Clever boy, I think I'll eat your heart

Hannibal, Supernatural, and whatever else I decide to reblog that day I track winchesterhobbs

[incorrectarcanaquotes]

[zagreus]

if you c*nsor anything in a post you are l*gally required to put all of the omitted v*wels at the end as a footn*te

*eeoo

[doctress]

Okay th*n. *f you’r* sure about th*s. 

Old Macd*nald had a farm.  

*eieio

[zagreus]

i’m going to shatter you like glass

[arrogantsuggestion]

I am no mans dream girl. No man could ever imagine and create a woman as complex and beautiful as me.

[hyperthrust]

getting hair stripped and coloured professionally: £150+ and multiple 2hr+ sessions

box of bleach and dye: £15 and 1hr in the bathroom between me and god

[mactirian]

Jaal Ama Darav + TV Tropes

[dalishgirlfriend]

@sunlitdaisys asked : Mass Effect: Andromeda + 2. Favorite Male Character ↳Jaal Ama Darav

[bemyrobin]

Ryder: So, how is the most beautiful alien in Andromeda doing?

Jaal: *without looking up* I don't know, how are you doing?

Ryder: *voice cracking* Fine.

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

[hardie-k-t]

[kaspsbrak]

it/st character alignment chart

inspired by this post

[nakedly]

well, fuck

my reaction to everything (via nakedly)

[dailyharryjpotter]

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.

[anexperimentallife]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i love hotels. when i walk through hotel hallways with their quiet walls and flat carpets and the smell of the chlorine from the pool i transcend space and time and find peace.

[transfemininomenon]

her: what’re you smiling about? :) me: nothing me: 

[kylorenblues]

every time I see a video or gif of Kylo Ren in his mask all I can think of is that interview with Adam Driver and Oscar Isaac where Oscar says that their first day on set was Poe’s interrogation scene and Adam didn’t take the mask off in between takes and would lean in and be like “don’t worry I’m under here it’s me” and my heart fills with so much love

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

lawyer: and what did you yell as you jumped naked through the fireworks?

me: …

lawyer: may I remind the defendant he is under oath

me: …new year nude me