Drizzles and Hurricanes

[datasoong47]

[depsidase]

[gothicwill]

Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

[yellow-cat]

hey asshole. i can feel you skipping through my dialogue. did you even consider how that might make me feel

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

realized i have started texting like mr darcy

[plasmalogical]

[orcbara]

the way the internet facilitates a sort of memetic decay of phrases related to sexual attraction to slowly, inexorably point towards the same conventionally attractive people in their 20s instead of the original meanings is so disgusting to me

[orcbara]

people want to claim the allure of the unconventional while still treating it with disgust. "fat boy summer" about average men. "DILF" but only if he's under 40. "bear" about a man built like a superhero. "butch" but not if she's too butch. "monsterfucker" about an anime girl with horns. it's exhausting

[spandexual]

literally. once again my oomf-in-law has got it in one

[eightfifteen]

Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

[plutojester]

[doingthewritethings]

my friend briar and i lovingly call this one ‘therapy speak joker’ and it almost caused her to drop biological samples one time

[dizzyghoast]

i think the joker should start talking like this for real. no other character should do this only the joker. i want batman to have to deal with this

[teaboot]

Would you be comfortable with me sharing the story of how I got these scars

[fair-itself]

That would have been an incredible episode of Batman: The Animated Series, though. Joker gets out of Arkham, having convinced the psychs he's rehabilitated by speaking in fluent Therapy. Bats spends the entire episode losing his mind, because he KNOWS it's an act because NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT and Joker reacts with total calm and understanding when he finds Batman in his pantry at 2AM. "You're violating a boundary right now, but I realize this behavior is caused by a history of trauma. Can we talk about how your inability to trust negatively affects those around you?" Meanwhile steam is just coming out of Batman's ears

[seriousfic]

Are you in the right headspace to receive information on you potentially being overserious?

[zara2148]

Any way, things to try and do to make some noise about this.

Call Discord at 888-594-0085. All I had to do was stay on the line and leave a voice mail.

File a support ticket with discord. This will require you to create an account separate from your discord account.

If you have Nitro, CANCEL IT.

File a complaint with the California Privacy Protection Agency. You do not need to live in California to do this. I personally checked off "Right to Opt-out of Sale/Sharing" "Right to Limit the Use of My Sensitive Personal Information" "A business’s collection, use, storing or sharing of my personal information" and "Children's privacy" because like FUCK would they not be getting that in their efforts to protect them. When they asked for evidence of privacy violations, I shared the Discord press release.

It's also worth mentioning that Discord is headquartered in California.

If you live in a European country, this webpage has a list of all the countries so you can find yours and file a privacy complaint.

Canadians can file a complaint with the Privacy Commissioner.

[thatstupidkat-deactivated202602]

[tlirsgender]

With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

[thetimetostrikeislater]

The one Vulcan aspect Kirk can excel at.

Kirk: “Oh yeah I’m from Iowa. It’s part of something called tornado alley.”

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Spock: “Where’s the captain? The storm is getting worse.”

Crewman: “He’s out there with the other Vulcans. He told us to wait in the shuttle.”

[wt-nv-quotes]

"Digital songs are ghosts."

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[depsidase]

[phantomrose96]

Anime is great. Anime will be like “this is my character of ambiguous western descent. Their name is the most incomprehensible combination of made up sounds. And if not that, it is a name that has not appeared on a single birth certificate since 1773.

Code Geass went and said “most of these character hail from Future Sort-of-Britain, including our main character, who will be named Lelouch just like every single British person isn’t.” Then they decided to distract you from this by naming his love interest Shirley, cornering the market of 80+ year old grandmothers clutching their 3 bowls of strawberry sucker candy in delight. Code Geass didn’t even call it a day here they had one more trick up their sleeve and it was to name the third character in the group Rivalz, a name and a character which appeal to exactly no one.

Tiger and Bunny said “What should our western young-20′s heartthrob successful pretty-boy deuteragonist be named? What screams ‘young’ and ‘trendy’ and ‘brilliant’ and ‘sexy’? Barnaby. Barnaby Brooks. This is our Sex Symbol Barnaby.” I bet a bunch of ghosts from the 17th century were stoked about that one. I bet Barnaby walks into gift shops asking if they have any of the travel keychains in his name and he gets laughed out of the store. I bet Barnaby’s parents didn’t die, they just faked their deaths to get away from him seeing as they hated him enough to name him Barnaby.

I haven’t followed Attack on Titan in 7 years but yall have a character named Pieck Finger. That’s it that’s my roast.

[phantomrose96]

I JUST REMEMBERED

BACCANO HAS A CHARACTER NAMED JACUZZI SPLOT

JACUZZI SPLOT

[phantomrose96]

There are 3 kinds of tags on this post

Code Geass fans saying “that’s fair”

HxH/Death Note/Fate/JoJo fans informing me of terrible horrible names that perfectly prove my point and also deal psychic damage with every new addition

Baccano fans who are absolutely ready to throw hands with me

[phantomrose96]

WH–

[chongoblog]

CHROLLOS ALT NAME IS THAT????

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[phantomrose96]

QUATTRO

W H A T

[diligentpsychopomp]

[windwrackedstars]

DEAR FOLLOWERS:

I’m in a bit of a conundrum. I no longer have access to the email associated with this account due to Reasons, and I have no clue what its password is. I only have access now because I have tumblr on mobile and I’ve never logged out of this account on it. It seems my only recourse is to set it up with the blog that’s attached to the email I actually use (fortunately that blog is not in use) (I actively don’t want to make a throwaway email for tumblr that I will 100% forget). Theoretically, I should be able to transfer this blog to the other as a secondary blog, but try as I might I cannot figure it out.

All of this is a long way to say that I’m going to be deleting this account and then recreating it in 24 hours when the URL is up for grabs. I went through my followers list and I’m pretty sure I followed back everyone I want to see on my recreated blog. I then took screenshots of my following list, so I can recreate it. Am I looking forward to this? Fuck no. Am I going to take advantage of the opportunity to remove blogs I’m following that haven’t updated in (checks) 13 years? Holy fuck I’m old.

So if in 24 hours you see windwrackedstars is following you, that’s me. If for some reason I can’t get it, I’ll be trying windwrackedstars19 and other variations. Wish me luck, and I’ll see you on the other side!

[nunchler]

obviously bigotry isnt rational but "women are naturally worse at spatial reasoning and math" is a wild opinion to have when women have historically been the primary textile producers in a lot of societies. have you ever seen a tablet weaving pattern

[star-trek-fandom-confessions]

#807

So now that the Federation has been around for a thousand years (in the final season of Discovery) are we going to stop pretending that the Dominion is uniquely evil? Or are eternal empires cool when it's Your Favorite Guys doing it

[quasi-normalcy]

Umm. I think the principal objection to the Dominion is that they're a rapacious, totalitarian, Changeling-supremacist slave-empire. I don't think that their having been around for a thousand years is the problem.

[quasi-normalcy]

No but seriously was this written by a Vorta? Like...what?

[lucid-moon0750]