Jack.

bug ass, he/him, batteries not included. (p.s. can the pornbots not follow me thx)

[windows95se]

It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[windows95se]

ok so technically it isn’t because i made my first tumblr when i was 12 and now i’m 20 and also that account was created in november 2016 before i came out lmaoo

[windows95se]

It's my 6 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[windows95se]

lmao completely forgot i had this

[1eos]

me every time i see uncensored porn on my dash now

[windows95se]

guess i’m back to being a tumblr person rip twitter

[molusca]

mom said its my turn to be disney first openly gay character

[the-minecraft-funnies]

[ankle-beez]

You and everyone else got it wrong. The song asked if you remembered the 28th night of September. Not the 21st.

[ankle-beez]

Upon further inspection, I found out that in her version of September, Taylor Swift changed the date from the 21st to the 28th.

Why in the FUCK did she do that

[deceseze]

the whitest person alive sent that ask

[ankle-beez]

I can’t believe Taylor Swift herself sent that ask

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

want to see my favorite piece of vintage clown jewelry?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

was not prepared for the overwhelming amount of enthusiasm in the replies, but fortunately I am prepared to make everybody regret this optimism!

[moo-chuu]

Archaeologists are gonna find this centuries from now and wonder what the fuck was going on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Archaeologists from 5021 AD digging this up and putting it in a museum labelled "Fertility Ritual Object Demonstrating Possible Sun Worship (Circa Industrial Plague Era)"

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[windows95se]

[windows95se]

the nuclear codes are stored in one of these bad boys

[horrorsoflife]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Women fear me, fish want me

[yourfaveisgoingtosuperhell]

Strange Aeons from Youtube is visiting super hell for gay crimes, to give some great TED talks and for inspiring others to embrace the gay!!!

requested by: Anonymous

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

Earlier today I said I don’t support harassing anyone. That’s a lie. I 100% support the kung pow penis thing we used to do to trillizard

[barryogg]

People are finally admitting that it was harassment. Progress!

[emmaubler]

I mean, the first step is admitting that you are in fact a terrible person who supports harassing people online.

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[avellach-the-realmwalker]

Chik-fil-le sandwich

INGREDIENTS:

4 hamburger buns, split

1 head green leaf lettuce, leaves separated

1 beefsteak tomato, sliced

20 dill pickle slices

FOR THE CHICKEN

2 boneless, skinless chicken breasts

1 cup dill pickle juice

1 ½ cups milk, divided

1 cup peanut oil

1 large egg

½ cup all-purpose flour

1 tablespoon confectioners’ sugar

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, to taste

DIRECTIONS:

Place a chicken breast on a cutting board. With your hand flat on top of it, carefully slice the chicken in half horizontally. Trim excess fat as needed.

In a large shallow baking dish, combine chicken, pickle juice and ½ cup milk; marinate for at least 30 minutes. Drain well.

Heat peanut oil in a large skillet over medium high heat.

In another large shallow baking dish, whisk together remaining 1 cup milk and egg. Stir in chicken to coat and drain excess milk mixture.

In a gallon size Ziploc bag or large bowl, combine chicken, flour and confectioners’ sugar; season with salt and pepper, to taste.

Working in batches, add chicken to the skillet and cook until evenly golden and crispy, about 4-5 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate.

Serve chicken immediately on burger buns with green leaf lettuce, tomato and pickles.

[stardust-lightning]

Also if y’all are interested, I have the copycat recipes for the Frosted Lemonade and the Chicken Nuggets

https://www.tablespoon.com/recipes/copycat-chick-fil-a-nuggets/2b483ee0-a13e-4a3f-bf0b-9b26099c6e24

https://cincyshopper.com/copycat-chick-fil-a-frosted-lemonade/

[plainwallpaper]

^^^

[pendylion]

If you like their food, this post will help you not fund them anymore.

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?