Sade Olutola
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Andulka
blake kathryn
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
shark vs the universe
Keni
AnasAbdin
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$LAYYYTER
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@windflowering
hark, an intro
hi, i'm kas! i'm a writer with a love for complex, crunchy characters
i explore many themes in fiction, including dark ones. please remember that fiction ≠ reality/endorsement 💕
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# ILYA ROZANOV IS A COMEDIAN
CONNOR STORRIE as ILYA ROZANOV HEATED RIVALRY (2025—)
episode 5: ilya looking at shane
when it's so serious you have to break out vivaldi... again
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"Bullshit." requested by @shanehollanderr
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Clementine von Radics, I Swear, Next Time I See You I'll Be Funny
“Sunlit Kisses”, Ilya Rozanov & Shane Hollander (Connor Storrie & Hudson Williams), Heated Rivalry
Jan, 2026
Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov 1.01: Rookies ┈➤ "Do I make you curious?"
Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
Hollanov + season 1 timeline
Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together
Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?
Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?
Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that
Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again
Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?
is this anything. im sorry ilya
Ilya meeting Shane's parents must be insane for them like. Mr Ilya "The Terminator" Rozanov, terror on ice and menace in bed, politely stands there. Your very shy son admonishes him for using the word "lovers" and Russia's Greatest Rage Machine just takes it.
You ask when this started and Mister Dickhead makes sure Shane is accurate about when they started this. How dare you stave off half a year of us, Shane?
You ask if they talked to Scott Hunter and Ra Ra Rasputin says that he, famous asshole extraordinaire went to talk to Patron Saint of Hockey Gays to offer him congratulations.
You ask if he has no loyalty to Boston and Mr Fucking Fuck San Francisco is like. Nyet
Your son is having a panic attack and Miike Snow Genghis Khan calls them "boyfriends" and it's your own extremely shy and sensitive and loving son that is like MY WHAT
He will return the jacket after the game (no he won't)
