I live for me and me alone

and for the occasional oreo milkshake

[winchesterwitch07]

@chaotic-but-cute literally ill be here now. i need to study. switching gears on tumblr babes. find me there.

Wish me luck

Here's the intro post anyway tho

[eugeniedanglars]

just realized that there were definitely celebrities who got infected in the last of us which is hilarious to think about. imagine getting attacked by a zombie and your last thought before you die is "is that fucking justin timberlake?"

[mer-squatch]

[guardianofscrewingup]

[dogdayafternoon1975]

this link definitely does not lead to a bunch of documentaries and miscellaneous movies i keep ripping from dvds at the library, some of which are not easily found or online at all, i definitely will not continue updating it

[floating-goblin-deactivated2021]

the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:

tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"

sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"

mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"

[sepiascissors]

quiet, meaning "has been yelled at or ignored a few too many times and now considers all attempts at communicating with others to be pointless"

self-sufficient, meaning "next to zero trust in parental figures' ability in various aspects of parenting"

lazy, meaning "depressed, but expected to preform tasks or actions without positive support or knowledge of how to do things"

[hapalopus]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

reblog to give a lesbian a sword, a bi girl a dagger, and a trans girl a cool gun

[kenochoric-moved]

[curious-bun]

Wait, so what do ace girls get?  A whip?  A grappling hook?

Wait, no, a bow and arrows, go full Artemis.

[segel-sudeikis]

[wyrddragon]

You telling me that Jack Black would not be 1000% down to be kidnapped by the muppets for a shenanigan, or possible a hijink?

[lenacraft]

Mr. The Frog still sends me more than “we all agreed a celebrity is not a people”

[sparrow-ceiling]

@nebul0usclarity

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[deathliker]

i have some too

[typhlonectes]

[gehe-lihiyot-androgynos-varda-d]

To expand on the crumbling of the patriarchal edifice of the family.

If society agrees that children can know themselves, and have a right to self determination…. Everything else that Conservatives argue they have a right to exert over children crumbles. As just two examples….

ALL corporal punishment rightfully becomes recognised for the assault it is.

Failure to appropriately consider the wishes of children in medical care and provide information in an age appropriate way is recognised as child abuse and malpractice.

Children are entire people, they deserve all of the rights, privileges and protections afforded to adults.

[coughloop]

[angelicguy]

stacys mom turned me into a frog!

im eating flies and live inside a log!

stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!

now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog

[gayvampyr]

black and pink are not enemies they are besties. girlfriends even

[gayvampyr]

they’re holding hands <3

[lovely-v]

This is the best fuckign movie on the planet

[1-extra]

[ayay]

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

[lieutenant-sappho]

babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again

[scarlct-vvitch]

wha……what is he thinkin bout…..

[iloveurcat]

Soft boy dreams of warm laundry!!! I love him so much!!!

[primatechnosynthpop]

[ID: two photos of a cute ginger cat laying on its side in a tipped-over empty laundry basket. End ID]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[teathattast]

[effemimaniac]

autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

[dorisdank]

Maybe you're just hot?

[effemimaniac]

I mean it helps also