ha haha hahaha

Hi! My name is Alexis. I have multiple obsessesions, one after the other so they're kind of hard to keep track of.

[leafshadowss]

very specific and intense obsessions as a demarcation of time; the season of this album, the time of that book, the age of that fixation

[metalgearsolid2]

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

[solvatochrome]

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

[ruffboi-mags]

Meanwhile every time I watch a video clearly made by one guy in his living room and it has complete descriptive subtitles, I feel more love in me than I can contain.

[a-crow-with-rights-and-anxiety]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[mahgck]

[mahgck]

[cowboy]

Legit the scariest stream I've ever seen

[pinene]

Salmon when they narrowly escape a bear ^

[funnytwittertweets]

[cikero]

I be sleeping in the master chief position

[cikero]

[crtter]

[gibberishquestion]

[funnytwittertweets]

[lazywonderlvnd]

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

[zaza-expert]

Same energy

[pathos-logical]

[ID: Image one is a tweet by Adam Cerious @Browtweaten that reads:

friend: I was named after my father

me: *aware of how time flows* correct

Image two is a tweet by kie @kieransofar that reads:

me: do you have any kids?

date: one son that’s just under two

me: yah i know how to count. End ID]

[communismlives]

“this is my daughter beth”

“what’s beth short for?”

“because she’s only 3”

[fravery]

Japanese Maple Tree in Winter 

[happyheidi]

The lighting under the bridge makes it look like a crescent moon in the water ♡

Yongqing Fang, Guangzhou, China

source

[toastbutteregg]

[carnivoroustomatoes]

I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations

[just-shower-thoughts]

We’ve made flashlights but we haven’t made reverse flashlights

[heathyr]

artificial darkness would be funny as hell though i’d love to beam a line of night directly into someone’s face. go to the void

[strangegirlsclub-deactivated202]

man some of the seven deadly sins aren’t even that bad. sorry I’m angry n wanna fuck? Sorry I ate a lot? shut up

[hughmadson]

🤭