozempicofficial

amazoogle

let's develop a perfect plan

amazoogle

1. get cozy in bed

wizardnaturalist

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

fairycosmos

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

treecitysessions

kayvsworld

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

rizaoftheowls

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

ringo-starr-daily

All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

bafahy

The mosaicist

soulindisarray

Original handwritten lyrics, Psycho Killer by Talking Heads, c.1975.

duchessvongooseberg

david byrne tryna figure out how the fuck u spell "qu'est-ce que c'est":

sheikahfication

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

angelicguy

Many of you may be asking- what is rap? Well, to put it simply, rap is the part of the Gorillaz song that sounds- a little different.

feluka

we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women

feluka

to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)

feluka

addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative

feluka

I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.

FIRST LAW: This character must be a woman.

SECOND LAW: This character must be a loser, but not in a way that can be pinned on her gender. Misogynistic response from the audience does not disqualify the character.

THIRD LAW: If the audience does not enjoy this character, then it becomes impossible to enjoy the show/film/book/game altogether. It is not possible to ignore this character, for better or for worse.

FOURTH LAW: The character must make bad decisions, and not just be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control. The character can also be a victim of poor circumstances outside of her control, but it has to be primarily her personal choices that deem her a loser.