*It is quiet. For Now*

(I add hopefully fitting winds to your posts)

[tsaescii]

and yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows

[windoftheinternet]

A dark wind blows

[skelotan]

The curry was soooo good and now I get to eat curry for days. >: ]

[windoftheinternet]

The scent of warm, comforting food wafts through an open window and out onto the street

[nascar]

[windoftheinternet]

The howling gales across the ice carry the unmistakable scent of paranoia and burnt flesh

[katvara]

[windoftheinternet]

The wind from the Senate carries the distinct smell of betrayal

[tf2heritageposts]

all of the photos for the graybanns(an amazing cosmetic name) are very silly and funny, but then demoman's photos exhibit nothing but pure swagger

he KNOWS he's the shit, he is nothing but cunt

[lollich0p]

hes selling me something

[windoftheinternet]

Sudden, fitful gusts coming from the north, with a strong odour of smoke fainter one of almonds

[blackkitty81]

fernpaste yayy!!

[windoftheinternet]

A fitful wind, with the smell of artificial mint, combines with a much calmer breeze, carrying the scent of the earthen forest floor.

[mysterious-faith-misinterpreter]

I in fact, do have secrets >:3

WHO ARE YOU!

[windoftheinternet]

The wind howls, loud and overwhelming

[sphingidaes]

"hurt people hurt people" yes mistress. anything for you mistress.

[sphingidaes]

I Will Die In Combat For You Mistress

[windoftheinternet]

The wind is harsh, filled with the acrid scent of sulphur and blood

[jiouska]

[windoftheinternet]

A faint breeze stirs the grass

[homunculus-argument]

Great success. I've spent exactly one (1) week taking a bike ride 4-5 times a week, and I have already reached the point where instead of laying flat on furniture like a squashed slug all day, I'll get the type of aggressively bored where I'll chew a hole in the wall if I don't get some sort of exercise. So I have to go do some kind of an errand - real or fabricated - to get to take the bike out and go places.

Then I'll get back home and continue spending the rest of the day laying flat on furniture like a squashed slug.

[windoftheinternet]

A wind carries leaves and the smell of oil

[skippyisntfunny]

[windoftheinternet]

A persistent breeze carries the scent of Anesthetic and disinfectant

[faithless-interpreter]

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WHY???

[windoftheinternet]

Cold and damp wind, despite the dry weather

[cursed-amulet-owner]

been plotting world domination lately... no, it doesn't have anything to do with the amulet

[official-amulet-posts]

official amulet post

[windoftheinternet]

A strong, forceful gust, gone as suddenly as it arrived

[real-human-atyourdoor]

Good news! You are still [purified] of heart, there is time to save your soul! Join me in the boiling waters! Join me! It's just [GOD] in here!

- @boiled-faith-misinterpreter

too

Cold waters sound B ett e r

[windoftheinternet]

The wind picks up, and it smells of something unplaceable and unpleasant

[theskullofjudgement]

Skull of judgement am I evil for wanting to be loved

YUUUUUUP

[windoftheinternet]

Sudden gale filled with bone shards

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

Whats this I see? Someone who is similar to me? Oh, how the glee!!!!!

If you need help becoming something truly unhuman, so let me lumin!

I have many potions and spells, to get you out of your cell!

Just call!!!!!!!

- @magically-magic-interpreter

i dont think i can trust you.

[magically-magic-interpreter]

oh.... uhhhh.... I honestly just hated them, no reason to condemn! These portions are all real, and for quite a steal! Hehehehee

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

i know your kind. vile, slithering rot-filled, toad on a rock lashing into the peace around you. i dont need you to convince me. but i hope you know what you are

[magically-magic-interpreter]

Look, I'm a 500 year old wizard. It's hard to actually find fun things to do. And selling stuff has been my new solace recently, do you think I wouldn't sell something fake?

I am actually offering something here.

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

prove it.

[magically-magic-interpreter]

There's going to be lightning striking right next to where you live in 2 minutes, I cast that, ok? Got it?

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

no there wont? its a clear day out.

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

What The Fuck

[magically-magic-interpreter]

told you, I gotta a lot up these sleeves, so don't doubt me! Hehehehee!

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

t the fuck are you! wwh? whta that? what? magic isnt fucking real thats not, something youcqn just do thatsnot. dont mess with me.

[magically-magic-interpreter]

... look... I...

I didn't mean to scare you... uhhhh... I can give you something for free??? I uhhhhh I'm... sorry... Just uhhhh sorry...

do you want me to leave? I just wanted to help you out...

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

im not ffaling for your tricks you Whatever you are Pelase Dont Pulverize Me thatwould suck. yeau. h. fuck. what the fuck even?

[magically-magic-interpreter]

I mean no harm!!!!! I generally want to help!!!!! I even ditched the rhyming!

I get you, I know how terrible it feels... Just if you want something, say it, or if you want me to leave, say it.. ok?

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

right . ikay. magical whayever the hell who knows where i live and has weather altering powers wants to. give me. a thing. right. uh. ccan you make me lovable agian i mmis my ex

[magically-magic-interpreter]

Did she actually break up with you or is she just missing? Because I got something that can find anyone! Or even a potion to transform you into whatever she would like!... physically at least, changing the mind is surprising hard.

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

ddo youbave something thatll. convicne her im not lying. that i really am losing myself and my humanity. that.im.slipping into apathy and forgetting every truth i knew to be real maybe. ccan you get it into her head that im not who i am anymmore mayne. ttthis hurts

[magically-magic-interpreter]

I do have truth serum... It'll make you tell the truth no matter what and people who hear it will believe you, use it wisely friend. And you know where to find me if you ever need something else!

*you got the genuine truth serum*

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

okay . cool. okay. thank you, uh.wwhats your name sorry

[magically-magic-interpreter]

Name's Mayla! The wizard name is technically "The Magnum Mayla" but uhhh just call me Mayla, what's yours?

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

okay. thats awesome(?) im marceline. marcy is. okaythough i dont mind if you call me that instead. tthanks

[windoftheinternet]

A faint breeze, carrying hints of sweet spices and something oddly meaty

[celestial-observerr]

EARTH-LIVERS I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF A NEW THING OF YOURS CALLED A "unicorn" IT IS VERY INTRIGUE!

⍜⋏⟒ ⋔⍜⋔⟒⋏⏁⍜ ⌰⟒⏁ ⋔⟒ ⌰⟒⏃⍀⋏ ⏃ ⌿⊑⍜⏁⍜☌⍀⏃⌿⊑--

[windoftheinternet]

A light breeze, yet choked with dust