Wing/Redacted

he/it/ε/explo cap'n o' @biwingual-wingbat privateers DNI

[wing-loves-piracy]

fictionkin of Pirate!Gaster. This neuterlad knows more about Undertale than Deltarune.

@biwingual-wingbat — OOC blog, "main" one if you may.

BYI: drink more rum than usual.

for the lubbers who never tried it before.

[savemefromthedepths]

Call me wing the way she bounce on my ding (till i gast her)

[double-d-gaster]

Very torn between smoker Gaster and non smoker Gaster who comments U know das bad 4 u right every time u light a cig around uim

[wing-loves-piracy]

Handplates Gaster immediately popped in my head when you said that.

[thrashtrashh]

the reason we haven't seen papyrus

he's been interning at Evil Shelter Inc. since the start of the game and has just been fucking shit up for his older brother aka the middle child

[captain-gaster-offical]

MY FUCKING EGGS

[wing-loves-piracy]

she coco in me nut 'til I coconut

[g1pper]

U should pirate more movies

[robertfagden]

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

[wing-loves-piracy]

Ye know who this posts reminds me of?

[spicapizza]

Ahoy, goney

[wing-loves-piracy]

the audacity to gossip about someone who's listening

[vinephyu]

gya ha haaa!!!1!! corestring NUKE!! 🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

[ratstranaut]

I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.

anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.

the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.

Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.

this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.

[wing-loves-piracy]

i'm FUNGRY rn

[radqueerillusionist]

we don't make butt jokes. we make ass jokes. grow up

[wing-loves-piracy]

actually we make booty jokes

[aggressivedaikons]

oooo oooo oooooo ooo im greening it ooo im greening it so good ooo ooo im greening my gaster so good right now arrrrggggh

[askgasterandacquaintances]

WHAT

[wing-loves-piracy]

ARRRRGGGGH

I CAN'T STOP WINGING IT

[joeswanson73]

i be at the water park

[variousfortuitousdoodles]

Gaster, a guy who can canonically see the our internet watching in horror as his mysterious nature turns into Green Gaster pirate 67 theory

[captain-gaster-offical]

I used to be so cool

But NOOOO

I get turned into a MEME!

Goddammit.

[wing-loves-piracy]

AT LEAST EVERYONE KNOWS WE AREN'T LANDLUBBERS

[selenophobic-werewolf]

"so what, if someone identifies as a dog you're going to call them a dog?"

Yes

[wing-loves-piracy]

gives me an extra reason to call 'em a scurvy dog

[c3rvida3]

It is so, so fucking vital to your health and safety to be in cahoots with at least one person at all times.

[wing-loves-piracy]

won't tell who, but I have a secret crew (;}