Wil the Wizard

22, Bi, male, Aries, INFP

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[ampervadasz]

:D

[fiftiesdoll-deactivated20181119]

boys will be boys

[nunia]

this is the only example of that i will accept

[tails-155]

via http://imgur.com/gallery/x5mE5

Original: http://william-snekspeare.tumblr.com/

[nekkofoxisback]

Never will these not be cute.

[nabokovsshadows-deactivated2018]

One of my all time favourite things I’ve seen tumblr

[itstimewehavesomesoliddick]

we shortly interrupt your regular shitposting program with these reptiles

[princeanxious]

This made me so happy

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[world-of-cats]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aleshakills]

I know this is supposed to be a joke but I can’t even laugh cause that’s just how customers are

[astoralexander]

I call this set… “Noir Princesses”.

PRINTS HERE… https://bit.ly/2NqqOX7

[thehappysorceress]

OH. MY GOSH.

I love them so much! And probably need each and every one.

[iicarys]

why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.

[jadedsoggy]

Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck

[cctinsleybaxter]

“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”

[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]

[erinye]

woops

[chesnaughtlover]

Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology

[xiggyxm]

I showed my friend this and he goes “Icarus want dat Dickarus

[cheese24k]

[aidansan]

How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds

ive been doing it wrong all these years

[deductionisthekey]

WTF

[shatterstag]

this is the single most accurate video about australia ever made from the grey hobo hair to the woolworths fabric bag

[dragonsgorawr]

what the fuck

[somecutething]

[negligentblogowner]

[sixpenceee]

Boo!

[hewwocopter]

[mockwa]

🐯 🐯 🐯

[bunjywunjy]

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

[sharkprncess]

i like how

1. that first lion who i believe is an adolescent male, gets the shit scared out of him when the mongoose initially screams

2. his moms immediately look around at the scream

3. one of his moms comes running over to see if he is ok bc hes startled

4. when she gets to him he leans on her for comfort

5. he kinda almost gets inbetween her and the mongoose like “no mom it’s angry don’t get near it!!” and shes like “let me handle this >:(”

6. shes just as confused by the mongoose as her son is

7. the mongoose screams at her upside-down for a second before it turns around

8. as lion mom #1 starts to get chased off by the mongoose, lion mom #2 starts walking over in the bg like “goddamnit wtf is going on”

9. this fucking mongoose is SO ANGRY that it doesn’t care that, at multiple points in the video, it is surrounded by animals more than twice its size that could easily kill it with a hard enough paw swipe

[upallnightogetloki]

This mongoose is 100% unfuckwittable and I am so here for it.

[randomactsofviolence]

I thought this was going to say, like, “good morning everyone, have an absolutely amazing day!” But it was a furious mongoose now I’m going to use that as a greeting.

Hey friend! Nice to see you! Hope you have a furious mongoose!“

[funscarylaudna]

Just a reminder that this video exists and is the best thing ever

[sarah-mcelroy-deactivated202601]

That is Mathew Mercer I hate this

[koracs]

I literally hate him

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[pastelspacecowboy-deactivated20]

What kind of noise is that??