My name is K (they/them, elder millenial)
I'm back on my marvel bullshit.
Haven't done a side blog in a while, bear with me.
I'm also @lukeqatwalker
Icon is from @skeletoniart
I'm still plugging away at this fic! Now up to seven whole chapters.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
New chapter contains my favorite Wade quote:
"Hey, you know Captain America then, right? Can you introduce me? Tell me, are his pecs as magnificent in person as they look in pictures? Because I tell you, I would give my right nut for five seconds of motor-boating those babies. I mean, maybe it's a meaningless gesture, since my nut would grow right back, but you know what I mean, right?"
I LOVE UR ART SM ITS SO CUTE AND AND AND I WISH I WAS MORE ELOQUENT WITH MY WORDS BUT JS KNOW ITS REALLY GOOD AND MAKES PEOPLE REALLY HAPPY OKAY <3333
also gonna indulgently request some chubby (hehe) logan? wade deserves a squishy boyfriend. and logan deserves to be fed and watered and cared for
AYGGJJ CRYING ON THE FLOOR THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME FOR REAL I'm so incredibly happy that people like my silly lil fanart aughk
Anyway here's chubby logan I LOVE CHUBBY LOGAN
ALSO IMAGINE IMAGINE If Logan in his world didn't really eat much- if any at all because 1. His healing factor would keep him alive anyway so he didn't think he needed to eat neither he deserved to?? why get nice things when you're a monster AND 2. In my head he's homeless, just going from one bar to another, sleeping on the strees, and any money he could get was wasted on liquor so- yeah not very healthy.
AND THEN he's living with Wade, who always happily cooks for him and orders takeout and wants Logan to try all his favorite foods. At first Logan isn't very used to eating so much, he even feels a bit sick sometimes and wants to stop but seeing how happy Wade is about getting him to eat makes him want to try more and more. When he realizes he really enjoys food and it's always looking foward to try new stuff, he even learns how to cook and cooks together with Wade and he's also put on some weight! He feels a bit strange and wonders if maybe he should try and lose it- BUT DAMN WADE IS OBESSED WITH HIM and his lil belly and how soft he is and he's just so giggly because it means Logan is happy and ausgsj Idk
Also like I imagine Wade's super cancer makes eating hard for him, he can't always eat normally because he ends up throwing up SO feeding Logan and watching him eat when he can't makes him feel better about it?? Kind of like watching mukbangs bahaha dunno
Damn I wrote a lot oopsie anyway yeah that thanks runs away
too many love interests? what's that? i can't hear you over the sound of how many bitches this guy is getting. i can't possibly ship all of these at once? i'm adding more as we speak. i'm making them up. i'm grabbing characters with whom he has no chemistry. fuck you. marvel refuses to give him a proper lasting romance, i'll do it myself. rolling up my sleeves. who's next.
just saw gayporn where the bald bottom had a toilet plunger stuck to the back of his head to imitate hair pulling. i feel like a peasant seeing a gun for the first time in the 1300s
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