miscellaneous crap

as you scroll down you'll see a timeline of things i was obsessed with in the past (was addict-with-a-phan)

[davidsvlogs]

how did Alex predict Trump’s presidency so accurately?

[tea-anaa]

Compilation of David Dobrik yelling “Alex!” follow me on youtube instagram and twitter

Henry Hijazi

@ hey.hijazi

@ hiimhenrey

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[hamster-run-faster]

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

[mrjacob-santiago]

brooklyn nine nine hiatus creations ↳ week three: the squad →  favourite squad moments

[seaborns]

I know what’s happening. I’m finally hydrated, and it’s unlocking my brain’s full potential. It’s too much for me. I’m Limitless-ing!

[mazzystardust]

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[dyrtydyke]

LG🐝T

[kittensnax]

[markgatiss]

[laralaralara]

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

[thegirlwiththeloontattoo]

People say “phase” like impermanence means insignificance. Show me a permanent state of the self.

[horrible-harlot]

holy shit this quote changed my life about four years ago. so crazy that this just resurfaced. i’m really happy.

[fairydusts]

girl culture is turning around every few feet when you’re walking alone to see if someone’s following u

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Learn to peep through the corner of your eye so you’re not quite so obvious when you turn.

[feministfront]

Putting in your earphones so hopefully no random men try to talk to/harass you but not actually playing music so you can listen for footsteps/other suspicious noises behind you.

[gibbearish]

feeling like someone is following you and subtly shifting whatever object you’re holding into a better grip so you can use it as a bludgeon if the person behind you tries anything

[its-probably-all-elves]

Being fucking terrified when street lamps give you more than one shadow

[allcapsmadbitch]

just girly things~🌟

[slightmood]

people who travel while on their period are braver than the marines

[cornobbles]

It’s called tampons

[slightmood]

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[silverhawk]

catopumas are so interesting 2 me bc theres only two species so far in the genus, and its either

a very gentle looking asian golden cat

very kind looking, round. 10/10

and then the other in the genus is

the bay cat, or as i like to call them - the weasel cat. long, kinda weird looking, but still 10/10 despite the weaselness.

[waller-bridge]

when i say “my last two brain cells”; this is Exactly how i picture them

[slavicafire]

Polish has two versions of “to get married” depending on whether you are marrying a man (wyjść za mąż) or a woman (ożenić się)

they are of course “meant” to be used by women and men respectively, and when someone mixes them up - which happens very often in common speech - it’s usually a matter of seconds before some smartass goes “haha, ożenić się, she’s a girl, what is she, a homo, you meant wyjść za mąż!”

same thing happened at the shop today, one local drunkard wanted to wish me all the best and that I marry well - and he said “ożenić się”

the second drunkard obviously started laughing “what, a woman! you meant-”

“and who are you to tell her what she can or cannot do, Heniek? She’ll want to marry a girl she’ll marry a girl!”

I have an urge to give him a beer on the house next time he’s here.

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